Hatrack River Forum: san jose signing?

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Posted by porcelain girl (Member # 1080) on :

uhm, any bay area jatraqueros coming to this? ima gonna be there with my friend, uhm, you know the drill: short, red hair, yeay.

oh, it's thursday the thirteenth.

Posted by dangermom (Member # 1676) on :

We wanted to go, but we're way up in Chico, and it just didn't work out. So, uh, no, I guess not. [Frown]

Posted by porcelain girl (Member # 1080) on :

oh wow. sorry for the horrible first post.

it was really late and i was posting from an awkward position. i could edit it, but then i couldn't come back and look at my late tuesday night self in proper disgust.

that's alright, dangermom.
shall i truly be the sole ambassador of the Rack?

Posted by TheTick (Member # 2883) on :

Wow, Ralphie's rack is popular enough to warrant it's own Ambassadorship?

Oh, HATrack. Never mind.

Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :

You know, I just can't seem to convince myself that the joke following that one about the size of her rack is actually my style.

Posted by Wetchik (Member # 3609) on :

I might be driving down from Sacramento. [Smile]

Posted by TheTick (Member # 2883) on :

Did I miss a post or something, or is Saxon just not making sense?

Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :

He meant he would make a joke about the size of my jubblies but it would be in poor taste.

Or something something.

Posted by TheTick (Member # 2883) on :

Funny - the word big almost supplanted popular in my post. I figured ambassadorships would go to popular racks, not large racks though.

Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :

Exactly.

::sigh:: When did the funny abandon me?

[Edit: That was to Ralphie.]

[ November 12, 2003, 03:36 PM: Message edited by: saxon75 ]

Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :

quote:
I figured ambassadorships would go to popular racks, not large racks though.

I guess it depends on what you mean by "large." I mean, the UK's not really that large in terms of land area, but they do have a big economy.

Toni, could you give us an estimate of your breasts' gross domestic product?

Posted by TheTick (Member # 2883) on :

Zero, right now - no production at all. She has no babies.

Posted by SirReal (Member # 5257) on :

I'll be at the San Rafael Signing. I'll be the guy with the big smile on my face. Anyone else? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

Christopher

Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :

Women who have never had children do occasionally lactate.

Actually, men have been known to lactate as well.

Posted by TheTick (Member # 2883) on :

That would certainly be considered gross production. [Wink]

Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :

Mikey - It may be true that I have large... tracts of land.

Posted by TheTick (Member # 2883) on :

rivka, I'm glad you got that joke.

::waves hand:: These are not the mistakes you are looking for.

[ November 12, 2003, 04:09 PM: Message edited by: TheTick ]

Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :

quote:
Mikey -

So, was that aimed at me or Tick?

Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :

Dialogue:

[Big Grin]

Hey, Mikey!
[Mad]

Don't ever, ever, EVAR call me that! Only my father and Juliette can call me that.
[Frown]

I'm sowwy.
[Mad]

There is no "sorry." You die now! You die and go to hell!
[Cry]

Holy sweet bejeebuz! I'll only call you "Mike" from now on, I swear!
[Cool]

Okay, cool.

Therefore, that comment was directed toward The Tick.

Posted by Papa Moose (Member # 1992) on :

Saxon's name isn't John?

Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :

I was just making sure you didn't need a reminder, Toni.

::cracks knuckles threateningly::

Posted by porcelain girl (Member # 1080) on :

wow, i saw the post count and thought twenty people were coming to the san jose signing from hatrack.

thanks.

i hate you all.

Posted by Wetchik (Member # 3609) on :

[ROFL]

I'm going porce. Does that count? [Dont Know]

--Nick

Posted by porcelain girl (Member # 1080) on :

of course [Smile]

but as for the rest of you -
boo.

Posted by Nick (Member # 4311) on :

Sorry porce, I can't. Something came up. [Grumble]

Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :

If he had waited until I was coming up for Thanksgiving then I'd be all over it, but, as it stands, I'm at work and San Jose is a minimum 5 hour drive away. But with the rain it's probably more like 8 or 9.

Sorry, porce.

Posted by TheTick (Member # 2883) on :

Sowwy porce, didn't mean to give you false hope.

Oh, and saxon: only I am good enough to be called Mikey by Ralphie. [Wink]

Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :

quote:
Mikey by Ralphie

Sounds like it ought to have a ™ and be a clothing line. Or maybe a cologne.

Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :

Would that increase her GDP?

Posted by eslaine (Member # 5433) on :

The most likely signing, the San Rafael one, that I could attend is tomorrow.

Undoable for me, I'm afraid.

Get an extra handshake for me if you go, guys!

Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :

Possibly. Wasn't there a cologne a year or two ago that smelled like dirty sweat socks?

Posted by larisse (Member # 2221) on :

Oh forget about the signing (not really) or the size of certain anatomical racks or GDP of world nations... I've got real problems. I took one look at the topic and now that silly "Do you know the way to San Jose" song is in my head.

Must-get-to-80's-music-thread... now. [Wall Bash]

Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :

Ahem. 1971.

Posted by larisse (Member # 2221) on :

rivka... that would be my point [Big Grin]

. Although, I can't remember when Dionne Warwick did her version. I think that was in the 70's as well, or maybe in the early 80's.

I just need to listen to some R.E.M. or The Police or U2 or Men At Work. Come to think of it (and to bring this thread back on topic... if at all possible), those would be great songs to listen to on someone's way to... San Jose.

**I hate misspelling people's names.**

[ November 13, 2003, 03:53 PM: Message edited by: larisse ]