A friend and I just about made each other wet our pants last night talking about country song titles. So here's a thread to post your ridiculous or hilarious country song titles. Real or fake.
Some of my favorites:
Real: Get your tongue out of my mouth I'm kissing you goodbye.
I hardly ever sing beer drinking songs.
Not real but should be: There's nothing sadder than an ugly little girl.
The best thing about living in the country is peeing off the porch. Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :
quote:There's nothing sadder than an ugly little girl
That needs to be
There's nothing sadder than an ugly little girl, bless her heart. Posted by Wussy Actor (Member # 5937) on :
tee hee
Posted by Marek (Member # 5404) on :
Real:
You ain't much fun since I quit drinkin'
Every light in the house is blown Posted by TheTick (Member # 2883) on :
That's 'Every light in the house is on', unless Cledus T. Judd got a hold of it.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
My only attempt at writing a Country & Western Tune:
Good bye, good looking. Good riddance. Good going, get going, get gone.
For one who seems alright, How could you be all wrong?
Posted by Rhaegar The Fool (Member # 5811) on :
Beer for my horses
Thats a real song, this is the chorus, Willy Nelson, Toby Keith
We lift up our glasses against evil forces Whisky for my man, Beer for my horses.
Rhaegar
Posted by UofUlawguy (Member # 5492) on :
I was always partial to "That Ain't My Truck"
Posted by Marek (Member # 5404) on :
How about "She Think My Tractor's Sexy"
Tick, Cledus T. Judd did get a hold of it, and that was the name of the parody.
Posted by Rohan (Member # 5141) on :