You've stepped in it this time! We're punning on our feet. And shoes. And other things your mother never toed you about. Why? Just for kicks, of course.
Posted by Phanto (Member # 5897) on :
Baaaah!
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
Phanto! Don't walk away!
Baby steps, man! Baby steps.
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
I'm sure I'm breaking the rules but I feel I Kneed to get a leg up on the opposition. I realize this may r ankle a bit but otherwise this topic would leave me hamstrung.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
Well, I think you pretty much nailed it.
Posted by Beren One Hand (Member # 3403) on :
What a pedestrian challenge. You guys may be odor, but I will de-feet you poor soles.
Posted by Phanto (Member # 5897) on :
(OOC: I'm confused -- what are the rules?)
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
I will fight you to the last!
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
I suppose I could lock instep with all the other footpads but then I would lose my individual footprint.
[ September 07, 2004, 09:07 PM: Message edited by: punwit ]
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
<aside to Phanto: Rules? Rules? Make puns based on the chosen topic. There be no other rules. If you happen to use a pun that's already been put in play, at least try to make better use of it than the previous person, or do something interesting with it. But even that's not a hard & fast rule. It just keeps it from getting boring too quickly.
Oh, and if you like one of mine, in particular, feel free to say so.>
Now, on your feet and try not to sock.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
Punwit...heel!
Posted by Beren One Hand (Member # 3403) on :
Good luck on your first Pun Smackdown Phanto.
Or, if you will, break a leg. Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
I'm sorry Bob it just seem that this topic lacks sole.
[ September 07, 2004, 09:09 PM: Message edited by: punwit ]
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
Yeah, I know. Maybe we could just say espedrille to prepare us for the next Pun Smackdown which, one hopes, will leave a better impression.
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
I will try to have a ball.
Posted by Beren One Hand (Member # 3403) on :
I'll be there at the next Pun Smackdown Bob, I enjoy stocking you.
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
The thing is that this topic is irritating, one could say corny even.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
Your praise is like hose on a... ... warthog.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
Arrrrrrrgyle get you for that.
Posted by kaioshin00 (Member # 3740) on :
Your guys' puns are so funny! They're achilleing me.
[ September 07, 2004, 09:18 PM: Message edited by: kaioshin00 ]
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
Look! It's my arch enemy!
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
*sigh* I know, I know, my comments have been a bit shod dy
Posted by Derrell (Member # 6062) on :
Alright, who opened the gait. I'll be trotting along now. Bob, you need to do some sole searching.
Posted by Fiber (Member # 6836) on :
Is it too late to club a sandwich?
The mayoral election depends on it!
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
*another sigh*
Sadly I'm beginning to sag. I need to have some new treads so I'll be retiring now. G'night all.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
Your post is laced with criticism, tied to your tendency to back pedal. And flip-flop. Wader you are right or wrong doesn't matter. It's how you polish your stance.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
This is really fun! I'm pumped!!!
Posted by Beren One Hand (Member # 3403) on :
I will step down as well. Going toe to toe against Bob can be a tiring task.
Posted by kaioshin00 (Member # 3740) on :
What post are you talking about? Can you jog my memory?
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
No, I can't. Try rebooting.
Posted by kaioshin00 (Member # 3740) on :
I only reboot when trouble is afoot. And right now, everything's running fine.
[ September 07, 2004, 09:31 PM: Message edited by: kaioshin00 ]
Posted by Fiber (Member # 6836) on :
I can help with the laces.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
Velcro about it, why don't you?
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
Actually, that was truly fastenating.
Posted by Fiber (Member # 6836) on :
zip it!
Posted by Beren One Hand (Member # 3403) on :
shoos away the newbie...
Posted by kaioshin00 (Member # 3740) on :
ooo, my liver is hungry. It wants mo' bile.
Posted by Fiber (Member # 6836) on :
mmruphlee?
*discountenanating debama mo'fries fricasee*
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
kai..You'll have to head south if you want that pun to work.
[ September 07, 2004, 09:43 PM: Message edited by: Bob_Scopatz ]
Posted by kaioshin00 (Member # 3740) on :
What on earth are you walking about???
Edit: fiber
[ September 07, 2004, 09:53 PM: Message edited by: kaioshin00 ]
Posted by Beren One Hand (Member # 3403) on :
I think Bob is telling you to take a hike.
Posted by Fiber (Member # 6836) on :
*whistles dixie and heaves another dessert on the composte pile*
(refarin' frain)
Fibre.
Posted by Goody Scrivener (Member # 6742) on :
Bunch'a mules... <shaking head>
Posted by kaioshin00 (Member # 3740) on :
My hero = Walker, Texas Ranger
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
I'm really quite disgusted with the pedal philia on display in this thread. Keds should be sacrosanct. All you perverts straighten up and start toeing the line.
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
While we are on the topic of perversion I must comment on the party-like atmosphere that surrounds this smackdown. It has a foot fete-ish feel to it.
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
The foot fetish topic reminded me of a story I heard about a man with a foot fetish that couldn't decide whether he preferred his right foot or his left foot. Eventually he decided that he could swing either way, yeah he was bipedal
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
Jeez, I post some pretty good puns and a giant political brewhaha breaks out and this thread beats feet to the back page. I'm officially booting it back to the top of page 1. I refuse to punt. I think feet and shoes deserve a platform too. Yes, I'm a pedal pusher. Even if I lost both of my feet I would continue to stump for this platform. If this campaign crosses any lines I trust the mods will talus.
