The mind is willing but the flesh will be seared from your bones.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
I have never been burninated.
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
*rains fire down upon Elizabeth*
Posted by Space Opera (Member # 6504) on :
I never have either, but I have a question before I'm willing. Does burninating produce an almost pleasant sensation akin to putting icy hot on a sore muscle, or does it produce a painful sensation akin to having ones skin shaven off with hot pokers?
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Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Pssh... been there, got the tshirt, bought the pictures.
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
*burns out Space Opera's insides and watches the empty flesh fall to the ground*
this is only meant to be therapeutic to me, not you!
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Ahhhhhhhhh. Thank you.
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
*Wraps T in orange tights, hangs from full scale X-wing replica, lights*
Posted by Space Opera (Member # 6504) on :
Damn - I've always hated deep tans.
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Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Sweet, Thank you Pat!!
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Pat, if burninations are 25 cents each, I'm going to need 92 free burninations from you, and I'll meet you half way on shipping and handling, to be determined tomorrow. Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
I'm not Pat.
These are free.
You owe me for a different thing, but I haven't ordered it yet and you can repay me in gasoline.
Posted by kaioshin00 (Member # 3740) on :
what is a burninanation?
Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :
It's Trogdor's idea of a ceaseless hobby.
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
*burninates kaioshin00's fingers off*
*burninates away all of Raia's hair*
Posted by kaioshin00 (Member # 3740) on :
::still doesn't know what burnination is nor what a trogdor is::
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
::blinks::
Oh, its you. Darn.
Posted by Dragon (Member # 3670) on :
*sigh* looks like I'm next to be burninated... I won't usually admit it, but I do deserve it... just once, please.
Posted by The Countess (Member # 6478) on :
Make My Day. Go On. You Know You Wanna...
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
*burninates the scales of Dragon*
*slaps a dress on Damien, calls him Sally, burninates*
*Burninates the Countess and wonders if proverbial mind spreads only occur to Dutchesses*
Posted by mr_porteiro_head (Member # 4644) on :
I even tried paying money for a burnination before, but I was just ignored. Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :
quote: *burninates away all of Raia's hair*
Ooh, my hair has a fan club, you are going to get beaten down for that one! Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
*boils and mashes with heavy cream and butter*
*eats*
*burninates leftovers without sharing*
Posted by cochick (Member # 6167) on :
I had to pay last time so if its going for free I'm game.
Oh and you don't have my permission to put that in the out of context thread.
Posted by Nick (Member # 4311) on :
I still haven't been burninated either, after all this time. Posted by cochick (Member # 6167) on :
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