Here's how it works. Either post a link to a decent, full-body picture of yourself or post a detailed description of your coloring, features, and figure. Then post the color that you would like to wear, length preferences, and favorite designer (if you have one). I will then post a picture of the outfit (complete with hair, makeup, and jewelry) that I recommend and you are free to break my heart and reject it or do the right thing and accept it and look fabulous.
[ May 11, 2004, 07:42 PM: Message edited by: T_Smith ]
Posted by Zevlag (Member # 1405) on :
::remembers orange tights::
LOL
That's great T.
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
Jeez Nathan thats HOT!
Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :
Go for the cane, T. Trust me on this one.
here is a pic of me in the most formal thing I own. I like long, twirly skirts and whimsy kind of stuff. I also dig modesty, but I've been known to wear sleeveless tops have some kind of coverup with it (see that red skirt? The belt thing is actually a wrap that I wore with a matching sleeveless top for my senior prom). As far as coloring, mary kay 100 (about the palest color they have) matches my face perfectly, and I have blue eyes. And I like wearing my hair up on formal occasions.
[ May 11, 2004, 07:54 PM: Message edited by: sarcasticmuppet ]
Posted by cochick (Member # 6167) on :
sarcasticmuppet, could you be more specific about whimsy? Do you mean Bjork whimsy, Cameron Diaz whimsy, or another, better kind? I have a couple of things in mind already. BTW, you chose the only red shade that I like on fair-skinned blondes.
Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :
I'm about 5'4', have long (LONG... my pic doesn't do it justice), curly red hair, very fair skin... Like muppet, I like long flowing skirts and such (I adore them... I have about 30), not anything really tight fitting, and certainly nothing short. Anything else you need to know? Here's a reference picture, but it's not a very good one... I need to get a new one up there, I don't like this one much.
Posted by The Cheat (Member # 5204) on :
No Charlie Brown shirt?! But it's my trademark!
Posted by Mrs.M (Member # 2943) on :
Raia, I already have something in mind for you - I just have to find it.
Nathan, too bad you're going the Jim Carrey route b/c this is what I picked out for you.
TC, even Charlie Brown ditched the shirt for awards ceremonies.
Posted by imogen (Member # 5485) on :
Ooh, fashion advice.
I love the Caroline, Mrs M! Maybe I could wear it if you choose the Oscar?
I have pale skin, very black curly hair that was very short but is now just an annoying length as I grow it out and hazely green eyes. I'm also short-ish.
And I have no waist.
Think you can work with that?
Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :
Awesome, Mrs. M... thanks a million! Posted by Space Opera (Member # 6504) on :
Ok, I have a pic of myself to post, but how in the world do I get in on Foobonic?
Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
Oh my goodness.
I have dark blond/brown hair, blue-green eyes, am 5'8", fair skin with freckles, and need something that covers my shoulders and has at least cap sleeves. Here's a picture: http://www.foobonic.com/albums/usr-hatrack-jatraqueros/aae.jpg Posted by Mrs.M (Member # 2943) on :
imogen, you made my decision for me. You would look stunning in the Caroline. But, you will have to wear VERY high heels (at least 3.5 inches). And your hair very similar to the models.
Raia, how about this one? It's from the Michael Kors Spring RTW collection.
SO, I'm not exactly sure, which is why I put my pics on Yahoo.
Kat, I'm going to have to think about it for a little bit. I can't decide whether to go stunning-soft or stunning-severe.
Posted by imogen (Member # 5485) on :
Woo-hoo! Now I'm off to get a manicure and practice walking in very high heels.
Oh, and I think Raia would look drop dead gorgeous in that dress.
[ May 11, 2004, 09:00 PM: Message edited by: imogen ]
Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :
OOOOOH! Mrs. M, I love it!!! Thank you!
And imogen, thanks to you too!!! Posted by Mrs.M (Member # 2943) on :
Gold high-heeled sandals, Raia. No nail polish. Still mulling over earrings - possibly chandelier. Makeup will be very natural.
imogen, I'd go with a French manicure. No necklace, big(ish) bracelet and really spectacular earrings. Dramatic makeup.
