[ March 27, 2004, 08:47 PM: Message edited by: Trogdor the Burninator ]
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
Ooh! I'm the first in line!
*hands Trogdor a bright, shiny new dime*
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
**peppers Jon Boy with a Limited Edition burnination**
Have a nice day.
Posted by Stan the man (Member # 6249) on :
But all I gots is a quarter.
Posted by Boon (Member # 4646) on :
I got a dollar. Can you pass 10 of them out randomly?
Posted by Ela (Member # 1365) on :
Ooh, ooh, can I have one?
(Maybe it'll help this darn painful hip. )
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
**Gives Boon 10 random Limited Edition burninations**
**burninates (Limited Edition) Ela's painful hip, extend her 10 cents credit at a 10 percent interest rate compounded every minute**
Come again.
[ March 25, 2004, 09:44 PM: Message edited by: Trogdor the Burninator ]
Posted by skrika03 (Member # 5930) on :
I don't think I ever got skrika burninated. :hands trogdor 10 pennies:
Posted by Stan the man (Member # 6249) on :
With my quarter, can I get two Burninations and you can have the 5 cent tip.
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
**Burninates skrika and all her kids in a Limited Edition way**
**Gives Stan the Man a Limited edition burnination he'll never forget, then does it again**
[ March 25, 2004, 10:01 PM: Message edited by: Trogdor the Burninator ]
Posted by skrika03 (Member # 5930) on :
:eyes shining brightly amid the ash smudged face: Thanks, Trogdor!
Posted by Stan the man (Member # 6249) on :
I feel blessedly burninated
Posted by Starla* (Member # 5835) on :
*hands Trogdor two nickels*
BTW, what makes this burnination different from the others?
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
::scoff::
They used to only be a nickle. Stupid inflation. I refuse to pay for a burnination that I deserve for free.
Posted by Starla* (Member # 5835) on :
Maybe it's TWICE as good and TWICE as thorough--therefore, TWICE the price.
Ohh, Trogdor, baby, I can't wait! (edited for mispelling)
[ March 25, 2004, 10:19 PM: Message edited by: Starla* ]
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
**Gives Starla the limited edition burnination of her life**
Thank you.
Come again.
**flips off Nate**
Posted by mr_porteiro_head (Member # 4644) on :
Could you give my wife a singing burn-o-gram?
Posted by Ela (Member # 1365) on :
Hip still hurts
::pays 10 cents, comes back for a second round::
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
These are limited edition burninations, Nathan. They only happen once in a lifetime. It's definitely worth the extra five cents.
Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :
Do you know that I never was eaten by Slash nor burninated by Trogdor? Am I just that old?
*doesn't give Pat any money at all*
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
**Gives Ela her second Limited Edition burnination directly on her hip region**
**Burninates Narnia, the Limited Edition way, because he probably owes her one**
Posted by ClaudiaTherese (Member # 923) on :
All I have is a Canadian dime and a .
Please, sir, may I be burninated in the Limited Edition way?
Posted by imogen (Member # 5485) on :
I have 20 Australian cents - here you go.
Can my limited edition Burnitation be hand-numbered and signed please?
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
**Accepts the Canadian dime and the as payment for the three extra cents needed and gives CT a Limited Edition Burnination**
**Burninates imogen, then signs imogen's burnt keister with thusly: "Limited Edition Burnination number #19 of 40.**
[ March 25, 2004, 10:52 PM: Message edited by: Trogdor the Burninator ]
Posted by Derrell (Member # 6062) on :
*hands Trogdor a dime*
Posted by Zevlag (Member # 1405) on :
::tosses a 50cent piece Pat's way::
One for now, and the other, I want to collect in person sometime Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
**Burninates Derrell -- the 20th limited edition burnination offered of forty**
Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
Whoa! I need a burnination!!! (tosses Trog a shiny new dime)
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
** Burninates Zevlag -- one for now, and the other in person**
Silly Zevlag. Trogdor isn't real. He's only an online persona I use to turn the forum discussions to me.
