Really, guys. Don't be in the open when there is a thunderstorm...
I thought that was common sense? Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
That reminds me of a joke....
Ok. it reminds me of several jokes.
Caddyshack anyone?
Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :
quote: Really, guys. Don't be in the open when there is a thunderstorm..
And don't be holding a long, metal rod.
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
Apparantly God CAN hit a one-iron.
Posted by Telperion the Silver (Member # 6074) on :
Well I heard Morgoth was mad at Fingolfin...
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
That duel is one of my favorite stories in the Silmarillion.
Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :
He's the ONLY one who can hit a one-iron.
Posted by dabbler (Member # 6443) on :
a friend of my parents' was hit by lightning on a golf course about 10 years ago. She survived, and went through a lot of recuperation. She still plays golf. Actually, my mom told me that a few months ago there was another thunderstorm when this woman was out on the golf course. An attendant at the club drove a golf cart to her, and she got in. He drove it too quickly and she fell out when he turned a curve and broke a bone.
Posted by Kayla (Member # 2403) on :
I don't know if God hates golfers in general. Maybe it's just those that play in tournaments on the Sabbath. This strike was on a Saturday, you know, the actual Sabbath, so, I wouldn't put it past him to make a point. Of course, if you believe the Sabbath is on Sunday, you could look at it as either retribution for playing on all those other Sundays, or a preemptive strike for the next day.
Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :
Someone in that group gave him the finger. God had to work on his aim a bit.
Posted by zgator (Member # 3833) on :
I think God finally got fed up with golfers calling themselves athletes.
Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :
lol
Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :
Strange that the odds of getting hit by lightning just skyrocketed.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Wouldn't that be he plays a 19 iron?
Posted by Space Opera (Member # 6504) on :
Yup, that's what they deserve for playing golf.
space opera
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
At least one of those golfers is a friend of the couple whose cabin we stayed at last weekend. They told us that one of the golfers was in a coma, and they asked us to keep him in our prayers. Sounds like he pulled through okay, though.
Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :
Sheesh, what a downer, Jon Boy.
Seriously, I'm glad he's okay. I can't imagine the feeling.
Posted by Erik Slaine (Member # 5583) on :
But he's been endowed with strange "golf powers"!
And has his own agenda....
Posted by Nick (Member # 4311) on :
quote: And don't be holding a long, metal rod.
Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :
Electric Slice!
*crack*
Posted by Erik Slaine (Member # 5583) on :
Wow. How Ironic. It's "Lightning Safety Awareness Week"
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