This thread is for Saxons. If you are not a Saxon, get the heck out!
Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
What if we're Jutes? Is that close enough?
Posted by Slash the Berzerker (Member # 556) on :
Statistically speaking, I've probably punched at least one Saxon during my life. Can I get in for that?
Posted by zaxon75 (Member # 5840) on :
What about zaxon's? Are we allowed?
Posted by Rhaegar The Fool (Member # 5811) on :
What if were fools?
Posted by Storm Saxon (Member # 3101) on :
Hooray! A thread to call my very own!
Posted by zaxon75 (Member # 5840) on :
That means saxon would meet 2 standards for acceptance. Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :
Nope, sorry. No Jutes, no credits for punching, no fools, and no zaxons. Saxons only. Well, and saxons. Now, get ye hence, non-Saxon dogs!
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
I protest, there is too much Saxon Violence in this thread.
Is that all you can think about? Saxon Violence/ Violence and Sax?
Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
It's the Saxon violins that get to me. Some people just shouldn't play an instrument.
Posted by Anthro (Member # 6087) on :
I'm a Hessian. . .
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
I think you are refering to the Sax and Violins.
Anthro, I think you can get some medication for that right over the counter these days.
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
What if we have the blood of real live Saxons flowing through our veins? (Okay, so maybe they're not so live anymore.)
[ January 13, 2004, 04:59 PM: Message edited by: Jon Boy ]
Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :
Out, out, out, the lot of you! I already said it: Saxons only! No exceptions!
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
What if I give you a sandwich?
Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :
::falls over, clutching heel::
Posted by Javert Hugo (Member # 3980) on :
*swipes the sandwhich*
Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :
Alas!
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
Come now! There are plenty of sandwiches for all!
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :
Saxon has an achilies sandwich?
Hobbes Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
An Achillies Sandwich--A Gyro?
Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :
A chili sandwich? I could dig that.
Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :
Ah, jeez, don't even get me started on gyros. The only time I can ever get a gyro is at the fair, because Juliette never ever wants to go to a Greek restaurant.
Oh, gyro, paragon of pressed meats, wilt thou wait for me?
Posted by Anthro (Member # 6087) on :
quote: Anthro, I think you can get some medication for that right over the counter these days.
Actually, Dan, all they have is prescription stuff and I'm afraid of doctors.
Posted by suntranafs (Member # 3318) on :
Yeah, well my family has a viking long car, and the bumper sticker says 'we don't break for Saxons! *Starts car, runs over saxons, and rips off all their atm machines and female supermodels back to the home country*
[ January 14, 2004, 02:25 PM: Message edited by: suntranafs ]
Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
I thought that the female supermodels were Scandinavians. That's why they all wear belly shirts, right?
Posted by saxonthebeach (Member # 6107) on :
*runs in breathing heavily*
Is this the right thread for me?
Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :
Welcome brother! Or sister? Either way, this is the thread for you!
Posted by Julie (Member # 5580) on :
Please let me stay? I'll give you a cookie. Posted by saxonthebeach (Member # 6107) on :
Brother or sister? You take a guess.... Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :
Sorry Julie. Cookies are nice, but are no substitute for being a Saxon.
saxonthebeach, I'll need a longer writing sample if I'm to make an educated guess.
Posted by saxonthebeach (Member # 6107) on :
*pouts* I don't wanna. I'd rather just bask in the exclusivity.
*eats cookies*
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Definately a girl.
Posted by saxintheshower (Member # 6108) on :
Because we want this to be a clean thread.
Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :
Thought you could sneak it by, did you? Thought I wouldn't notice that you're a saxin, not a saxon, eh? OUT WITH YOU!
Posted by eslaine (Member # 5433) on :
Do anglo-saxons count?
Posted by saxintheshower (Member # 6108) on :
Are you saying you don't like saxintheshower?
Dirty boy.
Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :
I think saxintheshower sounds very inconvenient. I suppose brass doesn't rust, but at the least the reed would get all wet.
And no, Anglo-Saxons don't count.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
I don't. Too easy to slip and hurt yourself.
Posted by Javert Hugo (Member # 3980) on :
Wow. That killed the conversation.
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :
Have you ever noticed the way the rain seems to almost melt off of the shingles on a humid summer day?
Hobbes Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :
Can't you people read? This is a Saxon thread.
Posted by pooka (Member # 5003) on :
:double-bags head: There, does that count? When I clicked on that cookie link, it gave me a diet pop up ad on the side. Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :
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