Perfection is the night. Perfection is the desert. Perfection is love. Perfection is trust. Perfection is honor. Perfection is Eruve Nandiriel.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Perfection is me.
Well, I can't say that because that would sound conceited.
Being conceited is a fault.
Perfection has no faults.
So I cannot say Perfection is Me.
I'm to modest to say that.
However, if you say it, I wouldn't disagree.
[edited NOT to fix my spelling mistakes, but to make it look like I made mistakes that needed editing. Being perfect, I make no spelling mistakes. Being modest, I don't rub that into your face.]
[ December 03, 2003, 04:32 PM: Message edited by: Dan_raven ]
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Dan_Raven is perfect.
Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
Perfection is definitely Dan_Raven.
Posted by fugu13 (Member # 2859) on :
*coughs politely*
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
See, no argument here.
Fugu, I'd have that cough looked at if I were you.
Posted by fugu13 (Member # 2859) on :
Oh yeah, and perfection is clearly Dan_Raven's mother's doctor's dog.
Posted by zgator (Member # 3833) on :
Dan_Raven maybe perfect, but what about Dan_raven?
Posted by Teshi (Member # 5024) on :
Subtle . Heh heh. *cough* I mean...
Posted by Starla* (Member # 5835) on :
Someone's in love.....
Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
*blush* How could you tell?
Posted by Starla* (Member # 5835) on :
Starla sees and Starla knows....!
No--not really.
But, hey, being in love is good....unless you're me....
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
Annie, Hobbes - I blame you guys for the rampant flirtation seen in the posts of today's youth.
Perfection is balance.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
Confection is Bob_Scopatz And Lavalamp And PoseableMan Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
I take full responsibility for paving the way for all of these new Hatrack flirters.
It's all my fault.
Well, mine and my wife's, anyway.
Actually, I think it's all her fault.
But I love her anyway.
[ December 03, 2003, 05:27 PM: Message edited by: Jon Boy ]
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
Jon Boy, you guys were really low-profile during your courtship. I saw a couple mild bits of flirtation, but for the most part you guys were cool about it.
I mean, you didn't make threads pretending it wasn't an excuse to blatantly flirt with someone.
Posted by JonnyNotSoBravo (Member # 5715) on :
It might be fun to have a Hatrack Tabloid thread that lists all the illicit and not so illicit romances that have occurred here on Hatrack, and what gossip is going around currently. Besides, how else would you know when the Incredible FrogBoy is on the loose again?
Perfection is a nice goal, but a boring reality.
Posted by Papa Moose (Member # 1992) on :
Perfection is complementarity. As Mama Squirrel covers all my many, many flaws (I'd use the word "shortcomings," but I'd never hear the end of it), so I cover both of hers. Two people, drawn together by similarities, made stronger by differences. The cheesy line from Jerry Maguire (Chris Bridges' comments on Tom Cruise's acting notwithstanding) contains the essence -- "You complete me."
The whole is indeed greater than the sum of the parts.
--Pop
Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
Aw Pop - you're perfection. (I say that in an entirely non-flirtatious, non-sarcastic, admiring kind of way.) Posted by Brinestone (Member # 5755) on :
But then, that was before we announced we were dating, so probably nobody caught it.
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
quote:Jon Boy, you guys were really low-profile during your courtship. I saw a couple mild bits of flirtation, but for the most part you guys were cool about it.
We indulged in outright mushiness on the forum a few times, but most of flirting was limited to AIM, I think.
And you have to give Annie and Hobbes a little bit of credit: at least Sakeriver isn't overrun with "tiger kisses" anymore.
Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
I think the recent spate of flirting makes DD and JB want to make up for lost time.
Annie and Hobbes are adorable.
[ December 03, 2003, 05:49 PM: Message edited by: katharina ]
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
quote: Um, Ralphie, I think you're forgetting something:
But then, that was before we announced we were dating, so probably nobody caught it.