Edit to save time.
[ May 11, 2004, 09:11 PM: Message edited by: Mrs.M ]
Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :
Yes, Captain! *salute*
Posted by cochick (Member # 6167) on :
OK after much messing around my link above actually takes you to the right page now - for some reason it's not the right post - the one I'm referring to is the very last one on page 2 if you're interested.
Anyway after much thought however I think I'd prefer to have something along these lines
Gown style but in purple fabric with gold trim and with a sweetheart neckline (this pictures not that flattering but I look good in this style - when fitted of course). It must have the wench belt too as shown in the first picture.
P.S. I adore this website - I'm convinced I'm getting my wedding dress from here - never mind its in the US and I live in the UK - oh and the other small detail of having no-one to marry either.
Posted by Space Opera (Member # 6504) on :
Ok, since no one will tell me how to post my picture, here is my physical description: 5' 5", petite figure. Dark brown hair, very short. Brown eyes, slighty-olive tone complexion. Give me something that shows some leg!
Not yet. You need to make the album public. After you open the album, click on Edit Album Info. It's under Advanced Sharing Settings.
Posted by Mrs.M (Member # 2943) on :
I can imagine Kat in that dress and looking fantastic.
I may consult you about wedding dresses in the future.
Sape Opera - cute kids! Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :
Space Opera, has anyone ever told you you look like Jamie Lee Curtis?
If not, I will -- YOU LOOK LIKE JAMIE LEE CURTIS! Posted by Annie (Member # 295) on :
I'm tall, long brown hair, brown eyes, and pale freckly skin. I'm also very short- and thick-waisted and need to have covered shoulders.
This should give you a good idea of my build.
Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :
I'm very very tall.
I have the very short, Jamie Lee Curtis haircut, light brown, fair coloring, green eyes. I've got great long graceful fingers for very large rings. Here's a picture of me before the haircut.
I also need sleeves...cause I'm a Marmon.
I love the dress you picked out for muppet. That's a gorgeous one for her coloring.
[ May 11, 2004, 11:20 PM: Message edited by: Narnia ]
Posted by Space Opera (Member # 6504) on :
Raia,
Is Jamie Lee Curtis pretty? I'm hoping so.
space opera
Posted by Mrs.M (Member # 2943) on :
Thanks, imogen. I would like nothing more than to be consulted!
Space Opera, lovely kids. Let me think on it for a bit.
Edit to agree with Raia. And, yes, Jamie Lee Curtis is very pretty.
[ May 11, 2004, 11:28 PM: Message edited by: Mrs.M ]
Posted by Jeni (Member # 1454) on :
I agree that Space Opera is in fact Jamie Lee Curtis in disguise. I thought the same when I saw her photo.
Posted by Space Opera (Member # 6504) on :
*Ego inflates; dances around house wildly*
heehee
space opera...er...Jamie Lee
Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :
Space Opera, I personally think she's gorgeous!
Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :
Jeni, if it's her in disguise, it's not a very good disguise... Posted by Mrs.M (Member # 2943) on :
Hmmmmm. Annie, what about this one? We could easily pull the sleeves up so that they cover your shoulders without changing the lines of the dress.
Mrs. M, that's beautiful! I love the skirt on it (so diaphanous), and v/sweetheart necklines are my favorite. Posted by digging_holes (Member # 6237) on :
Can't I just wear jeans and a T-shirt? I mean, are the Rackademy Awards really a super-formal thing?
Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :
Mrs. M,
I'm gonna be working the carpet. I'd like to look nice, but I might be huffing it from spot to spot. Do you have any recommendations?
Fallow
Posted by Mrs.M (Member # 2943) on :
d_h, no, you can't and yes, it is.
