Okay, here are the rules. At the end of this post, I'll ask a question. The next poster answers the question, then asks one of his own. The third poster answers THAT question, and so forth ...
BUT, at any time, you are allowed to go back and edit the question you asked to make the answer that follows it sound stupid.
No one is allowed to change their answers.
Now, this will probably start kind of slow (since people will need to read responses and edit posts), but let's see if it works ...
. . .
What did you have for breakfast this morning?
[ November 14, 2004, 04:34 PM: Message edited by: A Rat Named Dog ]
Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :
a baby pig.
when was the stage manager murdered?
[ November 14, 2004, 04:39 PM: Message edited by: sarcasticmuppet ]
Posted by Teshi (Member # 5024) on :
When was set designer extraodinaire
Why are your teeth covered in glue?
[ November 14, 2004, 04:41 PM: Message edited by: Teshi ]
Posted by A Rat Named Dog (Member # 699) on :
I ran out of toothpaste.
Where did you get that black eye?
[ November 14, 2004, 04:41 PM: Message edited by: A Rat Named Dog ]
Posted by St. Yogi (Member # 5974) on :
From my girlfriend.
What are you chewing on?
[ November 14, 2004, 04:46 PM: Message edited by: St. Yogi ]
Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :
my left foot (I had to change it cuz rivka deleted her post )
Why do you keep denying that your just-dried socks are sticking to your pant legs?
[ November 14, 2004, 05:11 PM: Message edited by: sarcasticmuppet ]
Posted by A Rat Named Dog (Member # 699) on :
They're NOT!
Who do you really listen to for advice?
[ November 14, 2004, 04:47 PM: Message edited by: A Rat Named Dog ]
Posted by Teshi (Member # 5024) on :
My voices.
What's that smeared all over your face?
[ November 14, 2004, 04:54 PM: Message edited by: Teshi ]
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
Halava.
What are the first three letters of the alphabet?
[ November 14, 2004, 04:58 PM: Message edited by: Dagonee ]
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
[aside] sm, I had to! I didn't respond quickly enough to ARND[/aside]
OSC.
Where are you taking that . . . that THING?
[ November 14, 2004, 05:02 PM: Message edited by: rivka ]
Posted by St. Yogi (Member # 5974) on :
To bed.
What kind of brain do you have?
[ November 14, 2004, 05:14 PM: Message edited by: St. Yogi ]
Posted by Teshi (Member # 5024) on :
I don't really have one.
What's that under the bed?
Posted by Joldo (Member # 6991) on :
Jude Law.
What is the best way to peel an orange?
EDIT: I was gonna edit for Teshi's post, but this works just as well . . .
[ November 14, 2004, 05:06 PM: Message edited by: Joldo ]
Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :
with one of those gizmos that Pampered Chef puts out.
Why did you kick that little puppy?
[ November 14, 2004, 05:50 PM: Message edited by: sarcasticmuppet ]
Posted by St. Yogi (Member # 5974) on :
Because it's hilarious.
Why haven't I gone to bed yet?
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
Because it's only been 20 minutes since you said you would, and it takes you 30.
Why are you wandering around nekkid?
[ November 14, 2004, 05:41 PM: Message edited by: rivka ]
Posted by jeniwren (Member # 2002) on :
To give little girls silly questions to ask.
I have an extra million I don't need, did you want it?
[ November 15, 2004, 11:34 AM: Message edited by: jeniwren ]
Posted by Teshi (Member # 5024) on :
No.
Why do you say you're similar to me?
[ November 14, 2004, 06:47 PM: Message edited by: Teshi ]
Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :
Because you're insane?
Why don't you do anything to support yourself?
[ November 14, 2004, 08:11 PM: Message edited by: sarcasticmuppet ]
Posted by Mr.Funny (Member # 4467) on :
Because there are better things to do!
Why do you have an avertion to non-strangled faces?
[ November 15, 2004, 12:00 AM: Message edited by: Mr.Funny ]
Posted by Goody Scrivener (Member # 6742) on :
Because it's not blue.
Why do birds fly?
Posted by Cashew (Member # 6023) on :
Because it's cheep.
[ November 14, 2004, 07:33 PM: Message edited by: Cashew ]
Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :
So how long have you suffered from faulty short-term memory?
