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i'm . . . in a deli

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I have no sympathy for you at all.
 

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Posted by Farmgirl (Member # 5567) on :
 
eat your sandwich!

FG
 

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Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :
 
mmmmm. yeah.

--I--
 

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Posted by Ben (Member # 6117) on :
 
but, let's assume, i don't have a sandwich, but rather, just a bag of chips and a rootbeer.

then, what do i do?
 

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Posted by Pixie (Member # 4043) on :
 
Eat those.
 

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Posted by Gryphonesse (Member # 6651) on :
 
go order a nice roast beef & swiss, with a touch of mayo, lightly heated on a croissant. Maybe a slice of fresh tomato.

dammit. Now I'm hungry.
 

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Posted by Ben (Member # 6117) on :
 
that does sound good.
 

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Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :
 
Eat the chips, drink the root beer, then buy a sandwich and eat it. Alternatively, you could buy a sandwich, eat it, eat the chips, drink the root beer, then buy another sandwich and eat it as well.
 

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Posted by Ela (Member # 1365) on :
 
Where the heck you been, Ben? You are never on aim anymore.
 

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Posted by TMedina (Member # 6649) on :
 
Being held captive in a deli, obviously.

-Trevor
 

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Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
 
You could always replay that famous deli scene from "When Harry met Sally."
 

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Posted by TMedina (Member # 6649) on :
 
That would be quite the pickle, I would imagine.

Although I'm sure someone would relish the idea of good entertainment, if you'll forgive the bun.

Anyhow, that's my opinion, seasame.

-Trevor

Edit: And, as always, be sure to use condomints. I had to sandwich that in somewhere.

[ July 07, 2004, 03:46 PM: Message edited by: TMedina ]
 

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Posted by Ben (Member # 6117) on :
 
there is a lonely looking elderly woman in a corner booth over here. i could go over there and have her fake an orgasm at the table...what a great idea!
 

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Posted by Ben (Member # 6117) on :
 
that reminds me judie, if you see me on PhoneAIM ignore it. i'm no longer on phone aim but forgot to logoff before handing my old phone over to cingular. i have a better phone from them now, but alas, Phone AIM is not an option on the motorola v400.

but yea, dont IM me on phoneAIM, it would never get to me.
 

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Posted by Ben (Member # 6117) on :
 
TM's post thoroughly disturbs me. probably because its something i would have come up with myself...and thats discomforting in itself.
 

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Posted by Ela (Member # 1365) on :
 
Just for the record, Ben, you aren't on phone aim anymore, and I already knew you didn't have it anymore cause you specifically im'd me last week to ask me if I was still seeing you on phone aim.

[ July 07, 2004, 03:50 PM: Message edited by: Ela ]
 

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Posted by Ela (Member # 1365) on :
 
And btw, Ben, you do know your posts give people a really warped idea of what kind of person you really are, right?

But maybe that's what you're trying to do...
 

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Posted by Ben (Member # 6117) on :
 
...i don't know what you are talking about...hehe

seriously though, how so?
 

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Posted by Ela (Member # 1365) on :
 
Let's just say some of your posts are...bizarre.
 

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Posted by Ben (Member # 6117) on :
 
there are shelves and shelves lined with bottles of Olive Oil and Balsamic Vinegar in this deli. i feel like i should make some sort of cocktail with these two products and one or two selections from the soda fountain, then offer patrons to try it as they come in the door...
 

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Posted by Ben (Member # 6117) on :
 
what could possibly go wrong?
 

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Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :
 
Obviously...put the root beer down your pants! Duh.
 

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Posted by Ben (Member # 6117) on :
 
...i already did that.

"we cooked our shoes in the dryer and ate them. now we're bored!"
 

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Posted by Erik Slaine (Member # 5583) on :
 
Futurama.
 

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Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :
 
"I had snoo-snoo."
 

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Posted by Ben (Member # 6117) on :
 
I left the deli quite awhile ago. i am now in a computer lab, and yet am still bored.

dammit.
 

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Posted by Ben (Member # 6117) on :
 
although not in a deli, i am once again bored. somebody entertain me. i've already smacked a dozen houseflies this morning so insecticide isn't what i want to do anymore.
 

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Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :
 
Go find a deli. That always brightens my day.
 

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Posted by Annie (Member # 295) on :
 
You wanna do my research reading for me? Just write up a little summary of each book and maybe photocopy the useful parts. Then I can be bored too.
 

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