I have to say that laughter and scraping teeth with sharp implements have never gone so well together. This woman should do stand-up. Really!
And I didn't even have any nitrous.
She HAD TO hear the story of how dkw and I met on Hatrack so now she wants to see what this is all about -- this thing called Hatrack.
I hope she stops by.
Posted by Space Opera (Member # 6504) on :
I will welcome her as long as she doesn't bring the scraping teeth tooth with her. I hate the sound of those things! Pictures Bob's conversation with dental lady:
Lady: "So, exactly what is this Hatrack thing like?" Bob: "uooort roop kirrw" Lady: "Really? Sounds like a lot of fun!"
space opera
Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :
Dude, I'm scared. You know how much it hurts to get your teeth cleaned after a ten-year dentist hiatus?
Please don't let her scrape my teeth. Please?
Posted by beverly (Member # 6246) on :
Ah, that's the beauty of internet communication. A virtual scraping of teeth could never be so painful.
Cool! Hope she pops in, and maybe even stays. New blood!
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Well, Bob, I am certainly glad to have her, but I'm worried she might drill us for information about you.
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
That's the tooth!
Posted by Goody Scrivener (Member # 6742) on :
Remember the tooth... the tooth... the tooth...
Goody
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
You people really like to get to the root of the problem, don't you?
Posted by beverly (Member # 6246) on :
It's OK. We don't mind having a Dental Hygenist bridge the gap and join us. Then we canal get to know her.
Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
Dad-gum it, I'm filling a little too tired to really get into a pun thread right now. You can all just imagine the puns that I'd be making if I weren't heading to bed. This is a pretty rich subject for puns though--I'm sure that even if you don't post the ones you mentally attribute to me, that will barely put a dentin the number of puns that are still available to you.
Posted by Goody Scrivener (Member # 6742) on :
You got a lot of nerve.... setting out the good plates
Goody
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
No need to give us the brush-off because of a few puns. They're like tartar sauce on fishsticks.
Posted by beverly (Member # 6246) on :
Normally I have the wisdome to stay out of pun ordeals. They usually have me scraping the bottom.
Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
If she does become a regular poster here, Bob, I think that she'll be the first oral hygene practicioner to join our ranks. Having recruited her might very well be seen, in the future, as your crowning achievement on Hatrack.
Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
If you're really lucky, we might even put up a plaque in your honor.
Posted by beverly (Member # 6246) on :
We'll give him a plaque.
Edit: Doh!
[ September 01, 2004, 10:56 PM: Message edited by: beverly ]
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
Or, we sure can give her an amalgam of opinions on you.
[ September 01, 2004, 10:57 PM: Message edited by: Dagonee ]
Posted by beverly (Member # 6246) on :
That's it, I'm too slow. I rinse my hands of this whole matter.
Posted by beverly (Member # 6246) on :
Though if she is hesitant to join, tell her we don't bite. Wing it.
Posted by beverly (Member # 6246) on :
Wow, it suddenly went dead in here. You could hear a needle drop.
Posted by Space Opera (Member # 6504) on :
*in Jack Nicholson voice*
You want the tooth? You can't handle the tooth!
space opera
Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
Oh, Space Opera, that was bad. I almost feel like going at getting in my old '87 Chevy Nova and driving over there to give you a piece of my mind in person! Unfortunately, the car isn't in that good of shape, and you live a long way way. I'm afraid my Novacain't make it all the way to your place without breaking down.
Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
Well, it's really too late for me to be up. I'm going to sleep.
Night trus' worthy friends!
Posted by TMedina (Member # 6649) on :
If she does come, make sure she braces for the worst.
If she's as nice as you say, we'll treat her like oralty.
-Trevor
Posted by Derrell (Member # 6062) on :
Bob, does your hygenist promise to tell the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?
Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
Brace yourself, you're all band for bad puns!!
I hate that you guys have this pun bracket in control of the board.
If all of your puns disappeared, it wouldn't even be a floss.
[ September 02, 2004, 08:13 AM: Message edited by: Ryuko ]
Posted by Sopwith (Member # 4640) on :
"I fell in love with my dental hygenist, so I'd eat a bag of Oreos in the waiting room before every visit."
--Steven Wright
Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :
I can't even get some of my friends to check this place out... let alone my dentist!
What's your secret, Bob?
Posted by TomDavidson (Member # 124) on :
Sexy teeth.
Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :
Ah, that explains it.
Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :
As an afterthought:
Because of course, sexy teeth would get some of my more obstinate friends excited about Hatrack. Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
Sexy teeth are everything Raia. You know it. I know it. The American people know it.
Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :
And here I thought that in thinking so, I was all alone...
Posted by breyerchic04 (Member # 6423) on :
Raia, you can't get some of your friend's to check it out? I think you have more friend's on here than almost anyone else. Who won't come (bloomington people)?
Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :
Well, I meant more specifically... I didn't mean in general, there are a TON of my friends on the board.
I meant people like Bob, who refuse to look at the place... and I think he would really like it, he's just so dang stubborn!
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
I suggest you put him on retainer. That should pull him in. But remember, when new people join, we have to take their measure -- well actually, we leave that up to the incisor.
I lost a back tooth playing football in the yard. Dad always said we needed a new lawn molar.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Three chairs for the hygienist!
Chip chip away! Chip chip away! Chip chip away!
[ September 03, 2004, 01:25 AM: Message edited by: Elizabeth ]
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