Kat, I'm so glad you like it. I'm thinking your hair in a loose knot at the base of your neck and soft, dewey makeup. I'm not sure about any jewelry. Definitely no necklaces. High-heeled sandals, probably black metallic.
fallow, you might have to do a couple of quick changes. Give me a pic and let me think about it for a while.
Edit to save time.
[ May 12, 2004, 12:20 AM: Message edited by: Mrs.M ]
Posted by Valentine014 (Member # 5981) on :
Oh wow! That dress would be so perfect on you, Raia! Prom, here you come!
Posted by Annie (Member # 295) on :
Ooh... it's perfect. Can we make it dark blue?
Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :
Mrs M.
Quick changes. aye. Knee pads might be necessary if I'm stringing cable. Where to send or post pics?
fallow
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :
Here's me, I will of course be accompaning the beautiful and amazingly attractive Annie. Any suggestions?
Hobbes Posted by Rappin' Ronnie Reagan (Member # 5626) on :
Wow, Hobbes has Species Identity Disorder.
Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :
nah... she's got a good case of that C-word. the good one.
fallow
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :
Hey Fallow, if I were escorting beautiful Annie and we were nominated for best Hatrack couple, what gender would you guess that I am?
Just as a helpful hint...
Hobbes Posted by Mrs.M (Member # 2943) on :
Space Opera and Narnia, I haven't forgotten y'all - I'm still thinking about your outfits.
Annie, dark blue is fine. Not a royal or even navy, though, but a very dark, deep blue that is almost black.
Hobbes, there's not much that could top your own pelt, but it really doesn't go with Annie's dress. You wouldn't want to detract from her allure, would you?
fallow, I would go with Yahoo for posting pics. Check out the directions I gave to Space Opera on the first page of this thread.
Posted by BannaOj (Member # 3206) on :
All right Mrs. M you know what I look like. Pick out a beautiful dress for me. My favorite color is blue.
I eagerly await!
AJ
[ May 12, 2004, 11:44 AM: Message edited by: BannaOj ]
Posted by Farmgirl (Member # 5567) on :
Well, since I didn't win any awards, I don't know that I need to dress up for the event, but I would love Mrs. M's input anyway...
There are full-length photos of me Here and Here taken about a year ago.
You have to adjust for the fact that I'm very large busted, but I don't necessarily want to flaunt that at all. (plus I have a chest tattoo I may not want to show).
My favorite color to wear is forest green, or other solid or darker greens.
So what can you find that I can wish for?
Farmgirl
(maybe at KamaCon we should truly have a dress-up night, wouldn't that be fun?)
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Its my hair. Seriously. Male Patter Baldness has chosen the ugliest pattern to sit on my head. Bald in the back, and two sides, the front still has a unicorn horn of tuft growing.
Besides shaving it all off, any suggestions?
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
Does anyone know of any fashion websites where I can look for dresses?
I'd let Mrs. M, but I kinda want to see if I can find one myself...
Posted by digging_holes (Member # 6237) on :
Well, if I can't wear jeans and a T-shirt, I'll just be traditional and wear a black tux. But no tie!
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :
quote:Hobbes, there's not much that could top your own pelt, but it really doesn't go with Annie's dress. You wouldn't want to detract from her allure, would you?
Of course not, that's why I came to you!
Hobbes Posted by Ayelar (Member # 183) on :
Oooh! Oooh! Can I get dressed up to be a seat-filler?
I like long dresses, mostly because I hate my legs. And I always, always choose awful shoes, so I like to cover them up. I have blue eyes, and blue tends to work pretty well on me. But I don't really know what I'm doing, so hey.
[ May 12, 2004, 04:22 PM: Message edited by: Ayelar ]
Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :
quote: Oh wow! That dress would be so perfect on you, Raia! Prom, here you come!
