I'm working on a column about summertime activities for your kids -- with the emphasis on far away or bizarre places to provide you with much-needed rest -- and I'm looking for some real ones to mix in with my joke suggestions. Things like Ted Nugent's hunting camp, or Rock n Roll Fantasy Camp. Something odd or weird or cool or entertainingly horrible. Is there a place where kids can learn to render fat or hunt sharks? I'd like to avoid weight-loss camps or the like, too easy.
[ May 31, 2004, 06:42 PM: Message edited by: Chris Bridges ]
Posted by CaySedai (Member # 6459) on :
Your children will enjoy a variety of fun activities - trampoline, tumbling, games, dance, arts and crafts. Various "theme days" make for fun times - "Circus" - "Olympic" - "500 Skills" - "Stuntman" - "Bungee" - "Karate" Snacks included.
Posted by Dragon (Member # 3670) on :
Hey, circus camp is fun!!!!
circus camp Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
"A separate program focuses on the special needs of ADD, ADHD, ODD , CD, OCD and LD campers."
Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :
Otherwise known as children of acronym dependent parents camp.
And really, how boring must GOLF camp be?!
[ May 31, 2004, 04:12 PM: Message edited by: mackillian ]
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
Dunno. Access to golf clubs would open up some interesting possibilities.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Mack, Golf is a great sport. I am going to have to come over there if you are disrespectful in its general direction ever again.
But I agree that there should be a camp for parents to figure out what all the abbreviations mean. I wonder if the camp would have separate cabins for O.D.D. and A.D.D. Which group would win the camp cup?
Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :
Neither. the ODD kids would beat the crap out of them.
And Liz, my whole family, both sides, plays golf. As do I.
Posted by Dragon (Member # 3670) on :
This camp is on one of the ads at the bottom of the thread...
Posted by Chris Bridges (Member # 1138) on :
I changed the title of the thread to emphasize that I don't necessarily want camp listings. I'm looking for bizarre ways to legally dispose of your children for awhile during the summer.
If only the Peace Corp had a youth division...
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
Chris, do high school graduates count as "kids"?
If so, how about this?
Posted by Chris Bridges (Member # 1138) on :
Since I'm almost certainly going to be mocking whatever programs I use, probably not. But thanks
Posted by Shan (Member # 4550) on :
How about the old-fashioned sort of summer activities . . . you know, a list of chores a mile long and complete freedon while mom/dad work with the exception of the obligatory lunchtime phone call. A perfect stay-at-home affordable vacation that allows the kidlets to use their imagination and learn how to either a) stay out of trouble or b) not get caught.
Posted by CaySedai (Member # 6459) on :
That's a traditional kid thing to do in the summer that nearly turned out badly.
Posted by pooka (Member # 5003) on :
There's always Kama Con.
I don't know if I'll be going, after our Mem Day roadtrip. The 1 year old cried much of the drive.
Posted by Chris Bridges (Member # 1138) on :
Too late, column's in. Thanks everyone! As it turned out our paper did a big spread on camps for the same day, so I didn't spend too much time on them in the column. Ah well.