Do you need answers to a problem? Are you looking for advice in a time of need? Do you seek forgotten Ring-lore that will give you dominion over all life? Saruman the Wise is here to answer your questions for only five cents.
[ January 17, 2004, 04:43 PM: Message edited by: Saruman ]
Posted by Beren One Hand (Member # 3403) on :
Who will win the Pweb poetry contest ?
Posted by Saruman (Member # 2275) on :
The decision will be difficult, but in the end, Geoffrey Card will stand alone as the most deserving Orson Scott Card fan.
[ January 17, 2004, 04:40 PM: Message edited by: Saruman ]
Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :
*slides nickel to Sauruman*
will you really die on that spiky-wheel thing in the RotK EE?
Posted by Beren One Hand (Member # 3403) on :
*spit shines a nickel*
Great, now I don't have to waste time writing a poem!
*note to CalvinMaker, disqualify OSC's family from the contest*
Posted by Saruman (Member # 2275) on :
Die? What nonsense is this? Saruman takes over the world in the extended edition.
Posted by Anthro (Member # 6087) on :
Dude, you get scoured.
Posted by Saruman (Member # 2275) on :
Oh, I'm pretty sure I would remember something like that.
Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :
Saruman and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat...
Posted by Julie (Member # 5580) on :
Will Bush get re-elected? Posted by Teshi (Member # 5024) on :
Will I do well on my exams?
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
*hands over $.25*
Will I ever get a job? When? What job?
Keep the change.
Posted by Saruman (Member # 2275) on :
quote:Will Bush get re-elected?
No. A mysterious dark horse candidate called Sharkey will steal the vote away and usher in a new era of progress.
quote:Will I do well on my exams?
No, because you're wasting all your study time by browsing Hatrack.
quote:Will I ever get a job? When? What job?
You will become part of Sharkey's entourage. Just bide your time and wait until the takeover—er, I mean elections—are over.
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
*moans in despair* I knew I might have to scrape the bottom of the barrel, but working for a politician? *wails* The shame! The horror!
Posted by Teshi (Member # 5024) on :
quote: No, because you're wasting all your study time by browsing Hatrack.
I thought you were going to say that. In fact, I was almost going to put a clause in to my question that said that that wasn't an acceptable answer. *sigh* I suppose I asked for it.
Besides, I'm not browsing, I'm quickly reading when Bismarck and Physics and Math gets too much for me.
Posted by Anthro (Member # 6087) on :
quote: Oh, I'm pretty sure I would remember something like that.
Yeah, well, I remember it. The hobbits use Brillo pads on you. O'course, you die, so maybe you wouldn't remember. . .
Posted by Julie (Member # 5580) on :
quote: The hobbits use Brillo pads on you.
That's a great out of context!
Posted by Vána (Member # 3262) on :
*plunks a nickle in the jar*
How can I keep my cat from trying to eat my hamster?
Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
Is there such a thing as a free lunch?
Posted by Saruman (Member # 2275) on :
quote:How can I keep my cat from trying to eat my hamster?
You can't. You might as well try to keep your cat from shedding, licking itself, or ignoring you. My advice: feed the hamster to the cat and get it over with.
quote:Is there such a thing as a free lunch?
Yes. See above.
[ January 21, 2004, 04:02 PM: Message edited by: Saruman ]
Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
Well that's certainly worth a nickle.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
* drops in nickel * How can I get a dime for free?
Posted by Saruman (Member # 2275) on :
That's your question? Go scrounge around a parking lot or something.
Posted by Maccabeus (Member # 3051) on :
Jehovoid, many things are worth a nickle, as a nickle is not a piece of currency but a small fish. You are thinking of a nickel.
Posted by Derrell (Member # 6062) on :
Oh wise one, will I ever find true love? I await your reply.
[ January 21, 2004, 09:36 PM: Message edited by: Derrell ]
Posted by Saruman (Member # 2275) on :
You will find true love on Flag Day.
Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
*drops in a fish*
How can I more easily remember the correct spelling of "nickel?"
Posted by Saruman (Member # 2275) on :
By paying me in nickels instead of in fish.
Posted by Teshi (Member # 5024) on :
How can I stop my fish from swallowing my nickles?
Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
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That's a great out of context!
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You are thinking of a nickel.