Yeah, like I read that thread, or something. Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
Ah, the short-lived sonnet thread. Those were the days.
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
Katie, you should see how much we flirt in real life. Actually, for your own good, maybe you shouldn't.
Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
*confused* Um, I'm sure you do. What do you mean, for my own good?
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
The sheer quantity would sicken you.
Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
Are you trying to convince me?
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
I feel pretty good about this thread derailment, don't you guys?
Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
is it ok if i blame all flirting on leo and strider, all pathetic bemoaning of single status on jon, and all instances of stalking on dd?
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
I blame the lack of Rita on celia.
Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
As usual, I blame mack.
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
Katie, I was just saying that there is no "lost time" to make up for.
Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
Okay.
[ December 03, 2003, 06:05 PM: Message edited by: katharina ]
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
I blame Jon Boy for making self-promotion go out of style.
Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
don't you even...you have the password, and so does rita. that makes at least 3 of us responsible.
Posted by pooka (Member # 5003) on :
"it might be fun to have a Hatrack Tabloid "
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
I blame Kat for not providing me with extended lists of boyscouts that have grown up and become hot.
I blame celia for rashes in unmentionable places.
Posted by BrianM (Member # 5918) on :
Perfection is...
U2 & Paul Oakenfield - Lemon (Perfecto remix).
[ December 03, 2003, 06:13 PM: Message edited by: BrianM ]
Posted by Shameless Self-Promotion (Member # 4919) on :
Out of style?! I have done nothing but further the great cause of shameless self-promotion! That hurts, Ralphie. That really hurts.
Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
i blame ralphie for compromising photos of that exchange.
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
Rhaegar, you're too sweet.
Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
I blame celia for encouraging T and his brown jacket.
Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :
Mmmm... sonnet... ::drools::
Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
i have never encouraged the brown jacket.
i blame kat for all the mean spirited lies about celia.
Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
I blame Ralphie for listening so well, EVERYONE comes to Hatrack for a pat on the head.
Posted by Annie (Member # 295) on :
Brian, I think you are really really close there....
But we have only brushed, of course, the real topic of perfection...
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
I blame my own gosh darn ego for smirking at that, Kat.
Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
How was the Taj Mahal?
Posted by Annie (Member # 295) on :
I can't answer and fritter away my remaining few pre-landmark posts responding to silly questions, Kat.
Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
It looks fine, but I was wondering if you got the special tour.
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
I blame BrianM for being unabashedly on topic.
We hijacked this one. It's a done deal.
Posted by Annie (Member # 295) on :
Oh, yes. The special tour. And free papadoums.
Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
I blame Annie for making me look up pompadoums.
Posted by JonnyNotSoBravo (Member # 5715) on :
quote:"it might be fun to have a Hatrack Tabloid "
I checked it out pooka. Definitely not enough sensationalism. Look how low the readership was! Only 45 posts in how many months? That rag needs a new editor! You need to spice it up with some gossip, like the Leto II/Kama affair, Primal Curve tells all; an In Depth Interview with Hatrack Celebrity Ralphie on life, stardom, cheerleading, how she deals with the new Severe Hotties, and why Slash doesn't post as much anymore; toss in a human interest byline by Chris Bridges; editorial opinions by TomDavidson; the Annie/Hobbes creature's overly optimistic and loveydovey thoughts for the day (like a Horrorscope); Icarus as investigative reporter; Jeffrey Getzin as movie reviewer(currently on sabbatical from Hatrack); and many more, I'm sure...
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
No way. Jeffrey Getzin is the fashion page.
saxon75 for movie reviews.
Posted by JonnyNotSoBravo (Member # 5715) on :
Yeah, but the competing newspaper has Storm Saxon as its movie reviewer and i don't want to get them confused...
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
You guys have totally gone off topic.
Perfection is a sunset.
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
Don't make me spoon-feed you.
Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :
I blame rivka, celia, HDD and Jon Boy for lifting me up just long enough to get a taste of the good life before cruelly casting me aside.
