LONDON (Reuters) - A British man who accidentally shot himself in the testicles after drinking 15 pints of beer was jailed for five years on Tuesday for possessing an illegal firearm, a court spokesman said.
David Walker, 28, was arguing with a friend at a pub in South Yorkshire, northern England, when he went home to get his sawed-off shotgun, which he jammed into his trousers.
But as he walked back to the pub, the gun went off, blasting pellets into his testicles. Doctors later removed what remained of his testicles during emergency surgery.
Walker admitted possessing a prohibited weapon at a hearing in June at the court in Sheffield.
Posted by Derrell (Member # 6062) on :
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Posted by Space Opera (Member # 6504) on :
space opera
Posted by mr_porteiro_head (Member # 4644) on :
Come on, hasn't he already paid any debt he owes for being an idiot?
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Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
Holy crap!
Sounds like he lost his manhood trying to prove it.
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
This thread looks to be a good indicator of who's male and who's not.
*points at laughing Miss Opera*
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