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Posted by PenguinsOnTV (Member # 7369) on :
 
Before I confuse people, I'm not new. I have two other names and they are the following:

SteveRogers
CookieMonster
 
Posted by fugu13 (Member # 2859) on :
 
You forgot one.
 
Posted by Telperion the Silver (Member # 6074) on :
 
I never understood why people have different accounts... I have Telperion and that's it. To me more names just means more confusion. Maybe if you want to avoid a landmark...
 
Posted by Annie (Member # 295) on :
 
quote:
You forgot one.
[ROFL]
 
Posted by Teshi (Member # 5024) on :
 
As far as I can tell, there are a few respectable reasons to take new names:

1. Change of life direction or perception of self.
2. For a laugh.
3. Avoidance of landmark.

Try to stick to those.
 
Posted by Intelligence3 (Member # 6944) on :
 
Second Old Woman:
It's funny that penguin being there, innit?
What's it doing there?

First Old Woman:
Standing.

Second Old Woman:
I can see that!

First Old Woman:
If it lays an egg it will fall down the back of the Television set.

Second Old Woman:
We'll have to watch that.
(pause)
Unless it's a male.

First Old Woman:
Ooh, I never thought of that.

Second Old Woman:
Yes, looks fairly butch.
 
Posted by TheHumanTarget (Member # 7129) on :
 
Two penguins are on an iceberg.

One penguin looks at the other and says "Are you wearing a tuxedo?!?"

The other penguin says "So what if I am!?"
 
Posted by Papa Moose (Member # 1992) on :
 
Radio! Radio! Radio!
 
Posted by Teshi (Member # 5024) on :
 
In the cold and frozen south,
Where no one wants to go,
Penguins make their famous slides,
In the ice and snow.
They slide on for miles and miles
And when they reach the end,
They waddle right up back the hill,
And slide right down again!

South not North!
Surrounded by the sea.
For penguins it most surely is,
The coolest place to be!

When their sliding day is done
The penguins gather ‘round
With mugs of hot Cold Chocolate
They do not make a sound.
They tell stories all about
One penguin great and small
They called him Herbert and he was
The Slidiest of them all.

South not North!
Surrounded by the sea.
For penguins it most surely is,
The coolest place to be!

Now he could not play Penguinball
Nor dance a Penguin jig
And when he tried to act instead
They made him wear a wig
But Herbert was unbeaten
(And is unbeaten still)
At sliding on his stomach down
A slipperly, frozen hill!

South not North!
Surrounded by the sea.
For penguins it most surely is,
The coolest place to be!
 
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
 
quote:
Before I confuse people, I'm not new. I have two other names and they are the following:

SteveRogers
CookieMonster

I'm amazed at the energy that some folks expend to obfuscate what appears to be a no brainer. [ROFL]
 


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