Haha, I wish I had that dress for real, not to mention a date... but thanks Val! Posted by Jenny Gardener (Member # 903) on :
Mrs. M., you rock my world! I'm fond of dressing up for parties and things, but in most situations, I'm very natural and simple. I'm not afraid to wear things that require panache to pull off - for instance, I wear a wool cloak rather than a winter coat. I am very bad at doing my own hair, and it NEVER stays in hairdo thingies, not even if my hairdresser puts it up. I'm likely to get my shoes filthy, because I'll climb trees or walk by creeks even in my fancy clothes. I never wear sandals because I have issues with my ugly feet and hairy toes. I do, however, like to go bare-legged and without undies on occasion. I like to be able to run in whatever I'm wearing, be it short or long. I think my legs are pretty, even when I choose not to shave them. I have absolutely no cleavage, due to a protruding sternum, and I'm rather self-conscious about that. My chest is slightly smaller than my hips, and my waist is tiny. I am not quite an hourglass figure because of the small chest. I buy clothes for myself made of wool, thick cotton, flannel, and other soft fabrics. I dislike things that wrinkle, because I don't get along with my iron.
Hey Mrs M. - huge thankyou - I've been trying to figure out how I could post some photos for ages - you're a star - I've managed to get mine on but for some reason now can't access any of your links to see suggestions for everyone else - *sulks*
Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :
Good god, Jenny, you're gorgeous!
(edit: Oops, wrong Jenny... ... you don't spell it with an "I" at the end!)
[ May 12, 2004, 05:35 PM: Message edited by: Raia ]
Posted by Jenny Gardener (Member # 903) on :
Oh, whoops! I don't think I've been invited to the Rackademy Awards. I wasn't nominated for anything. Can I still dress up?
Posted by Jenny Gardener (Member # 903) on :
Raia,
Thank you.
*squirming, because it's hard to know how to respond to compliments like that*
Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :
Wow, leave for twenty-four hours and look what happens...
Mrs. M, I REALLY like that shade of pink. That with the embroidery was my idea of 'whimsy'. Maybe I used the wrong word.
*pulls out trusy black shrug* This should look nice with it.
What would you suggest for hair/makeup? My hair's a bit shorter than the pic, a little past shoulder-length, but I pull it back with minimal problems. If you link to beaded jewlery I can make noises like 'I can figure out how to replicate that!'
Jenny, you HAVE to come! I'll be so sad if you don't!
[ May 12, 2004, 06:07 PM: Message edited by: sarcasticmuppet ]
Posted by Space Opera (Member # 6504) on :
Yeah, I really don't want to hear any comments from Jenny about her insecurities....you cutie you!
space opera
edit: oh, and just shave those hairy toes...that's what I have to do unless I wanna look like a hobbit
[ May 12, 2004, 06:11 PM: Message edited by: Space Opera ]
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :
*Taps paw* You know most people try to keep from making a tiger wait.
Hobbes Posted by Jenny Gardener (Member # 903) on :
Why don't you just tie on a bow in the same color as Annie's dress? And you could paint your claws in a shiny color.
Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
quote:You know most people try to keep from making a tiger wait.
Or late, but Hatrackers do both. Posted by Mrs.M (Member # 2943) on :
Wow. Maybe I should go into business. Okay, let me take it one at a time.
Narnia, we would add wrist-length sleeves to this, which I think would be better anyway.
Dan, I happen to find baldness very attractive. I had a serious crush on Anthony Edwards when he was on ER and I had a MAJOR crush on my Skepticism prof, who looked just like him but was much smarter. I recommend keeping your remaining hair quite short - about 1 inch long, especially in the back and on the sides. I think balding is a good look on you.
I'm still looking through the Spring and Fall RTW collections, but I do have some things in mind for everyone.
Eruve, check out www.style.com Posted by Space Opera (Member # 6504) on :
Wooooo Mama! I am gonna be HOT. Check out that dress, everyone! Thanks, Mrs. M. I have the perfect pair of heels to go with it.
space opera Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
OMG, Ayelar, nice rack ya got goin there in the beer makin pic. I didn't know there was another homebrewer in this bunch. Whatcha brewin?
Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
Mrs. M is so cool.
