I have a pizza that has been in the fridge for about a week now. Is it still safe for human consumption?
Topping: Pepperoni and meatballs.
Desperation factor: too lazy to leave home and too cheap to order another pizza.
Posted by Storm Saxon (Member # 3101) on :
If you throw holy water on it, that should take care of the germs...and the EVIL.
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
Nuke the hell out of it. Make sure the meatballs are hot all the way through. Or just throw away the meatballs before nuking it - I think they found edible pepperoni in the the great pyramid.
Dagonee
Posted by kaioshin00 (Member # 3740) on :
Why don't you look at the expiration date
Posted by vwiggin (Member # 926) on :
Expiration date are for sissys.
Thanks for the advice guys. I think the combined forces of nuclear power and divine intervention is enough to save me the trouble of ordering a new pizza.
If you don't hear from me in a couple of days, Shan may have my LOTR DVD collection, Dag can have my collection of unread employment law textbook, and I will put in a good word for Stormy while I'm upstairs.
Posted by kaioshin00 (Member # 3740) on :
are you callin me a sissy??
Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :
Throwing leftover pizza in the freezer keeps it a LOT longer. Posted by vwiggin (Member # 926) on :
Bah. You're just mad because I cut you out of my will. Ok ok. You can have my collection of plastic forks.
You have to remember kaioshin, you are speaking to a man who thinks the three second rule is also for sissys. (I observe the ten minute rule myself, thirty minutes if you don't have pets). Posted by vwiggin (Member # 926) on :
Good idea Mack. Unfortunately my freezer is already packed with frozen waffles I purchased at Price Club in 2002. It was a really, really good deal.
Posted by Theca (Member # 1629) on :
Ewww.
That's only a good deal if you EAT the waffles.
Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :
Pizza wins over waffles, hands down.
Posted by vwiggin (Member # 926) on :
Did I mention these were chocolate chip waffles?
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
Can you confirm you survived before I order my employment law books for next semester?
Dagonee
Posted by Alexa (Member # 6285) on :
Pizzas are a lot like chilitos ( I miss that zesty blend of meat and spices wrapped in a warm soft flour tortilla with lots of chedder chease), there is no shelf life. You could pick up a pizza a month later, and the worst thing it would do to you is be a powerful laxative--something you need with most pizzas anyway.
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
If it's not fuzzy, it's ok. But be sure to microwave it.
Then again, I'm notorious for eating old food...
Posted by vwiggin (Member # 926) on :
Sorry Dag, still here. A few pounds lighter, but still here. Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
Ah well. Better luck next time. Posted by vwiggin (Member # 926) on :
I do have an egg salad from Sunday I'm thinking about eating...
Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :
Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
Uhhh... They still make chilitos.. But a restaurant of the same name sued Taco Bell, and they're called chili-cheese burritos now.
Posted by Alexa (Member # 6285) on :
NO-WAY!!!
Chilitos exist under a different name!!!!!! My world has turned right-side-up!
"Looks like meat is back on the menue boys!" I know what I am eating on Monday.
Posted by MEC (Member # 2968) on :
Home made waffles are a hundred times better than store-bought waffles.
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I miss that zesty blend of meat and spices wrapped in a warm soft flour tortilla with lots of chedder chease), there is no shelf life. You could pick up a pizza a month later, and the worst thing it would do to you is be a powerful laxative--something you need with most pizzas anyway.
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