This is blatant, farenheit 911 style, conservative bashing fun. If you would get offended, please partake of a different juicy thread from the menu above. If you want to argue the facts, please partake of a different juicy thread from the menu above. If you want to counter with some anti-Democratic, anti-communistic, anti-Wishy-washy undecided, please do. If you want to add some, please do.
Here are five T-shirt slogans I thought up.
5) I Survived Gulag Guantanamo.
4) Abu Graib, because "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition."
3) The 21st Century Gang of Five: Enron, World Com, Tyco, Adelphia, Haliburton.
2) We did more to bring down the US Economy than all of Al Queda, the Taliban, and Sadaam Hussein combined. We are Enron.
1) No child left behind! Those that are being left behind are obviously lazy midgets.
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[ June 28, 2004, 04:43 PM: Message edited by: Dan_raven ]
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
Enron, WorldCom, Tyco, Adelphia. Brought to you by the Clinton administration. Prosecuted by the Bush administration.
Innuendo 9/11: Moore of the same
Lego my Ego: Kerry-style waffles.
Kerry: Changing his position for your vote!
Posted by The Rabbit (Member # 671) on :
quote:Prosecuted by the Bush administration.
That's news I hadn't heard. When did they indict Ken Lay?
Posted by michaele8 (Member # 6608) on :
Dan, can I respond, since Rabbit broke the rules first? Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Yes, but not much. I'm going for political smiles, not boring talk.
Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
Only if you phrase your response in the form of a T-Shirt quip.
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
Lay will be charged soon, and there has already been one conviction and another plea that should go through soon. Prosecution starts long before indictment.
Dagonee *That is all.
Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :
One the front: Vote for Kerry
On the back: Paid for by the "Terrorists for John Kerry" fund.
Oops, that's anti-Democrat. If someone will start an anti-democrat thread, I'll post this there. I considered changing Kerry to Bush but it isn't as funny that way.
[ June 28, 2004, 04:31 PM: Message edited by: PSI Teleport ]
Posted by sndrake (Member # 4941) on :
Well, my favorite so far is one I saw on someone at the Chicago Blues Fest.
Anti-democrat is well within the rules.
Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :
quote: This is blatant, farenheit 911 style, conservative bashing fun.
To be fair, I'm trying to think of a good Bush gag right now.
Posted by sndrake (Member # 4941) on :
Yep - them's the rules as Dan laid them out. But his title leads people to have a different expectation and so they get all confused...
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
quote:If you want to counter with some anti-Democratic, anti-communistic, anti-Wishy-washy undecided, please do.
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
Yeah Dan - change the title!
Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :
:-D I read that as encounter.
Posted by Storm Saxon (Member # 3101) on :
Only thing I could think of.
Posted by Erik Slaine (Member # 5583) on :
Thanks sndrake! I had to print that picture for my station!
He, he, he....
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
Kerry: I voted for the Patriot Act so I could campaign against it!
Posted by sndrake (Member # 4941) on :
Storm and Erik,
You're welcome.
The reason I like the tshirt is that I have a simple answer to people who would like to see some changes in Congress and the White House.
Vote!
And not only that, get involved with voter registration and "get out the vote" efforts.
(abstaining from my soapbox about how whining is not a good response to being outorganized by the political right)
I'll be getting involved here in the Chicago area. We won't be able to match the voter turnout of the early 1960s though. These days, they'll only allow votes from living people, even if they're Democrats. Posted by Book (Member # 5500) on :
Yeah, I need that shirt. Regardless of your partisan affiliation, that is damn funny. Especially the picture.
Posted by michaele8 (Member # 6608) on :
Kerry: I voted for the war but I'm against the reasons I used to do it!
Posted by ludosti (Member # 1772) on :
I want a "Abu Graib, because "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition" shirt! Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
Abu Graib: Do you wish it were still being used by Sadaam?
Posted by advice for robots (Member # 2544) on :
Abu Graib: Bush Made Me Do It.
Posted by sndrake (Member # 4941) on :
Here's one:
Like Father, Like Son: One Term
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Kerry On!
Posted by Storm Saxon (Member # 3101) on :
Mr. Bush, the church is *that* way.
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
Kerry: Job Bon Jovi Likes Him
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Check yer spelling, Dagobee.