I don't blame Toni, but only because she mentioned me in this thread.
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
*cough* re-hijack *cough*
(((((Rhaegar))))) Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
Unless you have a link to a kickin' rad jpg or macro, I'm afraid your "re-hijack" is suspect, at best.
I blame Eruve for trying to get in the way of a perfectly good hijacking.
Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
I blame Saxon75 for not giving the answers to the questions on the trivia quiz.
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
*throws self in the way of Ralphie's post*
(((((Rhaegar))))) Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :
While you're at it, you might as well blame him for never adding new trivia items or dismember puzzles.
Posted by JonnyNotSoBravo (Member # 5715) on :
It's really not a hijacking at this point. After three hijackings it's officially a runaway thread.
Edit: improper use of apostrophe. That'll be fifteen yards, and it's still third down. *blows whistle*
[ December 03, 2003, 06:56 PM: Message edited by: JonnyNotSoBravo ]
Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
I blame Pat for linking to Homestarrunner e-mails and not getting me a sound-proof computer area first.
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
Anyone who sacrifices banter for the sake of sentimentality deserves a beating.
Perfection is getting to beat the offenders.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Dude, the only reason I'm in this thread is because of my jacket.
No bonus points for meeting T, T is a meeting whore, always there, no matter what... who cares if you met the T meister.... but did you see his brown jacket!?
Thats me... being slow... and on the phones... it was directed to saxon back to the one with the 4 links
[ December 03, 2003, 06:53 PM: Message edited by: T_Smith ]
Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
On a serious note, Annie and Hobbes are adorable in flirting because they interact with Hatrack in lots of ways that are meant for everybody (Cousin Hobbes threads, Christmas gift exchange).
I blame mack. Not sure why, just seems like the thing to do.
[ December 03, 2003, 06:53 PM: Message edited by: katharina ]
Posted by Book (Member # 5500) on :
I blame society, myself.
Posted by JonnyNotSoBravo (Member # 5715) on :
Anyone who beats sentimentality for the sake of banter deserves to be sacrificed.
Perfection is getting to offend the beaters.
Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :
Dude, what does your brown jacket have to do with me getting kicked to the curb like a 2-dollar hooker?
Or are you actually behind it all?
I knew it! Curse you and your betighted booblets, too!
Posted by Book (Member # 5500) on :
Anyone who beats up anything is A-Okay in my book. At least they're entertaining.
Posted by Rappin' Ronnie Reagan (Member # 5626) on :
I would like to point out that every time I see the word "sake" I pronounce it sah-kay now. And Eruve, what you do is use the Ralphie's own jpeg against her. Like this. Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
I don't know what the heck I'm talking about...
Just ignore me...
Posted by JonnyNotSoBravo (Member # 5715) on :
You must be one of those dumb jock redneck books! They love a good whuppin'.
Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :
quote:every time I see the word "sake" I pronounce it sah-kay now
You know that's not correct, right?
Posted by Trisha the Severe Hottie (Member # 6000) on :
I thought Perfection was that game with the little shapes and the ticking timer and if you don't get them in on time, Kablooey!
Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
saxon: It isn't? How do you say it?
Posted by Rappin' Ronnie Reagan (Member # 5626) on :
quote: You know that's not correct, right?
Eh... They can still understand me.
Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
They? The People You Read the Internet To?
Posted by Rappin' Ronnie Reagan (Member # 5626) on :
Yes. I have a group of people who gather around me to listen to the goings-on at Hatrack.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Tell them to get a life and create their own gosh darn screen names.
And then tell them that I am incredibly cool, and if they want to be cool too, they must be my groupies.
Be my groupies gosh darn it!
But don't kill me. And don't touch the jacket.
Posted by Teshi (Member # 5024) on :
How come I hear nothing for months (ei my eintire Hatrack life) about T's so called famous "brown jacket" and all of a sudden, today, it's everywhere!
