Why, exactly, are you not allowing me to sleep? If I offended you somehow, please accept my deepest apologies.
Sincerely, Dan/Goat
Posted by Annie (Member # 295) on :
Goat, this is Nature.
It's because you're messing with everyone's minds in terms of your gender. Knock it off.
Posted by dh (Member # 6929) on :
Dear Goat,
It's your fault for not counting sheep. And you don't count.
Sincerely, Nature
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
My name is Nature. The reason you cannot sleep is so that you can be on Hatrack all night.
Will the real Nature please stand up?
(You have to be old to get that reference)
Posted by Nature (Member # 6945) on :
*Stands Up*
The reason you haven't been sleeping is because you have been confusing hatrackers with your gender.
And If you are an attractive female... You haven't been paying tribute to my disciple J T Stryker
Mother Nature
Posted by quidscribis (Member # 5124) on :
If it'll help you, I'll loan you my sheep to count. They're nice, too. Don't talk back. Much. Nor do they eat all the vegetation when I finally do fall asleep.
Posted by dh (Member # 6929) on :
Goat is a goat. No confusion there.
Unless you find something attractive about single female goats...
Posted by J T Stryker (Member # 6300) on :
I didn't have a clue to her gender till now, but I mean she did confuse even Mother Nature.
Posted by dh (Member # 6929) on :
Her? Goat is a he.
Posted by CaySedai (Member # 6459) on :
It's not nice to fool Mother Nature. <lightning>
Posted by J T Stryker (Member # 6300) on :
I give up... all hatrackers are now officially hermaphrodites until further notice.
Posted by Da_Goat (Member # 5529) on :
Dear Nature,
I seem to be getting some mixed signals. Could you please clarify yourself? I do count sheep, and would a girl have gotten 5/6 answers right on this game?
Posted by WishfulWiggin (Member # 6823) on :
uh oh. what does it mean if I also got 5 out of 6 right, but am of the female gender?
Posted by dh (Member # 6929) on :
It means you're on to us, and you have to die.
Posted by WishfulWiggin (Member # 6823) on :
thats not very nice. Posted by dh (Member # 6929) on :
Nothing personal. If you want, I forgive you. But you still have to die. It's the rules of the United Universal Urinal Society.
Posted by WishfulWiggin (Member # 6823) on :
If I had only known about the U.U.U.S. sooner...
Can I ask how I am to be put to death?
Posted by gnixing (Member # 768) on :
quote: And If you are an attractive female...
hehe. nice sexy low voice, goat. doesn't sound too feminine, but.. hehe.
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
You think Goat's voice is sexy, nixy? Not that I disagree, but...
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
"Can I ask how I am to be put to death? "
Naturally, of course.
Posted by gnixing (Member # 768) on :
quote: You think Goat's voice is sexy, nixy? Not that I disagree, but...
i would, if he were female. Posted by Da_Goat (Member # 5529) on :
Um...
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
So you're saying Goat has a woman's voice?
... You know some strange women, my friend.
Posted by gnixing (Member # 768) on :
nonononono. goat doesn't have a woman's voice... but some women have deep voices. and those that happen to be attractive females are quite sexy.
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