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Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :

My little sister's girl scout troop is camping out in my backyard. Does anyone have any scare suggestions? (something mild enough to not get me in trouble [Wink]

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Posted by James Tiberius Kirk (Member # 2832) on :

Mwahahahahaha.

All it involves is a flashlight, and some hairy object.. maybe a stuffed animal, and a very realistic sounding, bloodcurdling scream.

You can decide the rest.

[Evil]

Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :

*snickers*
big hairy object....I like that idea!
but I don't want to be too mean, or I'll get in trouble.

Posted by Annie (Member # 295) on :

Chances are, they'll tell enough ghost stories and get themselves worked up enough that you could simply walk outside and scare the snot out of them.

Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :

[Big Grin]

Hehehe....I'm getting giddy with anticipation...

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :

My reaction to this thread:

[ROFL]

Hobbes

Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :

they got quiet. I wonder if they fell asleep....

Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

I camped out in my backyard once.

My older sister taught me a valuable lesson that night.

Older sisters are jerks. She turned the sprinklers on.

If you have any sense, you will go turn the sprinklers on. They'd do it to you if they ever got the chance because as well all know if you take a sister and multiply all the annoying things by 4, you get a girl scout, selling those annoyingly delicious cookies of theirs for prices that I don't want to pay but still they somehow managed to be delicious enough that I find myself eating all of them in a few quick moments, thus craving more and more until I go out and buy their entire stock of thin mints and tagalongs and they sit back all smug, like it was their plan from the very first box that I would end up buying all of them from that little red headed girl, making her a legend when she tells her counselor that she sold 600 boxes in 4 days, with the other little girls admiring her, and making her popular, just because those cookies are so friggin good and I simply can't resist them.

Or at least that's how I figure things will happen someday in the future. Red haired girl and all....

Please, do me a favor, and turn the sprinkler on.

Posted by BelladonnaOrchid (Member # 188) on :

TS! My goodness! And today, I was called evil for throwing a pillow at my room-mate! What you've suggested is much, much worse.

TS, you've progressed beyond evil. There is no hope left for you.

[Evil Laugh]

Posted by JonnyNotSoBravo (Member # 5715) on :

I'm just glad they stick to selling cookies. I don't think I could resist those innocent little faces asking me to buy their product. If they were heroin dealers, this country would have a much much larger drug problem. Don't make them mad! Hell hath no fury like a Girl Scout scorned! They get merit badges for taking revenge!

Posted by El Babalao (Member # 5817) on :

I can curse them for you if you want, but that may be a bit much. Still, let me know, 'kay?

::prepares chicken::

[Evil]

Posted by Julie (Member # 5580) on :

So I guess I know who to ask to buy cookies. (I'm a girl scout.) How old are these girls? Tell them a bunch of boys their age is camping out down the street and they have water balloons. Or you can do what a younger troop did to my troop (we have sort of a prank war going on) and put rubber worms in their sleeping bags and stuff. Little girls are afraid of creepy crawlies, and it's almost Halloween so they'd be on sale in most stores.

Posted by eslaine (Member # 5433) on :

Phase One:

Send two scouts to the other side of the roof on the house to reconoiter the area. These scouts will report back to you on their progress, after finding the best location to bring the clay pigeon launcher.

Phase Two:

Climb up on top of the roof, and, using a length of rope, hoist the clay pigeon launcher onto the oblique side of the roof.

Phase Three:

Place the launcher in the optimum position on said rooftop-space. Send spotter out to crest of roof, binoculars are not needed.

Phase Four:

Check for wind.

Phase Five:

Launcher operator will cock and load clay pigeon into clay pigeon launcher.

Phase Six:

Order the launch of the Clay Pigeon.

Phase Seven:

The spotter tells you the disposition of the Clay Pigeon upon impact. The Laucher operator will adjust the launcher to compensate.

Phase Eight:

Repeat steps five through seven until you run out of Clay Pigeons or the Police arrive.

Phase Nine:

Cheese it!