The following is a paid political announcement from Americans for a Nicer America, a citizen's interest group formed for the sole purpose of paying for this commercial.
"Hello, I'm a candidate for an elected position. I believe in family, tradition, and God, whenever anybody's watching, and that's more than you'll get from my opponent if even half of the stuff I made up about him is true.
"I have served the needs of my constituents -- keeping in mind that my accountant, car dealer, bookie, and mistress are all registered voters in my district -- and I stand proudly on the parts of my record that I'll let you see. Big changes are necessary to bring this country around to the direction I want to go, and there's every chance that the people of America might benefit accidentally.
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :
quote:"I'm a candidate for an elected position, and apparently I approved this commercial."
I'd vote for you, someone's got to keep those baby eaters out of office!
Hobbes Posted by Sopwith (Member # 4640) on :
Yep, honesty is the best policy!
Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :
:slain:
Posted by BannaOj (Member # 3206) on :
fabulous!!!
AJ
Posted by MaydayDesiax (Member # 5012) on :
Chris, you never fail to make my day. The only problem I ever have is trying not to laugh out loud in class when I'm reading your column!
[edit for Steve, the typo demon]
[ October 27, 2004, 11:42 AM: Message edited by: MaydayDesiax ]
Posted by Anna (Member # 2582) on :
There should be such a column everyday. Chris
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Chris for President!
Posted by Chris Bridges (Member # 1138) on :
Heck, no.
Besides, my scandalous past would come up in the first google search...
Posted by breyerchic04 (Member # 6423) on :
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Chris