says the president. (Text of the president's UN speech for those that care.)
Posted by Damien (Member # 5611) on :
You know who else is cool?
Jesus was way cool Everybody liked Jesus Everybody wanted to hang out with him Anything he wanted to do, he did He turned water into wine, And if he had wanted to, He could have turned wheat into marijuana, Sugar into cocaine, Or vitamin pills into amphetamines He walked on the water and swam on the land He would tell these stories and people would listen He was really cool If you were blind, or lame, You just went up to Jesus* And he would put his hands on you and you would be healed That's so cool
He could have played guitar better than Hendrix He could have told the future He could have baked the most delicious cake in the world He could have scored more goals than Wayne Gretsky He could have danced better than Barishnikof Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of
Jesus told people to eat his body and drink his blood That's so cool Jesus was so cool But then some people got jealous of how cool he was, So they killed him But then he rose from the dead! He rose from the dead, Danced around and went up to heaven I mean, that's so cool Jesus was way cool No wonder there are so many Christians
Posted by Storm Saxon (Member # 3101) on :
*scribblescribblescribble* Funny. I like it!
By the way, I'm assuming Damien is one of Pat's nicks?
[ September 23, 2003, 03:42 PM: Message edited by: Storm Saxon ]
Posted by Papa Moose (Member # 1992) on :
Could've been Thor, except (a) not enough blank lines, and (b) Thor doesn't think even Jesus could play guitar better than Hendrix.
Posted by Storm Saxon (Member # 3101) on :
...and Thor hasn't posted in any threads at all in the last, what, couple weeks?
Hmmmmm. It's a mystery.
Posted by Bob the Lawyer (Member # 3278) on :
Bush said the UN was cool? Hmm... you and I must have been listening to different speaches.
Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :
Storm, I think Damien is just...Damien. He used to by dannyXcore if I remember right.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Exactly Narnia.
Posted by Storm Saxon (Member # 3101) on :
BtL, didn't you see how he noted all the great things the UN had done that made them perfect to rebuild Iraq? Sounds like a ringing endorsement to me.
Posted by suntranafs (Member # 3318) on :
Now if only we could just crucify all the cool people! Then I would be cool. YesssS! Wait a minnnute.... Posted by HollowEarth (Member # 2586) on :
look up UN bioreserves and then tell me that the UN is still cool.
Posted by wieczorek (Member # 5565) on :
The Concert of Europe didn't last very long in its attempts to thwart revolutions
Posted by plaid (Member # 2393) on :
For anyone who doesn't know, Damien's quoting "Jesus Was Way Cool," a King Missile song.
I went Googling to look it up who'd done it, and found "Satan Was Way Cool," by Beck:
quote: Satan was way cool.
Everybody was in awe of Satan.
He never wore clothes. He just walked around with a goatee and horns coming out of his head. He had tattoos and was probably into body-piercing way before anyone else.
Satan was the snake that tempted Eve. He knew how lame Eden was so he invented sex. Adam and Eve were thankful and had lots of sex which increased the population. Finally, there was too many people, so Satan invented war, so people could kill each other. That way, there was more places to live and more food. After many wars, people got bored, so God gave them Jesus. Soon they killed Jesus, and got bored again.
So Satan gave them rock and roll.
Rock and roll became bigger than religion. Everyone wanted to be in a rock and roll band. When Robert Johnson wanted to learn how to play guitar, all he had to do was go down to the crossroads and ask Satan. Satan gave Jimi Hendrix a can of lighter fluid to set fire to his guitar. He even lent Jim Morrison some beads and a pair of leather pants. Satan hung out with all the rock stars. And when they got too famous, or too fat, or their music started to suck, he helped them make the best possible career move. He killed them.
That was so cool.
In the early days, Satan used to hang out with God. Then people made up stories, giving Satan a bad name, so God got uptight and wouldn't let Satan hang around anymore.
But that was OK.
Satan went down to the earth, under the ground, and started his own place. This place was way cooler than heaven. People could go there and party and get wasted without worrying about their job or responsibilities. It was like a big club with no cover charge. There was no rules. Everything was free. They could go there and stay for eternity.
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He used to by dannyXcore if I remember right.
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