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Posted by Storm Saxon (Member # 3101) on :
 
http://www.teleport-city.com/life/naked_man.html
 

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Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
Not the worst Dobie I've ever seen.

Of course, I'm posting naked even as we speak.
 

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Posted by Storm Saxon (Member # 3101) on :
 
Mistress Ursula, I need your help to be funny! I need your comedy mojo *now*! Help!


 

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Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
No way. You might be some crazy 50 year old fat crazy guy.

Gross out.
 

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Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
 
Ralphie, you took the words right out of my mouth.
*is so grossed out*
 

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Posted by Storm Saxon (Member # 3101) on :
 
Mojo...Saxon...no get?


 

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Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
Okay, I'll throw you a bone.
 

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Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :
 

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No way. You might be some crazy 50 year old fat crazy guy.

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Interestingly enough, the only one in here with an overtly male name is you, Ralph.
 

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Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
 
i reall think twinky should have made this dobie.
 

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Posted by Storm Saxon (Member # 3101) on :
 
OMFG! Is that twinky?!
 

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Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
 
seriously.
 

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Posted by Storm Saxon (Member # 3101) on :
 
I feel so violated. Oh, man. My precious innocence, gone.
 

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Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
 
yeah, but it's a good kind of violated.
 

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Posted by Storm Saxon (Member # 3101) on :
 
Let me think about it.
 

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Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
 
OH MY GOSH!!!
*claws eyes out*
I DID NOT MEAN TO CLICK ON THAT LINK!!!

EEEEEEEWWWWWW!!!!
 

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Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 

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OH MY GOSH!!!
*claws eyes out*
I DID NOT MEAN TO CLICK ON THAT LINK!!!

EEEEEEEWWWWWW!!!!

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Dude. Twinky is awesome.

Back off.
 

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Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
 
but it was such a shock, 'cuz I wansn't expecting it!
*is still creeped out*
 

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Posted by Storm Saxon (Member # 3101) on :
 
Yeah, Twinky is awesome unless you're some innocent, virgin guitar minding its own business.
 

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Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
 
uh, you read the thread title and my post, right? what were you expecting?

and twinky is fabulous.
 

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Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
 
I thought that was a link to another thread.....and......and.....and....
 

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Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :
 
My brother has a Strat knock-off that looks just like that.
 

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Posted by Starla* (Member # 5835) on :
 


Oh, man....I really needed a good laugh.

Twinky's adorable.

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My brother has a Strat knock-off that looks just like that

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This statement reminds me of a high school friend who had a polaroid of herself naked in her room.

Everyone who saw it said "whoa, that's a nice poster of Antonio Banderas..."
 

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Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
 
her......antonio banderas?

 

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Posted by jexx (Member # 3450) on :
 
mmmmmm....nekkid twinky...

Can't help it. Love slender men.

*daydreams of slender men*

*am married to a slender man*

*realizes slender man is in other room*

gotta go!
 

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Posted by Starla* (Member # 5835) on :
 
oh my stars-----someone's having fun.

As for the Antonio Banderas thing---she was standing next to the poster in her room when the photo was taken. I think this was not done on purpose...

She had shown it to two of my guy friends (as a "i'm only showing you b/c you're my friend" even though everyone had seen it). I think it was cuz she was trying to get with one of them (who is built like twinky, no less).
And that's what they said--> whoa, that's a nice poster of Antonio Banderas...

Twinky is very cute!
(edited spelling and clarified)

[ November 04, 2003, 11:47 PM: Message edited by: Starla* ]
 

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Posted by twinky (Member # 693) on :
 
Wow, beaten to my own dobie... and yet somehow I found my way into this thread in spirit. It's actually really flattering. I feel better about myself for having clicked on this thread.



Thanks, celia – lucky for you I leave naked pictures of myself lying around on the internet, eh?

Thanks, Ralphie. That's high praise coming from one so foxy as yourself (rowr!)

Thanks, Starla*. Though now maybe you know more about me than you'd like

Thanks, Stormy. Don't worry, I take very good care of my guitar.

Thanks, jexx. I trust you and your slender man are having some good times.
 

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Posted by Storm Saxon (Member # 3101) on :
 
So I see.
 

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Posted by twinky (Member # 693) on :
 
Indeed.

That picture is almost two years old now, though. I have much less hair these days – though my penchant for nudity is just as pronounced.
 

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Posted by Starla* (Member # 5835) on :
 
No, No, Twinks, its quite all right
 

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Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :
 

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I have much less hair these days

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O.o

where?

o.O
 

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Posted by Starla* (Member # 5835) on :
 


heh heh heh
 

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Posted by twinky (Member # 693) on :
 








Thanks

Welcome to the 'rack, btw.

Edit:

Muppet, do you really want that question answered?

[ November 05, 2003, 12:03 AM: Message edited by: twinky ]
 

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Posted by Bob the Lawyer (Member # 3278) on :
 
He isn't kidding. His most natural quantum state for a while seemed to be lounging in nothing but his towel.
Although, an old friend of his recently ran into him the other day. She informed him that he no longer has any style. These pics are back when he did have style.
Hope that doesn't hurt the twinky love-fest.

(Oh, and dude, you shoulda seen the dirty look Dave just gave your door while you were playing. Priceless )

Edit: This message brought to you by the redundancy department of redundancy.

[ November 05, 2003, 12:14 AM: Message edited by: Bob the Lawyer ]
 

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Posted by Starla* (Member # 5835) on :
 
Probably shaves.....
 

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Posted by twinky (Member # 693) on :
 
No, but the very close trim is another story entirely.