[ November 14, 2004, 08:18 PM: Message edited by: Icarus ]
Posted by Cashew (Member # 6023) on :
Doh, forgot the question!
quote: Because it's cheep.
What's that hanging out of your ear?
[ November 15, 2004, 04:34 AM: Message edited by: Cashew ]
Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :
the MST3K volume 6 boxed set.
Who would you like to see wearing a dress and singing "I feel pretty"?
[ November 14, 2004, 09:17 PM: Message edited by: sarcasticmuppet ]
Posted by Alcon (Member # 6645) on :
Wolverine!
What is 1+1?
[ November 14, 2004, 09:41 PM: Message edited by: Alcon ]
Posted by Vadon (Member # 4561) on :
11
Is any one out there my friend? I need a hug...
Bah, I can't come up with a ... twist for it.
[ November 14, 2004, 09:45 PM: Message edited by: Vadon ]
Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :
Need a hug, take a hug..
How much time until you explode?
[ November 15, 2004, 02:21 AM: Message edited by: Kwea ]
Posted by Alcon (Member # 6645) on :
9:41.54
Forgot the question
What color are your eyes?
[ November 14, 2004, 10:05 PM: Message edited by: Alcon ]
Posted by Vadon (Member # 4561) on :
Peach...ish...green...ish...orange.
How much hair will you have lost by the end of the year?
[ November 15, 2004, 02:49 AM: Message edited by: Vadon ]
Posted by Book (Member # 5500) on :
Enough to finally build my GO-Go Harry Potter Soap Box Racer, that's for sure.
How did your date know that you were a pieced-together, reanimated corpse?
[ November 14, 2004, 11:13 PM: Message edited by: Book ]
Posted by Teshi (Member # 5024) on :
Because my head's on back to front.
Are you willing to come now and answer a question on which hangs the survival of your species?
[aside: Alcon, we're all messed up now, you need to return your post to how it was- sorry]
[aside #2: too fast for me ]
[aside #3: and you're definately not Alcon! GAH!]
[ November 15, 2004, 12:04 AM: Message edited by: Teshi ]
Posted by Alcon (Member # 6645) on :
Depends on what I'm doing.
Who do you have a serious crush on?
[ November 15, 2004, 02:24 AM: Message edited by: Alcon ]
Posted by Teshi (Member # 5024) on :
[aside: don't worry about me; I'm insane. I read the name "Book" as "Alcon"]
Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :
Dick Van Dyke
What do you think of Michael Moore?
[ November 14, 2004, 11:18 PM: Message edited by: Icarus ]
Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :
I like his characters.
What part of the legal process do you wish had never happened?
[ November 15, 2004, 04:06 PM: Message edited by: sarcasticmuppet ]
Posted by Book (Member # 5500) on :
Getting caught when I'd set a fire.
How can you tell when you've hairline fractured a bone?
[ November 14, 2004, 11:12 PM: Message edited by: Book ]
Posted by Yozhik (Member # 89) on :
Only by taking an X-ray.
Have you ever shoplifted?
[ November 15, 2004, 10:21 AM: Message edited by: Yozhik ]
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
On occasion.
My goodness, an axe stuck in your skull! Where were you?
[ November 14, 2004, 11:57 PM: Message edited by: rivka ]
Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :
tool time!
Who do you think was responsible for that STD?
[ November 15, 2004, 04:08 PM: Message edited by: sarcasticmuppet ]
Posted by quidscribis (Member # 5124) on :
No.
What's that big lump in your brain for?
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
The Girl From Ipanema
What do we want?
Posted by Rohan (Member # 5141) on :
Someone to make sense of all this.
Does rivka find Sir Thomas More sexy?
[ November 15, 2004, 02:38 AM: Message edited by: Rohan ]
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
More wishes.
Do you shower regularly?
[ November 15, 2004, 02:36 AM: Message edited by: rivka ]
Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :
Not me.
What is that stuck in your teeth?
[ November 15, 2004, 06:21 PM: Message edited by: Kwea ]
Posted by kaioshin00 (Member # 3740) on :
Strawberry seeds.
What would you do with a piece of Tungsten?
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
Show it to my chemistry students.
