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Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :

From a mafia thread at grenme..... this is actually nathan writing in the third person.

quote:
Nathan is going through a rut, is completely unmotivated, and spends his days napping on the couch, trying not to care about too much.

So, I say we turn this into a T-Smith motivational thread.

I'll go first...

**burninates Nathan, covering his teenage body with third degree burns, then pushes him outside into a gigantic snowbank**

Posted by Zotto! (Member # 4689) on :

*helps*

Posted by Shigosei (Member # 3831) on :

Sleep in ice...wake in flame...

Too bad Worthing isn't around to protect us anymore.

Posted by Suneun (Member # 3247) on :

*dances nekkid*

Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :

Shig, I thought it was sleep in flame, wake in ice.

Posted by Belle (Member # 2314) on :

*sets couch on fire so Nathan can no longer lay around on it*

Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :

*drives up to Bountiful and kicks Nathan's skinny white butt*

Posted by Brinestone (Member # 5755) on :

*introduces Nathan to a very cute, very fun young woman*

Posted by Eaquae Legit (Member # 3063) on :

*gives Nathan a cookie*

Posted by Annie (Member # 295) on :

*gives Nate a fortune cookie*

Posted by Mr.Funny (Member # 4467) on :

*Steals Nate's distinctive brown jacket*

Posted by Godric (Member # 4587) on :

::encourages T to take up a hobby -- such as Origami!::

Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :

*taps foot impatiently waiting for Nathan to post in here*

*hands Nathan a brand new pair of orange tights*

*steals his brown jacket back from Mr. Funny so Nathan can continue to be...dinstinctive*

Posted by Ophelia (Member # 653) on :

[Kiss]

Nathan

Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :

i think ruth might be onto something.

or ophelia.

[Kiss]

and now that he's relaxed [Laugh]

Posted by zgator (Member # 3833) on :

quote:
Nathan's in a rut. Let's dig him out.

<checks engineering textbooks>

Yep, just as I thought. The best way to take care of a rut is to fill it in, not dig it out.

<throws shovelful of dirt on Nathan's head>

Posted by TheTick (Member # 2883) on :

Zan, remember "Supermodels don't date guys that live in the dirt!"

Posted by El Babalao (Member # 5817) on :

::places chicken feathers on Nathan's couch::

::curses Nathan::

[Evil Laugh]

Posted by lcarus (Member # 4395) on :

::wonders how El Babalao avoided getting a razz in the last post::

Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :

::jumps up and down, gesticulating wildly::

Hoopdy-hoo! Look at me! I'm jumping around like an idiot for Nathan!

Posted by pooka (Member # 5003) on :

Nathan, are you going to LTUE next week?

Posted by Anti-Chris (Member # 4452) on :

Pooka: As far as I know, I'm not. I don't exactly know when, where, or how much. Then again, I never know where my brain is going to take me tomorrow.

Sorry I haven't responded to this. I saw it, it made me smile, and I appreciate it. Thanks, guys and gals.

Posted by Anthro (Member # 6087) on :

*burns Nathan's house down and dances wildly outside, cackling*

*seduces that young gel Brinestone was talking about away from Nathan. Together create a plot to murder him and inherit his vast wealth. Implement plan. Tango on Nathan's grave*

Wait--what were we doing again?

Posted by Anti-Chris (Member # 4452) on :

Apparently, killing me.

Posted by Anthro (Member # 6087) on :

Oh. Right then. Thanks for the wealth and stuff.