The office has been sorted out. Shelves set up, papers off the floor. Lavalamp and Posable_Man are installed. The stereo is on and playing various They Might Be Giants and Donna the Buffalo tunes. Ahh bliss...
Now we're even more ready for you to visit. Yes! You!!!
Here's a list of amenities:
Two sumptuous robes that Bob no longer fits into are available for guests' use. May require slight dusting off first. Reserve early.
Our "Atkin's Friendly" kitchen is stocked with a wide variety of meats and cheeses for a well balanced diet. Eggs too!
At great expense, the management has purchased a boatload of previously-viewed DVDs from Blockbuster. The theater area has been recently improved with the installation of speakers to either side of the giant screen.
Our exercise room -- well, okay, it's a bicycle on one of those roller thingies -- is open for our guests' pleasure. Or pain. Whatever suits you.
If you have a dog, we have a doggy door and a friendly chow/golden mix for your puppy to play with. Bring your own bowls.
Concerned about your health? Or just kinky? You can borrow our blood pressure cuff. Well, on second thought, maybe you'd better just keep it. I don't think we want it back after you're done with it. Thanks all the same.
We have at least 3 empty drawers and one whole closet, with lights, waiting for you. The closet is a walk-in type so you can practice coming out of the closet to your heart's delight.
Extra blankets are available. No charge.
Clean sheets too!
No extra pillows though. Bob has scarfed all those up 'cuz he likes to read propped up in bed.
Do you like old clocks? We have several. Some even work.
Come soon, before the allergy season gets into full bloom. Tour our lovely gardens. Watch your step. We've got a dog. And probably gophers or something. Not sure. Maybe Zan could come and do soil tests...
See you soon!!!
Posted by pooka (Member # 5003) on :
That's gotta be one of the longest (and most pesuasive) personals I've ever read.
Posted by Storm Saxon (Member # 3101) on :
Bob, I'm so happy you're settling into your new home. Be happy.
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