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Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :

. . . he's going to want some milk.

*lobs cow in general direction*

Posted by TMedina (Member # 6649) on :

Take the bull by the horns and steer.

-Trevor

Posted by TroII (Member # 6099) on :

We prefer pie, actually.

Posted by TroII (Member # 6099) on :

Made out of human flesh! Mwahahaha!

Posted by Pepek (Member # 3773) on :

... he eats it.

-Jack Montague

Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :

If you give a troll a cow, he's going to want a grill to make ribs with-- after he's milked the cow.

Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :

[FAKE FRENCH ACCENT] I blow my nose in your general direction! [/FAKE FRENCH ACCENT]

Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :

But after he's got the grill, he'll want to chop some wood to make charcoal, and he'll ask you for an axe.

Posted by adam613 (Member # 5522) on :

[ROFL]

Posted by Jess N (Member # 6744) on :

And once he's got the axe, then he'll charge in your general direction, roaring with hunger.

Posted by Xaposert (Member # 1612) on :

Give a man a cookie
He will be your friend
Give a troll a cookie
You'll see he is a man
But give a troll an insult
You'll get the same returned
For what truly is the troll-
The troll or the troll who calls him one?

Posted by Xaposert (Member # 1612) on :

I am no liberal, except maybe in the broadest possible definition of the term.

And I was only defending some of the trolls... I was not defending the trolls attacking the trolls . [Wink]

Posted by CStroman (Member # 6872) on :

quote:
was not defending the trolls attacking the trolls .

It's an all out TROLL WAR!!!!

ARGGGGHHH!

Where's Legolas when you need him.

Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :

Bah Legolas. Pshht. More a very blond facade than a REAL elf.

Get Aragorn. He'll soon knock 'em into shape. [Big Grin]

Posted by dread pirate romany (Member # 6869) on :

Mmm, Aragorn can knock into my shape...
um, I mean,
If you give a troll an axe, he'll want a stone to sharpen it....

Posted by advice for robots (Member # 2544) on :

And stones cost money....

Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :

They do?

Only in Life of Brian!

Posted by Sara Sasse (Member # 6804) on :

Milk makes trolls' tails stick out. Or was that Chinese demons?

(Anyone with a copy of The Maid of the North?)

Posted by CStroman (Member # 6872) on :

quote:
Only in Life of Brian!

But you get a free sack of gravel. It's a good deal.

Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :

Oh, it's totally not free. She pays for it! [Wink]