Posted by Mrs.M (Member # 2943) on :
Farmgirl, I don't know about green - it might be hard to find. I think I'm going to look for a good design and you can imagine it green.
Hobbes, I need a pic of your human doppleganger dude.
AJ, Ayelar, and Jenny, hang on ladies, I'm working on it.
Posted by cochick (Member # 6167) on :
Hobbes - I know I'll get into trouble again for this but I found these:
can people who weren't nominated dress up and attend?
Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :
Heck yeah! I know that on the carpet I'll be doing nothing but asking everyone who they think will get best couple or best dobie or what have you. Posted by Brinestone (Member # 5755) on :
I think this one is pretty, but I'm not sure if it's me exactly.
Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :
Space Opera, we can make the front panel a little more opaque or sew the top layer a bit.
FG, I only found one green dress and it wasn't you. I know you love green, but what about this one? I think it would be stunning on you (the model has your coloring).
Brinestone, if you're not sure, then it's not the dress for you. With dresses, it should be love at first site. I think the dress is pretty, but I'm not sure about the color on you.
Posted by Mrs.M (Member # 2943) on :
Ayelar, I think this one would suit you. I love it - it's so pretty and fun and it would really make you glow. However, you will have to wear really beautiful high heels (dyed to match the dress).
fallow, I can see them and I'm glad to hear the goatee is gone. It makes a huge difference.
Jenny, I am having trouble finding exactly what I have in mind for you. I can tell you that it will definitely be black - black is your color.
breyerchic04, of course!
Edit b/c it's just easier.
[ May 13, 2004, 01:01 AM: Message edited by: Mrs.M ]
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :
I don't know, all this dressing up and wearing non-comfortable clothing scares me.
My Dad recently accepted a major physics award in a sweater and jeans. I think he's my hero.
Hobbes
[ May 13, 2004, 12:29 PM: Message edited by: Hobbes ]
Posted by Ayelar (Member # 183) on :
Wow, Mrs. M!! It's gorgeous! I'd love to try it on. I bet you're right. Where can I buy this "Oscar de la Renta" stuff, anyhow? Sounds cheap!
Posted by Suneun (Member # 3247) on :
Mmm. After a bit of poking, I discovered that they actually carry that line at Bergdorf Goodman, Neiman Marcus, Nordstrom, and Saks fifth. No clue what retail price is
But you could always look at ebay! I'm a little tempted, too.
Edit: Though eBay does feel a little like Rolexes on the streets of NYC.
[ May 13, 2004, 08:34 AM: Message edited by: Suneun ]
Posted by Farmgirl (Member # 5567) on :
Thanks Mrs. M! I love the way that dress you chose "shimmers".
It would definately show my tattoo, but I guess that would be okay -- other Hatrackers wouldn't mind, would they?
Farmgirl
Posted by BannaOj (Member # 3206) on :
ooh I like Mrs. M!
Haven't got a chance to read more of my Vogue yet, but I'm working on it.
AJ
Posted by breyerchic04 (Member # 6423) on :
I am about five foot. Medium brown slightly wavy (can be convinced to curl) hair that falls mid back. I am a curvy size 12, with a fairly large chest and hips, but a little waist, almost an hour-glass figure. I love purples and pinks. My eyes are dark brown. I would like to try a nice classic looking tea length dress but anything would work really. My prom dress is bright pink, long and fairly straight with a straight neckline (though a more heart shaped one would look better) and thin satin cord straps. It is beaded. That just gives you some ideas on what I already have. Thanks for the help Mrs. M.
Posted by Space Opera (Member # 6504) on :
Mrs. M., no need for alterations on my gown. Mr. Opera was speaking about the bottom and had his mind in the gutter/bedroom. I told him I could wear it at home once the ceremonies have concluded.
space opera
Posted by BannaOj (Member # 3206) on :
For whoever it was that wanted to wear the cloak. I don't know if the coloring is right or not, but isn't this a cool dress?
Wow! kaioshin00 is a cutie! Too bad I'm not 20 years younger...
