Hatrack River Forum: Calling All Evil-Doers!

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Posted by BelladonnaOrchid (Member # 188) on :

::Walks up to a tack-board and sticks a note up::

Want to Get Paid?

Wanted:Evil-doer with plenty
of able bodied minions.
Must be able to rob banks,
terrorize Jatraqueros,
and steal candy from a baby.
Is this you? [Dont Know]

(Edit-repetitiveness)

[ September 17, 2003, 10:25 PM: Message edited by: BelladonnaOrchid ]

Posted by Pat (Member # 879) on :

Now these are nasty tactics.
[Mad]

Posted by Ron Post (Member # 5658) on :

-shift in-

Well, I don't have minions.

But I am all that.

Want a lollipop? [Big Grin]

Posted by Jexxster (Member # 5293) on :

Can I be some evil doer's minion?

No one seemed interested in my last offer of minioncy.

Posted by Ron Post (Member # 5658) on :

Pfft! No response, eh?

Well, babe, give me a call when your serious about evil.

-shift out-

Posted by Jexxster (Member # 5293) on :

Minionhood?

Minionness?

Am I using the wrong word? Come on, someone throw me a frickin' bone here!

Posted by Erik Slaine (Member # 5583) on :

Well, I can offer. I think I'm evil, but no one believes it. [Frown]

Edit: and with my hideously low post count and signup date, it's just kind of laughable...

[ September 17, 2003, 11:17 PM: Message edited by: Erik Slaine ]

Posted by BelladonnaOrchid (Member # 188) on :

Since this is a search for evil-doers (come on Celia, I'm leaving this one wide open for you), I am aloud to leave nasty retorts.

(Side note: All of this is in good fun, no offense meant.)

Pat, are you applying? I am not looking for minions. I am searching for evil-doers-for-hire. They run the show-I just pay and tell you what I want done. No 'nasty tactics' there.

Ron Post, post more. Come back in about 2,000 more posts and/or 2 more years. Then you'll realize that some people leave their computer for more than 34 minutes at a time.

Jexxter, try Pat's thread. I'm not looking for minions. I'm kinda like the Senator-gone-wrong or the principal in Buffy the Vampire Slayer..

Eric, I don't know. You've got the name of a super-hero. How do I know you aren't in some sort of Clark Kent disguise?

Posted by Erik Slaine (Member # 5583) on :

My name is the name of a super-hero?

Not that Slaine rip-off I hope. That comic was created years after this psuedonym....

Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :

i don't meet the qualifications. robbing banks just isn't my style.

besides, my newest evil project is going to take most of my free time.

i'll loan you jon boy. don't expect much out of him. hmmm...do i get dd now? you can have her too. she's pretty capable.

Posted by pooka (Member # 5003) on :

I'm more of an evil thinker with a bad case of procrastination. Though I have thought of robbing banks.

Posted by Darth_Mauve (Member # 4709) on :

You called my prettiessssss?

Its me, the pink Sithhhy with out Pity.

**Swishes bright pink light saber**
**Swishes more than bright pink light saber**
**Takes evil villian stand, in his tight pink leather outfit with the full cape, with its purple fur trim**

I am always looking for a few bad men. What'ssss up my pretties?

Darth Mauve
I put the Sith in Sithhhhhyyyy

Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :

Truly evil people do not put their names on lists.

Posted by Darth_Mauve (Member # 4709) on :

**puts Scott's name on his list**

Posted by T. Analog Kid (Member # 381) on :

there *has* to be a backstory for Darth Mauve... is it here on hatrack anywhere?

Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :

:shrug:

I'm not evil. I'm too bland to be evil.