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Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
**BURNINATES SELF FIRST AND FOREMOST**

Whew, glad I got that out of the way.

Next?
 

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Posted by scottneb (Member # 676) on :
 
Steps up to the altar.

Holding Kat!
 

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Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
You can step up to the altar all you want, but until you pay the piper, you're not getting any burninating.
 

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Posted by Da_Goat (Member # 5529) on :
 
Can I buy a gift certificate?
 

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Posted by scottneb (Member # 676) on :
 
**goes back to his car to find the exact change in his ash tray**
 

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Posted by pooka (Member # 5003) on :
 
:Tapes nickel to backside:
:moons Trogdor:
 

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Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
 
*flips Trog a nickel*
 

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Posted by Belle (Member # 2314) on :
 
Burninate me! *tosses quarter*

I deserve it! At least, a bunch of people keep telling me I do....

they must be right though!

Burninate away!

*prepares self*
 

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Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 

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Can I buy a gift certificate?

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Of course. They come in a collectors red envelope with the words "Nothing shows you care like burninating a bigot" embossed on the front.
 

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Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
Yes, Yes, alright ladies....

**burninates rivka, pooka, Belle, Belle, Belle, Belle, Belle**

Feel better now?
 

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Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
 
*shakes head, trying to stop ringing sound*
 

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Posted by Beren One Hand (Member # 3403) on :
 
*sigh*

The inability to see religious beliefs as a rational justification for social policy is a form of bigotry.

*tapes nickel to remaining hand*
 

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Posted by Belle (Member # 2314) on :
 
*sigh*

Aaahhh....that's so much better.

*tosses nickel*

I don't need any more, consider that a tip. Or advance payment, I'm sure I'll be back.
 

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Posted by Amka (Member # 690) on :
 
Reaches into her coat pocket to find a few pennies. Only has four. Throws in a piece of gum, pristine in original packaging, hopefully.

Hmmm, coat. Should take it off. Don't want to ruin it or insulate myself from the full blast of heat.
 

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Posted by MidnightBlue (Member # 6146) on :
 
A good burnination is good for everyone, I always say. Actually, come to think of it that's the first time I've ever said it. And I didn't really say it, I thought it and then typed it. Anyway...

*tosses over a nickle*
 

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Posted by Bokonon (Member # 480) on :
 
*Tosses Trogdor a wooden nickel*

Well?

-Bok
 

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Posted by Human (Member # 2985) on :
 
*chucks a quarter at Trogdor's head*

Light me!
 

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Posted by Stan the man (Member # 6249) on :
 
*Looks through stash of broken watches*
*Gets out cigarette*

ready
 

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Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
 
Hmmm... I try very very hard not to be a bigot, but sometimes it just don't work! Therefore, burninations for me!

(slides her nickel across the counter)
 

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Posted by Eaquae Legit (Member # 3063) on :
 
*hands over a nickle*
 

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Posted by Derrell (Member # 6062) on :
 
*gives Trogdor a dime* "Two burininations for me, please."
 

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Posted by Derrell (Member # 6062) on :
 
While I don't consider myself a bigot, I need to be burninated anyway. Thank you.
 

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Posted by Derrell (Member # 6062) on :
 
Hey Trogdor, when do I get my burninations?
 

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Posted by Shan (Member # 4550) on :
 
*Counts out five pennies and kneels in penance*

*Wonders if she can remember her Roman Catholic mother's Rosary recitation*

*Shrugs and begins singing "I Am A Child of God" with great hope and expectation*



[Edits post in great dismay. Ack! Lutheran's would excommunicate me for paying! Ack!]

[ March 01, 2004, 11:26 PM: Message edited by: Shan ]
 

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