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Posted by quidscribis (Member # 5124) on :

King Abdullah Mohammedh Fasili, recently elected King for Life, has declared that the Feast of Cows must also be accompanied by Curried Mutton.

While it is not against the law to have sheep, goats, chicken, or other animals at feast, it certainly does defy long-standing tradition.

King Fasili cites doctors orders as his reason. "My doctor told me I'm allergic to cow." He denies the allegations that it's because his mother used to make the best Curried Mutton during his childhood.

Sources close to the King say that he's bucking trends in an attempt to disturb the old system. "A good shake up every now and then is a good thing." Chef Omar has consented to cooking the dish in a landmark decision Tuesday.

Posted by TMedina (Member # 6649) on :

For some reason, I read that as "Erection causes a delay for A Feast of Cows."

Which suggests a whole new level of hen-pricked.

-Trevor

Posted by quidscribis (Member # 5124) on :

Um, okay. [Angst]

Posted by Telperion the Silver (Member # 6074) on :

[ROFL]