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Posted by Storm Saxon (Member # 3101) on :

Or worse, was some kind of sock deviant.

I imagine it would be pretty heart breaking for all concerned and time for a stern talking to about proper morals.

edit: This thread was already basically done by CT, but it's always good to revisit the topic. [Smile]

Further editing for grammatical purposes.

[ February 22, 2005, 02:28 PM: Message edited by: Storm Saxon ]

Posted by Glaphyra the Corruptor (Member # 7408) on :

Alas.

*sigh

[I shall take a sock-deviancy photo and post it just to corrupt you, my pet.]

[ February 21, 2005, 03:20 PM: Message edited by: Glaphyra the Corruptor ]

Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :

Unless you were willing to take the socks into your heart and home. [ROFL]

Posted by Glaphyra the Corruptor (Member # 7408) on :

At least it is True Love. [Smile]

(And this reminds me to photograph my henna patterns tonight, too. It will be a veritable night of depravity.)

Posted by Storm Saxon (Member # 3101) on :

And I bet those cats are minors, too! Poor, poor kitties to fall into the clutches of the devil.

Right. There's only one thing that will balance the scales and set things aright...THE COMFY CHAIR.

Posted by Joldo (Member # 6991) on :

Well, if that had happened, then as far as I'm concerned I have no cat.

Posted by dread pirate romany (Member # 6869) on :

My friends cats are openly gay. They hump each other all over the place. She's fine with it.

Posted by Lucky4 (Member # 1420) on :

I'd probably sit him down (Kitty! Sit!) and talk to him about the difficulties he was going to face in life, including the poor durability of nylon stockings and the potential itchiness associated with wool. I'd still love him though, and he could stay under my roof so long as he mostly stuck with the socks in the dirty clothes hamper rather than the clean ones in the drawer.

Posted by AntiCool (Member # 7386) on :

I'd get upset at my wife for bringing a critter into our house without discussing it with me first.

Posted by MichelleEly (Member # 6737) on :

They do like to lick their "goodies." Of course, maybe that just means they're chronic self-pleasurers. [ROFL]

I would support them 100% [Wink]

Michelle

Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :

One of our cats has a deviant relationship with his stuffed dog. I blame his previous mother.

I don't know how we're going to be able to explain it to our daughter when she's old enough to ask...

Posted by Storm Saxon (Member # 3101) on :

Kitty is just very friendly, honey.

I like being friendly!

Er...no.

Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :

*smacks forehead with hand*

That's where she learned it! She was, um, squeaking our bed by kneeling, grabbing the pole at the top, and moving her hips...

Bad kitty.

Posted by Telperion the Silver (Member # 6074) on :

[ROFL]

Posted by MEC (Member # 2968) on :

My cat's Bi.

Posted by quidscribis (Member # 5124) on :

My cat's bi, too. Female and stuffed. [Wall Bash]

Posted by zgator (Member # 3833) on :

One of our male cats was sexually assaulted by a pet rabbit.

Posted by MEC (Member # 2968) on :

The rabbit at our house tried to sexually assault my bi cat.