These are all by Lemonlye, or Mollyringwraith as she's known on Livejournal. Her character commentary on the Oscar nominations can also be found on TORN right here.
Crisis averted, glad I could be of help.
( Here is some more cool parody-esque fan stuff that she's posted lately. It's really really funny. )
[ February 27, 2004, 01:58 AM: Message edited by: Narnia ]
Posted by Beren One Hand (Member # 3403) on :
quote: SAMWISE: You know, not that I'm complaining or anything, but I kind of thought it would be more dramatic.
Oh Narn, you crack me up.
Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :
*I* didn't write it!! I just post all the cleverness and laugh my head off! Here's a favorite of mine:
quote:SAURON: Give up the Ring!
FRODO: Never!
SAURON: Fool! Wilt thou contend with the might of Sauron?
FRODO: Do what you will! The Ring has come to me!
SAURON: So be it! Thou shalt be borne away to my deepest dungeouns, where thou shalt be forced to watch my collection of Jennifer Lopez movies!!!
FRODO: AAAAAAAAAAAAA! Here! Take it! Take it!
Posted by Beren One Hand (Member # 3403) on :
I wouldn't mind watching Out of Sight again. Posted by ClaudiaTherese (Member # 923) on :
Does anyone have a link to The Very Secret Journals handy?
Posted by Annie (Member # 295) on :
quote:FRODO: I can't bear it. Life is horrid. My heart is shriveled and my soul is dead. The blackness of despair shrouds my eyes. I choke on pain and anguish. SAM: That's it - no more listening to The Cure for you.
quote: Day Six: Orcs killed: none. Disappointing. Stubble update: I look rugged and manly. Yes! Keep wanting to drop-kick Gimli. Holding myself back. Still not King.
Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :
ok ok ok, only one more!!
Pippin wrote:
quote: DAY FIFTEEN
Lothlorien v. pretty. Accidentally walked in on Gimli taking a bath. Now understand what Gandalf meant about there being scarier things than Orcs. And was that Aragorn hiding under all the bubbles? May have night mares for weeks.
And I think that the Ringwraith's diary is the funniest.
[ February 27, 2004, 03:11 PM: Message edited by: Narnia ]
Posted by ClaudiaTherese (Member # 923) on :
Thanks, Nato!
Posted by Farmgirl (Member # 5567) on :
quote: Accidentally walked in on Gimli taking a bath
dwarves take baths????
FG
Posted by Anthro (Member # 6087) on :
I love you Narnia.
Posted by Taalcon (Member # 839) on :
After seeing the title of this thread, I was quite ready to come in and answer, "Why, have you checked the Wardrobe?"
Posted by aka (Member # 139) on :
Ah, another reason to love hatrack! People drop allusions to stuff I have read. And when I make allusions to things, people actually get them! Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
Taal, I read your post hearing the British accent I'm pretty sure you wrote it in. Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :
Anthro, I think we should get to know each other better before you make rash statements like that. *wink* I'm glad to see as big of a silly fan of those parodies as I am though.
ak, I'm so glad to see you. I've missed you!!!
Taal, katarina said it, and I was thinking the same thing.
One more funny. Just one. I promise.
Arwen wrote:
quote: Day Fifteen
Went all the way to the Gap of Rohan only to find there is no Gap in Rohan. Not even a Banana Republic. False advertising!
[ February 28, 2004, 04:07 AM: Message edited by: Narnia ]
Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :
Oh, and Raia, where in Sam Kalugi have you been?? I misses my Raia!! *sniffle* (But if you're being a responsible adult and staying off of hatrack to get your homework done and maintain peace in your life and household, then I'm proud of you and I'll email you later.) (((Raia)))
Posted by Shan (Member # 4550) on :
Must . . . not . . . lose . . . these . . . Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :
Ok, here's a new gem hosted by mollyringwraith on LJ (a friend of hers wrote it). It's LotR with The Princess Bride. How can you go wrong?
quote:Fangorn Forest MERRY: We'll never succeed. We may as well die here. PIPPIN: No, no. [still gasping] We have already succeeded. I mean, what are the three terrors of Fangorn Forest? One, the orc that followed us in here. We already lost him. Two, hobbit-eating tree, which you were clever enough to discover what that looks like, so in the future we can avoid that too. MERRY: Pippin, what about the T.O.U.S.'s? PIPPIN: Treeherders Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist.
Posted by Shan (Member # 4550) on :
Oh my word . . . .
I have "cut" preparatory to pasting a half-dozen times on that one.
What a hoot!
quote: Battleground outside Minas Tirith WITCH KING: Surrender! EOWYN: You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well then, I accept.
[Molly's note: Hey! What about this: "Hello. My name is Eowyn. You killed my uncle. Prepare to die."]
Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :
*reaches for the spice rack with delight*
fallow
Edit: OOPS! wrong thread! thought this was the "stewing with kettle" thread. my bad, er... black... pot? tea, anyone?!
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Anthro, I think we should get to know each other better before you make rash statements like that. *wink* I'm glad to see as big of a silly fan of those parodies as I am though.