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Posted by Chris Bridges (Member # 1138) on :

Bush 2004 Campaign Pledges to Restore Honor and Dignity to the White House
BOSTON—Addressing guests at a $2,000-a-plate fundraiser, George W. Bush pledged Monday that, if re-elected in November, he and running mate Dick Cheney will "restore honor and dignity to the White House."
"After years of false statements and empty promises, it's time for big changes in Washington," Bush said. "We need a president who will finally stand up and fight against the lies and corruption. It's time to renew the faith the people once had in the White House. If elected, I pledge to usher in a new era of integrity inside the Oval Office."

Posted by Da_Goat (Member # 5529) on :

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"After these past three years, we need to rebuild a government based on old-fashioned American values: duty, dignity, and responsibility," said Cheney, who has served as a Wyoming congressman and U.S. vice-president. "George Bush is a man of these values, and he's ready to begin to put them to work in Washington."

*snicker*

Posted by sndrake (Member # 4941) on :

[Big Grin]

But I really think you should have put in a warning for Papa Moose to stay away from the front page. [Smile]