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Posted by Jenny Gardener (Member # 903) on :
 
Meow! I'm in the mood to have fun. You can join in, too.

This is a thread for playful compliments and sassy one-liners.
 

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Posted by Hot Nathan (Member # 6114) on :
 
Uh... petting is a highly negative thing in my religion.

Edited to add:


[ February 20, 2004, 02:22 PM: Message edited by: Hot Nathan ]
 

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Posted by Jenny Gardener (Member # 903) on :
 
How about "rubbing", then?
 

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Posted by Hot Nathan (Member # 6114) on :
 
::checks manual::

Nope, says nothing in there about rubbing.
 

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Posted by Yozhik (Member # 89) on :
 
He can't do that either.
Though he could shake your hand, maybe.
 

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Posted by Hot Nathan (Member # 6114) on :
 
Spoil sport.
 

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Posted by Jenny Gardener (Member # 903) on :
 
Rub me the right way, and I'll purr.
Rub me the wrong way, and I'll slash your fingers off.

Meow!
 

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Posted by A Rat Named Dog (Member # 699) on :
 
I never thought Hatrack would have a furry thread.
 

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Posted by Storm Saxon (Member # 3101) on :
 
*Rubs Jenny's tummy*
 

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Posted by Jenny Gardener (Member # 903) on :
 
*scratches*

Wrong way, bub! Only kittens get to go there!
 

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Posted by Storm Saxon (Member # 3101) on :
 
*My* cat really likes to have his tummy rubbed. :/
 

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Posted by Jenny Gardener (Member # 903) on :
 
Livvy is the purr-fect person to share a bed with.
 

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Posted by Storm Saxon (Member # 3101) on :
 
*Offers Jenny-cat some tuna*

You know! You can tuna piano, but you can't tuna fish!

*falls all over self laughing*
 

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Posted by Hot Nathan (Member # 6114) on :
 
I make loud noises when I go to bed and can be easily disoriented. Just ask Taalcon.
 

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Posted by Jenny Gardener (Member # 903) on :
 
Stormy, the operating word is "his". Female cats usually object to their nipples being rubbed.
 

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Posted by Olivet (Member # 1104) on :
 


*rubs cheek against Jenny-Cat's shoulder*

*purs*
 

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Posted by Jenny Gardener (Member # 903) on :
 
Tuna!

Purrrrrrrrrrr.
 

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Posted by Jenny Gardener (Member # 903) on :
 
*full body pass at Livvy-cat*

I'll even share my tuna.
 

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Posted by Olivet (Member # 1104) on :
 
*flips tail*

*shares Tuna*
 

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Posted by Hot Nathan (Member # 6114) on :
 
::grabs a seat::
 

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Posted by TheTick (Member # 2883) on :
 
I feel vaguely naughty reading this thread.
 

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Posted by Jenny Gardener (Member # 903) on :
 
Ticks are more than vaguely naughty - all swollen up with blood and all.
 

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Posted by Storm Saxon (Member # 3101) on :
 
*Races at drapes in a low crouch*
*Springs on drapes claws extended*
*Looks down at Jenny cat and wickedly grins, tail lashing*
 

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Posted by zgator (Member # 3833) on :
 
I might have to go home early today.
 

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Posted by Jenny Gardener (Member # 903) on :
 
Oh yeah?

*Crouches*
*runs*
*leaps at drapes and runs up halfway*
 

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Posted by Brinestone (Member # 5755) on :
 
Just remember kids: back rubs in the front room can lead to front rubs in the back room!

This public service announcement brought to you by a bulletin board on my freshman dorm floor wall.
 

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Posted by Jenny Gardener (Member # 903) on :
 
*Curls tail in a question mark*

*Minces out of the front room*

Time for Jenny-cat to go away. There's going to be a party at her house tonight and she needs to find hiding places.

(Ding-Dong!)

EEK!
*dashes under a couch, not to come out until all the people have left*
 

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Posted by Storm Saxon (Member # 3101) on :
 
*jumps down off drapes*
*starts cleaning self*
*looks up at the Jenny-cat. What's that silly cat doing up there?*
 

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Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
 

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Livvy is the purr-fect person to share a bed with.

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So I've heard.
 

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Posted by MEC (Member # 2968) on :
 
Let's drug the cats!

*Takes out gallon of catnip and poors it all over floor.*
 

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Posted by MoonRabbit (Member # 3652) on :
 
My cat, Episcia, likes to be held by the scruff of the neck and spanked. She doesn't like to be petted, just spanked. She'll sit on your lap as long as you do what she wants, but the minute you stop she huffs at you and leaves.

::grabs Jenny by the scruff of the neck::


 

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Posted by A Rat Named Dog (Member # 699) on :
 
You guys are freaking me out. Maybe I'm the wrong species to appreciate all this cat-play ...
 

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Posted by Anthro (Member # 6087) on :
 
*scratches everyone behind their ears*
 

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Posted by Jeni (Member # 1454) on :
 
*scratches under Jenny's chin*

What is it with cats and that area?
 

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Posted by Sachiko (Member # 6139) on :
 
If you drink, don't park. Remember, accidents cause people.

 

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Posted by Sachiko (Member # 6139) on :
 
What I think is icky is when you scratch a cat's head and they twist around so that your finger goes right in their ear. Yeech.

*edited for asinine spelling errors*

[ February 20, 2004, 08:48 PM: Message edited by: Sachiko ]
 

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Posted by Taalcon (Member # 839) on :
 

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I make loud noises when I go to bed and can be easily disoriented. Just ask Taalcon.

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's true. The fellow's a nocturnal menace.
 

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Posted by Sachiko (Member # 6139) on :
 
"Nocturnal menace", eh?

*snicker*

Sounds like someone I know.
 

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