While in the cage, anything goes, but make your opponent suffer. And we need puns. Lots of puns.
John, Bono, Donny: you guys ready?
Posted by Donny Osmond (Member # 5349) on :
I'm ready whenever you are, Billy Boy.
*yanks on Billy's gigantic jowls*
Posted by Gwen Stefani (Member # 5753) on :
Couldn't resist. ::thwaps Donny and Billy:: Hehe.
Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
All right, Stefani. (grabs Gwen by scruff of neck) You're not a part of this. Any problems can be taken up with me.
Posted by Billy Joel (Member # 5357) on :
Wait for the others, you glory hog.
::pillages through the weapons box::
Ooo... I like this one...
::pulls out a spiked club in the right and a dagger in the left::
Posted by Gwen Stefani (Member # 5753) on :
::thwaps Ryuko::
Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
OH HO... So that's how it's gonna be, eh?
(cracks knuckles)
I've been waiting to do this ever since "Hey Baby" came out.
(wails on Stefani)
Posted by John Lennon (Member # 5453) on :
All I brought with me was my guitar.
::smashes Donny over the head with his guitar::
Well, now I have to go to the bin.
Posted by Gwen Stefani (Member # 5753) on :
hey baby hey baby hey baby girls say boys say ::sings the song JUST for Ryuko:: sayoonara, ryuko-chan. ::busts out the karate moves:: hiya!
Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
(blocks) I'm a black belt in karate!!! Haha! Take that, wench!
(noogies)
Posted by Gwen Stefani (Member # 5753) on :
::whacks Ryuko with her microphone:: Watch it or I'll call in Adrian, Tom, and Tony.
Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
Ow!! That would be unfair, this is an old-fashioned cat-fight!
(pulls Stefani's bleach-deadened hair)
Posted by Gwen Stefani (Member # 5753) on :
::flips Ryuko onto the floor:: Take that! ::swings microphone above head and then hits Ryuko with it again:: HAhaHA!
Posted by John Lennon (Member # 5453) on :
Alight then, I found this blow torch and a switch blade. I'm ready.
Posted by Billy Joel (Member # 5357) on :
John, you may have said you are bigger than God, but You're Only Human.
So, from what I hear, you played at all the big clubs. Well, heres a club you've never played!
::smashes Johns face in with the club::
Posted by John Lennon (Member # 5453) on :
**staggars back**
::grrr::
Billy, you were never that much of a hit, and never hot with the ladies. So here, let me help you out.
::stabs Billy and lights him up::
Posted by Donny Osmond (Member # 5349) on :
*grabs strings from John's broken guitar and begins to strangle him with them*
Posted by Billy Joel (Member # 5357) on :
::rolls around on the ground:
::gets up badly burnt with half the skin on his face melted::
So... Donny... you like KACards jello, huh!?! ::whips out a giant fire house out of nowhere::
Well... eat up, Donny. Eat up.
::shoves hose into Donny's mouth and turns the hose on, which spews forth lime green jello into Donny::
Posted by Donny Osmond (Member # 5349) on :
There's always room for Jell-O, Billy!
*eats Jell-O*
*stomach swells until it's almost as big as Billy's*
Posted by Billy Joel (Member # 5357) on :
So, you want to match bellies, eh?
::pushes Donny over a semi-unconscious John Lennon and belly flops onto Donny's face::
Posted by Gwen Stefani (Member # 5753) on :
Bwahahahahahaha!!!! I seem to have beaten Ryuko!! I win!! ::dances::
Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
No one beats me!! (steals mike, whips Stefani soundly with it!)
Posted by Gwen Stefani (Member # 5753) on :
::does a spin kick and knocks Ryuko to the floor:: ::steals microphone back:: ::thwaps Ryuko with it::
Posted by Bono (Member # 5394) on :
Sorry I'm a bit late, Mates - had some technical bugs to work out. Say hello to the ZooTV mega screen
*puts on enormous goggles, lights up screen which blinds all opponents with 80 million megawatts of weird Zooropa video effects*
And just to make sure...
*takes off shirt; similar blinding effect*
Posted by John Lennon (Member # 5453) on :
::stares blankly at Bono::
It's a beautiful, day, Mate.
::grabs Bono's "oh so sexy" body and tosses it in a giant blender that he had been hiding in his pants::
Makes me wanna TWIST AND SHOUT!!
Posted by Bono (Member # 5394) on :
*searches for hidden weapon*
Blast. I still haven't found what I'm looking for...
Posted by Donny Osmond (Member # 5349) on :
You think you're blinding, Bono? Check this out.
*flahses teeth*
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
***chews on popcorn and watches with a smile from 5th row.***
Hey, where are the puns? Someone said something about there being a lot of puns? If that's the case, and you want the wail on somebody, grab the oversized sea mammal out of the weapon box and smack someone with it.
PS Debates putting the blender hidden in his pants line in the naughty line thread.
Posted by Jewel (Member # 5763) on :
:jumps into the ring and stabs Donny with her crooked tooth:
:smacks Bono and methodically plucks out his chest hairs with tweezers:
:pulls up a stool and puts everyone to sleep with a stirring rendition of "How can I get my Cat back, now that she's gone?":
Posted by Rappin' Ronnie Reagan (Member # 5626) on :