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Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :

Okay, Storm gave me a reason to post a link to my favorite web page ever.

Real Ultimate Power

My favorite part on this site is where he teaches how to commit seppuku with a frisbee.

Posted by Starla* (Member # 5835) on :

I saw this site before, on the Ninja vs. Pirates thread.

I especially like the comment about the other kid being cool b/c he's almost done with puberty. Ha. I have socks older than that kid.

And the Seppuku frisbee kid? Isn't it past his bedtime.

It's all so cute.
'

Ninjas are sexy. So mysterious. And the all-black attire is a plus.

Sooo sexy...

Did anyone ever see that movie where the guy goes on a blind date to spot for his older brother, and gets all caught up with these killer ninjas who are really monk warriors trying to find some audio tape? It was a really bad, but likable movie. Something about a blind date and killer ninjas in the title, I think.

Posted by scottneb (Member # 676) on :

[ROFL]

Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :

WHOA someone posted it first!!!

[Mad]

Posted by Synesthesia (Member # 4774) on :

I had a thing for ninjas in Jr. High school.

Posted by St. Yogi (Member # 5974) on :

Ninjas=Coolation

Posted by Human (Member # 2985) on :

Aiyah! Ninjas! Sexy Bunshin no Jutsu!

*ahem*

I read ninja manga.

[ March 03, 2004, 03:29 PM: Message edited by: Human ]

Posted by gwan (Member # 6194) on :

[Roll Eyes]

Posted by St. Yogi (Member # 5974) on :

Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!

Come on! Who wants some?

Posted by Book (Member # 5500) on :

quote:
My friend Mark totally swears that he saw this one ninja totally uppercut some kid just cause he opened a window.

Nobel prize worthy genius.

Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :

I can't believe there are still people out there who haven't experienced the Real Ultimate Power. Next thing, people will be saying they've never heard of the TIMECUBE.

Posted by Starla* (Member # 5835) on :

What's TIMECUBE? [Big Grin]

Posted by scottneb (Member # 676) on :

Timecube?

**opens new browser window**

Posted by Book (Member # 5500) on :

http://www.timecube.com/

Is this timecube?

What the hell is this?

Posted by zgator (Member # 3833) on :

I had forgotten about that one.

quote:
Each Earth corner rotates
own separate 24 hour day.

Can one of you math gurus explain how a sphere has corners?

Posted by TomDavidson (Member # 124) on :

Hey stupid! You are too dumb to know EARTH is NOT A SPHERE you EVIL single-corner educated pedant hireling!!! Or are you FOOLED by intelligents?

[ March 03, 2004, 04:35 PM: Message edited by: TomDavidson ]

Posted by Slash the Berzerker (Member # 556) on :

You are evil and educated stupid if you deny the power of timecube.

Posted by zgator (Member # 3833) on :

Your own people will kill
you to prevent this
'Forbidden Truth Cube'
from ever being known.

Posted by Book (Member # 5500) on :

I take it that that long, rambling line of bull*$R@ is indeed said Timecube.

Posted by zgator (Member # 3833) on :

I am proud to say that Gene Ray is a fellow Floridian.

Posted by digging_holes (Member # 6237) on :

Wow. This makes Raël look sane.

Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :

quote:
And the Seppuku frisbee kid? Isn't it past his bedtime?

Apparently he has an issue with bedtime:

quote:
-I thought of this script right before bedtime. I got so pumped I almost kicked my mom right in the face!