This will be Sasha's first halloween in the states. Here we go, door to door, saying "Trick or Treat." Most people offer candy to the cute kids in their costumes.
Some demand a trick or joke for the candy.
Sasha's grasp of English is not great, so I need a good joke he can remember and tell. Any ideas?
(My favorite from last year, "What do you call a Fish with no eyes? Fssshhhh." is impossible for Sasha. He has trouble with f's.
Posted by mr_porteiro_head (Member # 4644) on :
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don't know, why did the chicken cross the road?
I don't know. That's why I asked you.
Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
I don't have a joke at the moment (I'll think of one), but have I mentioned how much I love reading these threads from you? Posted by Coccinelle (Member # 5832) on :
What do ghosts eat for dessert?
Ice Scream
Posted by MEC (Member # 2968) on :
knock knock.
who's there?
me.
me who?
me, the kid who wants some candy, remember?
On a related note, I like to give out full sized candy bars to the kids who trick or treat at my house.
Posted by Synesthesia (Member # 4774) on :
ice scream!
Why do things like this crack me up so much?
Posted by ElJay (Member # 6358) on :
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
I also give out full size candy bars. I love Halloween.
Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
*laugh* I like the playground joke.
Hmm...I might actually have trick-or-treaters this year. I need to plan.
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
What's a ghosts favorite kind of pie? Booberry!
Posted by Brian_Berlin (Member # 6900) on :
Doorbel rings
The lady of the house opens the door to find a little boy dressed up in his daddy's shirt, with a large tri-cornered hat and eye patch with a pencilled-on beard standing at the door.
"Twick or tweat" says the young pirate.
The lady, amused at the little boy's lisp, says "Ah, you're a fierce-looking pirate, but where are your buccaneers?"
The boy looks at her funny for a moment then answers "under my buccan' hat!"
*probably best told aloud.
[ October 11, 2004, 04:06 PM: Message edited by: Brian_Berlin ]
Posted by Taberah (Member # 4014) on :
So a skeleton walks into a bar and orders a drink and a towel . . .
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
What does the monster order at the beergarden? a Frank & Stein.
Posted by Lost Ashes (Member # 6745) on :
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Hey why are you crying?
C'mon, it's a classic!
Posted by Mr.Funny (Member # 4467) on :
I don't know if this would be a good one for Sasha, but here goes:
Knock, knock. Who's there? Yodel-eh-hee. Yodel-eh-hee who? Woah, I never knew you could yodel!
Posted by Annie (Member # 295) on :
Why don't skeletons ride roller coasters?
They don't have the guts!
Posted by Miro (Member # 1178) on :
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No i-deer!
the (optional) continuation:
What do you call a dead deer with no eyes?
Still no i-deer!
Posted by Misha McBride (Member # 6578) on :
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
Posted by KarlEd (Member # 571) on :
Where do you get dragon milk?
From a cow with short legs. (Get it? 'draggin' milk)
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