Tell me about this brown jacket!
Posted by Rappin' Ronnie Reagan (Member # 5626) on :
It's brown. And it's a jacket. It's a brown jacket.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
It's a hatrack legend.
It's The Infamous Brown Jacket of T (copyright Feb 2003). It's a thing of hatrack legend.
In otherwords, just a way for me to get involved in a conversation and to hijack threads.
I'll write it up later when I'm not at work, if you want me to.
Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :
Please do, Nathan.
kat, it's "sah-keh," (the e makes the same sound as in "egg") not "sah-kay." There's no "ay" sound in Japanese.
Posted by Rappin' Ronnie Reagan (Member # 5626) on :
what about ei? that's pretty close to "ay." like in eiga.
Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :
No, it isn't. The ei combination indicates a lengthening of the e sound, not a diphthong.
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :
Wait a sec, how has the fact that JB and DD flirted in verse (in sonnets, for cryin' out loud!) NOT been more remarked upon? Y'all are just going to let that go?
saxon, are you asking for another tribute thread? Five was insufficient? Sheesh! Some people.
And knock it off with this "kicked to the curb" nonsense. Why, I'm sure I said something nice to you or about you this week!
Or was that last week?
Posted by Shameless Self-Promotion (Member # 4919) on :
I blame Hatrack for not remarking on my sonnet flirtation.
Posted by Der Grammatikfuehrer (Member # 5015) on :
Actually, Saxon, some Utahns pronounce "egg" as "ayg." It's really obnoxious.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
And some people pronounce "Pronounciation Nazi" as "Jon Boy."
Posted by Bob the Lawyer (Member # 3278) on :
Hmm... that's interesting, Saxon. I've always pronounced it "suh-key".
Posted by JonnyNotSoBravo (Member # 5715) on :
It's "Pronunciation" Nazi, jacket boy, and we law abiding citizens support him 100 percent!
Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :
quote:I've always pronounced it "suh-key".
No, see, that's how it tastes, not how it's pronounced.
rivka, I'm sure that at least one of us would have remembered if you did.
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
You shouldn't get all hurt just because you're one of those obnoxious Utahns, Nate.
Posted by Rhaegar The Fool (Member # 5811) on :
Perfection is this song:
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot, Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We extort, we pilfer, we filch, and sack, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. Maraud and embezzle, and even high-jack, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We kindle and char, inflame and ignite, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. We burn up the city, we're really a fright, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We're rascals, scoundrels, villans, and knaves, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We're beggars and blighters, ne'er-do-well cads, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Dig it.
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
Perfection is . . . starting a new page! W00t!
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Rhaegar, a quick apology. I didn't mean to be the start of this massive derailing.
Its fun, but I am sorry it turned your philosophical query into a comic quandary.
Now back to our unscheduled jocularity.
Posted by Rhaegar The Fool (Member # 5811) on :
Indeed! Jocularity is a great thing, let it insue.
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
*giggles*
Posted by Bob the Lawyer (Member # 3278) on :
Careful what you wish for, Rhaegar, Dan_Raven goes straight for the jocular.
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Thats cause I am prefect.
I mean Perfunct.
er, Proflex?
Perculated?
Prefabricated?
Furr Pecked?
no. I'll get it. Perfect. Yeah I am perfect.
Posted by Rhaegar The Fool (Member # 5811) on :
Parsnip... Parleeelooo, Palealoooo, Pealatooo, Parnidge...Parley, yep, thats the one, Parley.
Posted by pooka (Member # 5003) on :
I finally saw Eruve on the photo albumn, and she does look like a sweetheart.
Posted by JonnyNotSoBravo (Member # 5715) on :
Did you hear about her and Vin Diesel? I found out all about it on the Hatrack MIA thread...
[ December 04, 2003, 09:16 PM: Message edited by: JonnyNotSoBravo ]
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
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. Heh heh. *cough* I mean...
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