This is something very diff'rent Make up couplets, be irreverent There's just one rule to spoil your leisure Puns must honor friends with feathers
'Ere I depart, I put my capon Untie those strings from mother's apron Fly from the nest, please cease your squaking It is my time, says Steven Hawking
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
The crow fresh corn did want to shuck Til a tossed shoe he had to duck.
(Ok, this is hard)
[ January 14, 2005, 10:34 PM: Message edited by: Elizabeth ]
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
A feathered rhyme? I do not know. If I think of one, I'll surely crow.
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
To learn to work with flightless birds, I'll use the demonstrator. It will suffice to teach for now, 'til I can use the emu later.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
The arsonist yelled (He'd burned his toe) "Gol darn, I should not Flame n go!"
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
No rhyme yet, I'm really slow I feel like a true dodo.
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
The eagle's head, much to her egret. is without any feathers thereon. But far more majestic is this bird of prey, than a human head with no heron.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Jeez, Dan, you're a young Cliff Claven Please just stop your rant n raven.
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
The dirty old bird with a nasty pecker Ravaged all within reach, the dirty sexer Twill possibly ne'er be knowed What set Rooster upon the cock road.
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
My gal went to the South Pole, her job over love did win. Now our only contact is through letters, Every morning I pen Gwynn.
[ January 14, 2005, 11:29 PM: Message edited by: Dagonee ]
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
Crows cacaw and roosters crow - it's just how it is with fowl. But could someone please explain to me why wolves and canines 'owl?
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Owl see you later, its gett'n dark Time to end this short poetic lark
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
There once was a shrink of great repute That lived in Seattle, this none can refute His suit one day was sullied enroute to a train And thus he instantly became a Whooping Crane
[ January 14, 2005, 11:48 PM: Message edited by: punwit ]
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
As members of Hatrack we're all Jatraqueros And occaisionally pay tribute to personal heroes While some may quote the Immortal Bard'n all I prefer the modern day greats like Card'n all
[ January 15, 2005, 08:52 AM: Message edited by: punwit ]
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
When there are fleas Osprey my home Though still within Cat's fur they roam.
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
"The man in black is likely a mugger," I thought as he waved his Louisville slugger. It was more than enough to set my veins throbbin', the thought of the victims of this bat man's robbin'.
[ January 15, 2005, 10:01 AM: Message edited by: Dagonee ]
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
I must've committed some Cardinal sin Ostrich out my hand to call . . . a pigeon Robin' Hood I am not, so spare yer arrows There’s no need to quail – my aim is vireos If you call me a warbler, I’ll call you a lyre (Surely one good tern deserves another!) If once you but open your falcony eyes Then would you know, I'm the bard o'Paradise
[ January 15, 2005, 10:34 AM: Message edited by: Bob_Scopatz ]
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
Jay would peck her And then crow all about it Swift then, he’d goose her and duck in his bower She -- a loon and a cuckoo – would fall for his bullsh*t
She’d swallow it whole, then slowly get it What saplovers everywhere learn in an hour You can never buy, but must always wrentit
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
bump.
Aww, c'mon people. This isn't that bad, is it?
This is the slowest pun thread EVER!
Perhaps we should rhea valuate.
Maybe if we eliminate the rhyming requirement. It seems to hang like an albatross over everyone's neck.
Would straight punning be more pheasant?
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Dirty Punwit, shame on you With your naughty lyrics and puns of blue You stole my joke, what can I do For I was going to use Cock-a-too.
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
Punwit and Dan seem obsessed a lot. If they make cock jokes again, we should let the pair rot.
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
Lend your ears to this heartwarming story that's really quite cute and not at all gory of a young bird with a sizable bill who excelled not at school but worked with a will
Young birds take heart from this bright tale Of avian persistance beyond most pale Apply for a grant as this fella can And as he said, "With a Pell, I can"
Posted by Shan (Member # 4550) on :
I don't suppose a rousing rendition of
"Rocking Robin - tweet, tweet , tweet. . . Rockin' robin tweet, tweet, tweet . . . "
would please yon cheeps?
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
with a Pell I can... Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Semi-Famous Twirps
When Leno found he was third in pay Of late night comics, what can I say He cried all night and cried all day If truth be told, he was one blue-Jay.
When Larry found his records were broke His carreer forgotten, and twas no joke He cried all night, and cried "Absurd!" If truth be told, he was one blue-Byrd
When Mr. Leach, a famous Guest Lounged in the sun, by pool, shirtlesst He burned quite bright and have you guessed If truth be told, he's Robin-Red-Breast
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
I once had a donkey named Kooky who always took time out for nooky While chasing some ass broke his leg in a furrow Which ended the life of my bird-brained kooky burro
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
A Celtics fan named Red was heard To actually be mocking Bird! When we found out we quickly said Move down to Rhode Island, Red!
[ January 16, 2005, 04:08 PM: Message edited by: Elizabeth ]
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