And I don't make change, sorry.
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
**Burninates Ryuko, in a limited edition way. **
Posted by Derrell (Member # 6062) on :
Trogdor, can i get a burnination for Bob and dkw as an engagement present?
*tosses Trogdor two dimes*
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
Normally I would say no, but in this case, I'll make an exception.
**Gives limited edition burninations to Bob and dkw**
Posted by Derrell (Member # 6062) on :
Thank you Trogdor. I wanted to do something to help them mark this special occasion.
Posted by Da_Goat (Member # 5529) on :
*hands Trogdor two dimes*
One for me, and one for my untoasted bread.
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
**Burninates Da Goat, passes on the bread, keeps the dime**
Posted by Da_Goat (Member # 5529) on :
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And I was gonna give that toast to the homeless!
Posted by Pippin (Member # 6042) on :
*is tossed in from somewhere and a dime flies out of his pocket to Trogdor*
[ March 26, 2004, 02:23 AM: Message edited by: Pippin ]
Posted by Rappin' Ronnie Reagan (Member # 5626) on :
Do you take Visa?
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
**burninates Pippin, with limitless edition abandon**
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
Nope. I do take Discover, though.
Posted by Rappin' Ronnie Reagan (Member # 5626) on :
Hmm... ::digs through room and finds a dime::
::hands dime to Trogdor::
Posted by Wonko The Sane (Member # 2945) on :
Who is tossing hobbits? also ill take a Burnination *hand Trogdor 10 cents*
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
*burninates Rappin Ronnie Reagan, then burninates Wonko the sane for the 27th and 28th Limited Edition burninations, respectively. **
[ March 26, 2004, 02:35 AM: Message edited by: Trogdor the Burninator ]
Posted by MEC (Member # 2968) on :
*hands trogdor a three dollar bill*
Posted by Jacare Sorridente (Member # 1906) on :
*swords Trogdor*
That bloody dragon's a menace.
Posted by digging_holes (Member # 6237) on :
*bounces newbie-ishly*
Oo, oo, ooooo!! I've never been burninated before! Can I can I can I?
*hands Trogdor a whole pile of (canadian) dimes and continues bouncing*
Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :
*hands Troggy a nickel and five pennies, muttering about poor college students*
Posted by Rakeesh (Member # 2001) on :
I'd like to buy the next Limited Edition Burnination (tm.), and the 40th Limited Edition Burnination (tm.), please. I am willing to pay extra for the reservation.
*hands over $0.30*
Posted by beverly (Member # 6246) on :
I'd say I'm long overdue for a good burnination. Oh, I've got 2 dimes, so gimmie a double-dose.
*scrunches up face*
Sock it to me, Troggie.
Posted by peterh (Member # 5208) on :
*gets in line*
*hand over the 10 cent piece*
*waits patiently*
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
You're all wasting your money. Like any GOOD nerd, you should know that by next year there will be Special Gold Series Limited Editon Burninations, valued at 25 cents each. And there will only be like... 20 available.
Posted by Rakeesh (Member # 2001) on :
D'uh, T_Smith. And I'm buying the first and last ones, too. In yo' face!
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
**Limited Edition burnination #29 goes to MEC, Trog, however keeps the remaining $2.90** **Limited Edition burnination #30 goes to Digging holes, Trog then takes lame canadian change, then exchange it for real american dollars.** **Limited Edition burnination #31 goes to sarcasmo, who will be getting a special surprise from Trog very soon. ** **Limited Edition burnination #32 goes to Rakeesh cause he's a relatively cool guy. Trog keeps the tip** **Limited Edition burnination #33 goes to beverly, and again, Trog keeps the change.** **Limited Edition burnination #34 goes to peter h who must be the first person to follow directions**
**Limited Edition burnination #40 -- goes to Rakeesh for reasons already stated.**
**lines em all up against a brick wall, then burninates them long till the flesh falls off their bones and their bones melt.**
**Kills Jacare and TSmith**
SIX MORE TO GO. Get them while they're hot!!!!
Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
*loots the bodies*
hey! i found a dime!
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Ah what the heck.
Here, have a dime. And could you try to get it to scar "Trog was Here" on my butt?
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
**Assigns limited edition Burnination #35 to Nathan, taking time to tattoo the words "Pat wasn't here" on his butt*
And celia -- the Girls are in the mail
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
I wish I could be there when they arrive. Faces like that of which I'm expecting are priceless.
Posted by peter the bookie (Member # 3270) on :
Posted by MEC (Member # 2968) on :
*hands trogdor a dollar sized piece of paper with a smilie face and the words "One Million Dollars" scribbled on it.*
Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :
*starts thinking maybe it wasn't such a hot idea to get put on Trog's s$#@ list *
[ March 26, 2004, 03:25 PM: Message edited by: sarcasticmuppet ]
Posted by beverly (Member # 6246) on :
Hey! I ordered two! I got ripped--I want my money back.
*Trogdor swallows dime*
Ok, then, you owe me one.
Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :
*bump*
Hey Trog! I'm officially weirded out now wondering what exactly my "special surprise" is. Spill.
Posted by Patrick the Starfish (Member # 6365) on :
=)
Posted by Brinestone (Member # 5755) on :
If I give you a dollar, will you burninate my husband for me?
Posted by Patrick the Starfish (Member # 6365) on :
I already burninated him. I'll burninate you for ten cents, though.
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
*pays Pat ten cents to burninate Brinestone*
Posted by Patrick the Starfish (Member # 6365) on :
**Limited Edition Burnination #36 to Brinestone for ten cents**
**clears throat**
ANNOUNCING!!
THE FINAL DAYS OF LIMITED BURNINATIONS SALE. YOU'VE WANTED IT, YOU'VE COVETED IT, BUT THE PRICE WAS JUST A LITTLE TO STEP FOR YOU.
WELL , WE HEARD YOU.
FOR THE NEXT THREE BURNINATIONS, TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR WILL ONLY CHARGE YOU 9 CENTS FOR YOUR LIMITED EDITION BURNINATION.
THAT'S MORE THAN ONE CENT OFF THE STICKER PRICE.
AND IF YOU BUY NOW, WE'LL THROW IN A CRUISE TO THE BAHAMAS.
BUT HURRY! THIS OFFER IS TOO GOOD TO LAST.
Posted by tonguetied&twisted (Member # 5159) on :
*hands over twenty cents*
We don't have pennies, and yours are worth twice as much as ours. And hey, that cruise is worth it. Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
**Limited burnination number 37 to tonguedtiedandtwisted**
Don't you wish you learned to fly now?
Posted by tonguetied&twisted (Member # 5159) on :
Nah, I'm just an earthbound misfit. But thanks for asking.
I've finally been burninated! Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
**Trog is a Pink Floyd lover**
Posted by Phil Tice (Member # 6370) on :
How many burninations can i get for a quarter?
-PT
Posted by tonguetied&twisted (Member # 5159) on :
::is too::
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
One.
You want one? You can't be a hatrack noob without one.
[ March 27, 2004, 09:30 PM: Message edited by: Trogdor the Burninator ]
Posted by cochick (Member # 6167) on :
Me, me, me - I've never had the pleasure
But as a Brit I've only got pounds and pence
which at the rate of 1 USD = 0.549660 GBP means I owe you 6p
Do you take paypal - if not I have cash
[ March 27, 2004, 09:50 PM: Message edited by: cochick ]
Posted by Phil Tice (Member # 6370) on :
Hook me up with a burnination then. I just gotta have it. Then we'll take this baby straight to the mooooon!!!
-PT
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
**Limited Edition Burnination #38 goes to cochick** **Limited Edition Burnination #39 goes to Phil Tice**
**Lines up both of em, and burninates them long and hard. **
**Then, Trogdor retires.**
Posted by cochick (Member # 6167) on :
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I've finally been burninated!