That IS a cool dress, AJ (that you linked to). Wouldn't work on me, but I really like the style.
Mrs. M -- you really should do this for a living. You have no idea how many totally clueless people there are out there in the world. (I'm one of them)
Farmgirl
Posted by Jenny Gardener (Member # 903) on :
Mrs. M., you have supremely good taste. I think Hobbes would look quite tasty in the suit you picked out for him. (Lucky Annie!) I trust your judgement!
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :
*Trusts Mrs. M's judgment too* *Freaks out about wearing a suit* *Trust's Mrs. M's judgment* *Is flattered by Jenny* *Freaks out about wearing a suit* *And it goes on like this!*
Hobbes
[ May 14, 2004, 05:11 PM: Message edited by: Hobbes ]
Posted by Jenny Gardener (Member # 903) on :
I'm sure Mrs. M. will have the suit cut so that it's very comfortable. It's like wearing a prom dress. Once you get used to it, it's all right. Especially when your Significant Other keeps giving you looks... You know, those Hungry Eye looks. Annie will want to eat you up.
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :
Yah, well, I'm not really sure I want to have an experience akin to wearing a prom dress.
Hobbes Posted by Jenny Gardener (Member # 903) on :
You do so want Annie to look at you with Hungry Eyes.
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :
Hobbes Posted by Mrs.M (Member # 2943) on :
Couple of quick things before I'm off to shul.
Hobbes, the suit will be cut and/or altered so that it fits you like a second skin. It will be as comfortable as sweats.
FG, thanks for the compliments. As to the tatoos, there are 3 options. First, we could keep the dress as is. I have no problem w/ tatoos and I have one myself (ankle). Second, we could keep the dress as is and cover the tatoos with body makeup. It's a very common practice. Third, we could raise the neckline. It wouldn't violate the integrity of the dress at all.
Jenny, I'm very close to finding it.
breyerchic04 and kaioshin00 - I have a couple of things in mind. I'll have made a selection by the end of Shabbos.
Posted by Brinestone (Member # 5755) on :
Don't forget about me, Mrs. M! Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
Ok, I give up. Mrs. M, will you find me something?
I like long skirts (no leg showing ). Preferably a forest green (to bring out red hair), if not then blue. Something that would cover up my flabby upper arms, and flatter my figure. And I'm about 5', so I'd need something that would make me look stumpy (wide skirts make me look stumpy). I especially like celtic-style dresses, or something fantasy-ish.
What's wrong, flish?
Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :
I have NOTHING TO WEAR!
I was thinking of one of those old school deep sea diving outfits.
fallow
Posted by Jenny Gardener (Member # 903) on :
Some of us are still naked... Mrs M! I don't want to be nude at the Rackademy awards!
Posted by UofUlawguy (Member # 5492) on :
Then you're the only one that feels that way.
Posted by Jenny Gardener (Member # 903) on :
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :
Do you really think Mrs. M can arrange for retroactive clothing?
Hobbes Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
Mrs. M is pretty dang cool. There's a way.
Posted by breyerchic04 (Member # 6423) on :
bump, I still want an outfit
Posted by Jenny Gardener (Member # 903) on :
and I'm still naked!
Jeesh, it's a good thing it's summer now.
Posted by Mrs.M (Member # 2943) on :
Sorry, y'all. RL stuff has kept me hopping this past week and a half. Between eye emergencies, thunderstroms and twisters, the impending move, and the kids having gone crazy, I've been running around like a chicken with its head cut off. I'm in the middle of preparations for major out-of-town tea and baby shower and we're leaving Friday morning.
Not to worry, though, I have been thinking about this. I've been looking at the London designers and I want to check out the Italians before I make the rest of my picks. It'll be worth the wait.
Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :
*hands Jenny G a sandwich board and a fez*
Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :
breyerchic04,
Seems Mrs M's otherwise occupied, and the awards are over. But, if you're still looking for an outfit I've got this stack of sandwich boards and silly hats?