Would you like this vial of immortality potion?
[ November 15, 2004, 10:45 AM: Message edited by: rivka ]
Posted by Cashew (Member # 6023) on :
No thanks, I got my own.
What is it about me that reminds you most of yourself?
[ November 15, 2004, 06:23 PM: Message edited by: Cashew ]
Posted by quidscribis (Member # 5124) on :
That you're a loser.
What color toilet paper do you use?
Posted by AbeLinclon (Member # 6923) on :
White
Why does you fat jiggle?
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
Because your question was so funny.
Why isn't milk orange?
[ November 15, 2004, 08:49 PM: Message edited by: Bob_Scopatz ]
Posted by Jenny Gardener (Member # 903) on :
Because they lost their magic feathers.
Who is doing something they shouldn't?
[ November 15, 2004, 10:24 AM: Message edited by: Jenny Gardener ]
Posted by quidscribis (Member # 5124) on :
Me. Hands down.
What's your favorite kind of cookies?
Posted by Yozhik (Member # 89) on :
Homemade.
How would you describe your mother and your wife?
[ November 15, 2004, 03:04 PM: Message edited by: Yozhik ]
Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :
Two dogs.
Whom did you vote for for president?
[ November 15, 2004, 12:24 PM: Message edited by: Icarus ]
Posted by Carrie (Member # 394) on :
I don't remember.
Is there any chocolate left over from Halloween?
[ November 15, 2004, 04:36 PM: Message edited by: Carrie ]
Posted by jeniwren (Member # 2002) on :
No, but there are some lovely Bear Claws...yum!
Hey, and then you know what he said to me? "Oooh, I can't look! This movie is too scary! Tell me what happens next, will you?"
[ November 15, 2004, 06:21 PM: Message edited by: jeniwren ]
Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
The door opens and the Smurfs are released.
Did SpiderMan try a ladybug costume first?
[ November 15, 2004, 12:11 PM: Message edited by: katharina ]
Posted by Teshi (Member # 5024) on :
Yes, but they left it out of the movie.
How much is left of your house?
[ November 15, 2004, 04:12 PM: Message edited by: Teshi ]
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
None. You've burned it.
Could you describe the source of these "voices" you mentioned?
[ November 15, 2004, 03:39 PM: Message edited by: rivka ]
Posted by Megan (Member # 5290) on :
The funny talking penguins!
What does God gain from using time-saving devices?
[ November 15, 2004, 07:39 PM: Message edited by: Megan ]
Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :
More time for Hatrack!
GRRRR . . . you know what? It still works, so I'll leave it!
What kind of superhero would you be?
[ November 15, 2004, 03:48 PM: Message edited by: Icarus ]
Posted by advice for robots (Member # 2544) on :
I would be a daffodil.
How come Media Play only has nine ODB CDs for sale in the whole store?
[ November 15, 2004, 04:31 PM: Message edited by: advice for robots ]
Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :
because they sold the other 657 to Satan.
What's your favorite color?
Posted by Vadon (Member # 4561) on :
Green
Which one of these little ones would you date in the thoughts of marrige?
[ November 15, 2004, 08:18 PM: Message edited by: Vadon ]
Posted by kaioshin00 (Member # 3740) on :
That one.
What most do you like about badgers?
Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :
Their hair.
Why do I care?
Posted by jeniwren (Member # 2002) on :
Because passing kidney stones the size of boulders is bound to make anyone more compassionate.
So how are you enjoying married life?
(*whispers*: if this offends, please let me know and I'll think of a different question. )
[ November 15, 2004, 06:37 PM: Message edited by: jeniwren ]
Posted by Brinestone (Member # 5755) on :
It's definitely different.
So, what did you do today?
Posted by Megan (Member # 5290) on :
I went to a dull class, went to work, and then waited for office hours to which no one came.
Why doesn't anyone come to my office hours?
Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :
Because they'd rather not meet with you.
Give me one good reason not to kill you.
[ November 15, 2004, 08:38 PM: Message edited by: Icarus ]
Posted by Vadon (Member # 4561) on :
Because you need money.
Why do you have a lack of common sense and logic?
[ November 15, 2004, 11:17 PM: Message edited by: Vadon ]
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
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