BtL: Really? Sweet!

Edit:

P.S. "Recently ran into him the other day" is an oxymoron. <3

[ November 05, 2003, 12:09 AM: Message edited by: twinky ]
 

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Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :
 

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Muppet, do you really want that question answered?

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Nope, not even hinted at.
 

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Posted by ana kata (Member # 5666) on :
 
The thing I love about that picture is you can tell by his expression and the way his fingers look that he's hitting a really good note. You can just feel it.
 

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Posted by Starla* (Member # 5835) on :
 
Thanx, Twinks

And Ana Kata....
Hitting gooooood notes......

damn late nites
 

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Posted by Papa Moose (Member # 1992) on :
 
Nigel: The sustain, listen to it.

Marty: I don't hear anything.

Nigel: Well you would though, if it were playing.
 

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Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
 
Heh! I'm so doing that Japanese festival if I ever get the chance. If anyone knows off the top of their heads, any random lunatic can show up and do it, right?

Do we win anything if we fight our way through the Japanese mob?

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That picture is almost two years old now, though. I have much less hair these days – though my penchant for nudity is just as pronounced.

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Ha! A Canadian pun! They're as good as American ones!
 

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Posted by Starla* (Member # 5835) on :
 


Lalo!!
 

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Posted by Storm Saxon (Member # 3101) on :
 
Lalo, I'm glad someone commented on the link. I, too, thought it sounded kind of neat. Though, unlike those guys, I hope I would have had the presence of mind to remember that I was surrounded by a bunch of crazed, drunk Japanese guys willing to fight tot he death for the Honor of the Sticks and not stuck the baton down my pants.
 

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Posted by ClaudiaTherese (Member # 923) on :
 
twinky will always be cool. Kind of like how Ferris Bueller will always be cool. They just are.
 

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Posted by Chris Bridges (Member # 1138) on :
 
Okay. I wasn't going to do this, but I can trust you guys not to spread it around... here.

[ November 05, 2003, 08:07 AM: Message edited by: Chris Bridges ]
 

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Posted by ClaudiaTherese (Member # 923) on :
 
*wolf whistle

You look so hard, Chris.
 

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Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
 
twinky, lucky for all of us that you leave those lying around. got any that i missed?
 

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Posted by twinky (Member # 693) on :
 

 

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Posted by Frisco (Member # 3765) on :
 
We should market a "Men of Hatrack" calendar.

I wonder if OSC would let us sell it on the site.

I wonder if he'd pose for the cover!!
 

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Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
 
darn, that smilie isn't a link. that'll teach me to play in directory structures!

frisco, now that would be an interesting signing tour.

[ November 05, 2003, 09:10 AM: Message edited by: celia60 ]
 

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Posted by twinky (Member # 693) on :
 
There are a couple over at foobonic, too.

[ November 05, 2003, 09:31 AM: Message edited by: twinky ]
 

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Posted by ana kata (Member # 5666) on :
 
link! link!
 

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Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :
 
Please, for the love of all that is good and decent in this world, do not link us. o_O
 

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Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
 
twinky, there is nothing more risque on foobonics that what i already posted.

[ November 05, 2003, 11:28 AM: Message edited by: celia60 ]
 

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Posted by twinky (Member # 693) on :
 
That's true. It was more that I was in fact naked in the guitar ones (the one you posted and the case one on foo), not the actual level of revealed nudity.
 

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Posted by Megachirops (Member # 4325) on :
 
Chris . . . is it worksafe?
 

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Posted by twinky (Member # 693) on :
 
Chris' pic is of a nude statue with his face photoshopped in. It's actually pretty funny.
 

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Posted by Bob the Lawyer (Member # 3278) on :
 
A nude male statue? You mean you didn't recognize it? Look, I don't want to spoil this for you, but Clark Kent and Superman are one and the same. Not that I'm suggesting your powers of observation are somehow lacking or anything.
 

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Posted by twinky (Member # 693) on :
 
Yes, I recognized it. It's just hard to spell "Michaelangelo" when you're groggy and in a hurry to get to class.
 

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Posted by Bob the Lawyer (Member # 3278) on :
 
Obviously someone didn't own enough ninja turtles as a child
 

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Posted by zgator (Member # 3833) on :
 
Not fair, Storm!

I was thinking I could finally get rid of that Playgirl I've got with you in it.
 

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Posted by Storm Saxon (Member # 3101) on :
 

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A nude male statue? You mean you didn't recognize it? Look, I don't want to spoil this for you, but Clark Kent and Superman are one and the same. Not that I'm suggesting your powers of observation are somehow lacking or anything.

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Best. Retort. Ever.
 

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Posted by BannaOj (Member # 3206) on :
 
Speaking of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, I was looking at the Target "aftertise to kids for Christmas" catalog and had a major flashback to my childhood.

Not only are Ninja Turtles back this year, but so are Care Bears, My Little Pony, Strawberry shortcake and GI Joe. Not to mention the LiteBrite set, Matchbox cars race track or the EZ bake oven (prices drasticallly reduced from when I was a kid). The techological side, like the speak and read beginning readers are more technologically advanced, and there are two whole pages devoted to PS2 games and DVDS, but everythign else was exactly like I was a kid again!

AJ
 

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Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :
 
TRANSFORMERS!
 

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Posted by Starla* (Member # 5835) on :
 
To comment on the article, Saxon...it was incredibly interesting.

Plus it shows all men have one thing in common----they will do crazy things women think are absolutely ridiculous.
 

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