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
I haven't had a chance to read the whole thread, so I can't be sure I'm not stepping on anyone's toes who's already posted.
Maybe we should get some Plantar's nuts for this discussion. If you've got any, go ahead and callous.
I'd bring something, but all I have in my pantry are some corns and a nice Vidalia bunion.
Dagonee
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
I wonder what the mods think of the pun treads. I wish they would stop acting like the High King, boot I understand. We don't want to cram pons down their throats. We do not want to ankle their nerves, after all. It would be pedi of us, and would give no cure.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
My friend Hans owns a shoe store. Hans snows shoes. He sells them over the phone, using his telemarking techniques. He also helps with the poles at election time.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
This thread is leaving me flat.
First punwit sneaks around.
Dagonee hobbles in and makes a lame joke or two.
Fallow impersonates himself -- typical loafer.
Kai limps it along for a few posts.
Then we get some people Beren feet.
Goody two-shoes waits for the other to drop.
And Phanto wades in and runs off.
Finally, Elizabeth just marches in and stomps the thing to bits.
Sorry for the blistering attack, folks. I guess I'm just a callous clod.
Sholls you what I'm made of, I suppose.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Sorry, I guess I did stick my athlete's foot in my mouth. That is what comes with all the powder I wield. I am no fun anymore. I am the Anti-Fun Gal.
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
This thread is getting clogged, which is a shame because I was pumped for it. It sounded like a day at the beach, but you know how the sand'll get in everything. I am such a loafer, even when my arch-enemies are on the prowl.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Galosh, Dag. You have an arch enemy? Don't rubber the wrong way.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
Dag, you are just K-L337. Of course, you've let it go to your head a little bit. I saw you in the Nike store, putting on Airs.
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
Nah, I'll just sneaker out of the way.
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
You followed me? And my security guard didn't catch it? I'll have to docker pay.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
If anyone can, Thom McCan.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
I can't remember if I actually said that last post out loud, or thot ic.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
When Princess Diana was found out to be having an affair, I thought, "Po Di, a tryst."
[ September 08, 2004, 08:16 PM: Message edited by: Elizabeth ]
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
The man decided to stop being a monk part time and commit his life to it - yes, be came a pro ascetic.
Posted by Phanto (Member # 5897) on :
I had to leave, though I'm not a tree, precisily because of the inherent nature of the sit-uation -- my chair wasn't comfortable...
( )
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
After a brief hiatoes I've returned. I'm going to continue to stump the shoe platform. If my continued political stance bothers anyone I say adidas and don't let the door hit you on the way out.
Now don't get me wrong, I do encourage folks to express their opinion. I like to think eyelet everyone have their say. I wouldn't want to set tongues to wagging and receive comments laced with sarcasm.
As far as Bob's assertion that I've been sneaking around I can only say that this party (aka foot fete) has been kicked off with a wingtip and a prayer so I'll resort to any methods neccessary.
[ September 08, 2004, 11:10 PM: Message edited by: punwit ]
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
Yo, put the sling back, buddy. Your rhetoric is as spicy as a chile's heat.
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
You think MY rhetoric's spicy but stilleto (fill in the blank) partisan politician guide your steps?
Disclaimer: With all the heated partisan debate going on I want to be sure everyone knows this is purely a joke.
Posted by Beren One Hand (Member # 3403) on :
Speaking of partisan, who are you voting for:
That flip-flopping, Ecco-obsessed Bostonian who is more interested in protecting Timberlands than our borders, or that religious-as-a-Nunn Bush, who is a Docker of drafts?
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
Apparently you've not been paying attention. I'm voting for the shoe platform. I know, I know you think it's ridiculous and you wish to moccasin all that we stand for. Well, sorry, but take a hike.
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
Why hasn't Reebokonon posted in this thread yet?
Posted by Beren One Hand (Member # 3403) on :
Watch it Pun boy, or I'm going to Sock you one of these days...
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
What we need is our very own pun-Teva Elizabeth to paricipate more.
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
Yes!, Yes! She could bless our souls sandal our troubles would fade away.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
You guys are so corny!
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Why oh why do I have to go to work? All I want is to go toe ring around the country with Donna the Buffalo.
And Dag and Punwit, it behoofs you to butter me up.
Posted by Farmgirl (Member # 5567) on :
(Bob & punwit -- did you two talk to each other in this way at KamaCon? all in puns?)
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
I think I'll toe this back to the top.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
<aside to FG> Sadly, I only got to spend a little time with Punwit and we wasted it in getting to know one another. Noah did ask me to produce a pun, and I thought of the perfect one just as the elevator door closed, separating us. Dana liked it though.
Ah well. I think I have to be in the mood, you know. YOu can't just summon these things in a vacuum. Which really sucks.</aside>
I once met a podiatrist who became renowned for his ability to cure ingrown toenails. He made so much money at it that he was able to purcase a yacht and sail the world. Of course, he always referred to it as his "clipper ship."
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
But they found out he was leaving rough edges on the toenails he fixed, and they raided his office to get the details.
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(Bob & punwit -- did you two talk to each other in this way at KamaCon? all in puns?)