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
Dagobah?
Posted by The Pixiest (Member # 1863) on :
how about a movie poster in James Bond style with John Kerry staring as GOLDDIGGER
Posted by aspectre (Member # 2222) on :
I sent my friends to Guantanamo Bay and all I got was this crummy orange jumpsuit.
Visit lovely Abu Graib. Where the S&M meets the B&D
My Gang of Five beats your Florida voters
Vote Republican: if it wasn't for AlQaeda, we woulda REALLY screwed up the economy
War! _hunh_ What is it good for? Haliburton Cheney uh huh uh huh
Vote for Kerry: holding your nose helps
Kerry vs Bush: where the flip meets the flop
Vote Nader: elect Dubya
[ June 28, 2004, 10:27 PM: Message edited by: aspectre ]
Posted by aspectre (Member # 2222) on :
GoldDigger
Good work, ThePixiest, I want the poster
[ June 28, 2004, 09:32 PM: Message edited by: aspectre ]
Posted by Architraz Warden (Member # 4285) on :
Well, yahoo said it was popular, and I just couldn't let it slip through this thread's hands...
Feyd Baron, DoC
Posted by Tstorm (Member # 1871) on :
More Trees, less bush.
Just my political donation of .02.
Posted by Primal Curve (Member # 3587) on :
I saw one entitled "Republicans for Voldemort."
Posted by TMedina (Member # 6649) on :
I Am-Bushed.
Read into that as you will.
-Trevor
Posted by littlemissattitude (Member # 4514) on :
Because the first convention is still almost than a month out, and I'm already sick of all of it:
"Jed Bartlet is my President"
(This, of course, is a play on all the "Charelton Heston is my President" bumper stickers I've seen on NRA bumpers.)
By the way sndrake, I really liked your "Like Father, Like Son: One Term" idea.
Posted by sndrake (Member # 4941) on :
littlemissattitude,
thanks, but it's not mine. I got that off a tshirt that someone already sells.
The Jed Bartlett one could be a big seller.
Posted by Sopwith (Member # 4640) on :
Bush: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.
Kerry: Lurching toward a better tomorrow.
Bush: I've got friends in low places~
Kerry: Making Gore look more exciting every day!
Bush: The Nut doesn't fall far from the tree
Kerry: 30+ years of national service. I am NOT part of the problem. Really.
Bush: Dub-Yeah!
Kerry: Ketchup made my fortune. Yale made me a man. Now you make me president!
Bush: Hey Y'all, watch this!
Kerry: I've met many poor folks!
Skull and Bones: No matter what, we win!
Skull and Bones: Our bywords: Presidential Mediocrity!
Posted by Zeugma (Member # 6636) on :
Bush/Cheney '04: Why Change Horsemen Mid-Apocalypse?
Posted by Kayla (Member # 2403) on :
Zeugma, that actually made me laugh.
Posted by ArCHeR (Member # 6616) on :
This is still my favorite:
My president went to war, and all I got was this lousy economy.
Posted by Synesthesia (Member # 4774) on :
Mid-Apocalypse!
Posted by Chris Bridges (Member # 1138) on :
VOTE FOR (who's running against Bush? Huh. Really? Whatever...) KERRY!
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Bush will be out of office in 2008 at the latest. Bush's Tax Cut--Bill Due, 2010 Bush's Hydro-Car--Bill Due 2025 Bush's African Aids Campaign--Bill Due 2015 Bush's Man to Mars--Bill Due 2020 Bush's Homeland Security--Bill Unpaid Bush's War in Iraq--Not part of his budget
Bush--the Ponzie President.
Posted by fil (Member # 5079) on :
Sopwith! Hits them from all sides!
For my money, though, give me anything with "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!" in it.
My weak contribution:
Bush: Faithfully Serving the Haves and Have More
Bush: Check Out This Swing!
(thanks Mr. Moore and F 9/11)
fil
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :
Possible options for "_______ is my president":
Mr. Spock
Captin Kirk
My Wife/Husband
Homer
Bart
Stewie Griffin
Ender
Hobbes Posted by ArCHeR (Member # 6616) on :
STEWIE FOR PRESIDENT 2004!
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Sopwith! Hits them from all sides!