Hatrack River Forum: Ralphie's Sizzlin' Brain

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Posted by Erik Slaine (Member # 5583) on :

"Pop. Crackle, Pop, Snap, Pop."

Just listen to them synapses...

Posted by Tresopax (Member # 1063) on :

Hmmm.... I guess I should get the fire extinguisher just in case...

Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :

*stands a safe distance away*

*watches in awe*

Wow, this is better than the meteor showers.

Posted by Zalmoxis (Member # 2327) on :

Move over bacon.

Posted by Head Ditch Digger (Member # 5085) on :

I would like mine over easy, please.

Posted by wieczorek (Member # 5565) on :

Now, everyone knows it's unsafe to turn a science project into breakfast! ...
But while we're doing it, I'd like a plate, too, please!
[Smile]

Posted by Erik Slaine (Member # 5583) on :

Just about done... wiecz, keep your fingers out of the frying pan!

Posted by Head Ditch Digger (Member # 5085) on :

I almost hesitate to ask, but, Where is the orange juice?

Posted by wieczorek (Member # 5565) on :

You don't wanna know what's in that, Head Ditch Digger. Ever wonder why they call it orange?
[Smile]

Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :

Actually, it's when it's NOT orange anymore that you should worry.

Or when it's been in the fridge so long someone gives it a name -- like Fred.

[ September 15, 2003, 04:57 PM: Message edited by: rivka ]

Posted by wieczorek (Member # 5565) on :

What? It's orange? I was asking if anyone had ever wondered why they call it "orange" because it's never appeared that way to me. So that's my problem!
[Smile]

(Can everyone settle with the smiley?) [Big Grin]

Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :

This is an odd tribute thread, but considering how much of a schmuck I feel for picking on n00bs, I'll take it.

Posted by HannibalLecter (Member # 5667) on :

Mmmmmm...Ralphie's sizzlin' brain. I'll eat it with some fava beans and a nice ciante. [Evil Laugh]

Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :

Ralphie, you know you're flattered that no less than 12 threads on the front page have YOUR name in the subject line. [Big Grin]

(Shameless exaggeration, but this is fun to watch.)

Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :

I'm pretty sure that when the rest of us are talking, Ralphie just hears "Blah, blah, blah, blah, Ralphie, blah, blah, Ralphie, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, Ralphie."

Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :

I'm sorry, saxon - I saw my name. Did you say something?

Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :

saxy, when you talk all you say is "Blah, blah, Ralphie, blah, Ralphie, blah."

Posted by Bob the Lawyer (Member # 3278) on :

Well, I'd like some. But sadly, Ralphie's brain isn't vegan.

Posted by Head Ditch Digger (Member # 5085) on :

I don't know who to feel more sorry for, the people who whore themselves for a passing comment from Ralphie, or Ralphie who needs the constant revelry to define her life. [Smile]

Posted by Kayla (Member # 2403) on :

I feel sorry for Patrick's cousins. They seem like such party poopers. It's probably because they grew up knowing they weren't as cool as Patrick.

Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :

quote:
saxy, when you talk all you say is "Blah, blah, Ralphie, blah, Ralphie, blah."

Awwww, poor widdle celia. Am I not paying enough attention to you?

Don't worry, there's always plenty of saxon to go around.

[ September 15, 2003, 05:14 PM: Message edited by: saxon75 ]

Posted by wieczorek (Member # 5565) on :

I would assume that we're talking about Patrick Starr, but I refuse to continue on that subject unless someone else knows what I mean by that...
[Smile]

Posted by Head Ditch Digger (Member # 5085) on :

That is probably correct, but since Pat is now my brother... [Razz]

Posted by Kayla (Member # 2403) on :

I know, you lucky duck. I'm just jealous. Ignore me. (Or continue with what you were doing.)

Posted by Head Ditch Digger (Member # 5085) on :

Kayla, don't give up so easily! That's no fun. Fighting with you is one of the reasons I came back.

Posted by wieczorek (Member # 5565) on :

No one knows Patrick Starr??
It's a lonely world being and 11 and 12 year old he-she...
[Smile]

Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :

HDD - And, yet, here you are in my tribute thread.

It's hard maintaining elitism when all you really want to do is give in and have some of that Luvin', isn't it?

Posted by Kayla (Member # 2403) on :

I love Clancy Brown. Bill Fagerbakke is cool, too. M-o-o-n, that spells Patrick Starr.

[ September 15, 2003, 05:25 PM: Message edited by: Kayla ]

Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :

wow, i really walked into that one, didn't i, sax. i should be banned for general incompetence.

Posted by Head Ditch Digger (Member # 5085) on :

And here I thought that I had derailed that into an "eating Ralphie's brain" thread. I don't see where that would insinuate adoration.

Posted by Kayla (Member # 2403) on :

I would like to point out, that while probably a bit obscure for some people, my previous post is really damn clever.

Posted by wieczorek (Member # 5565) on :

Maybe I didn't know about an existent Patrick Starr. And then again, maybe I shouldn't even be saying this, because, Kayla, you might've been sarcastic when saying, "M-o-o-n spells Patrick Starr". You can't expect me to know, can you, Kayla? [Big Grin]

Posted by Kayla (Member # 2403) on :

Bill Fagerbakke is the voice of Patrick Starr on Spongebob Squarepants.

Bill Fagerbakke played Tom Cullen in The Stand.

In The Stand Tom Cullen said, "M-O-O-N, that spells Tom Cullen."

Really, it was clever. I swear.

Posted by wieczorek (Member # 5565) on :

Ah, I wasn't aware that Bill Fagerbakke provided Patrick's voice - some people are so convincing.

Posted by Head Ditch Digger (Member # 5085) on :

[Hail]

<====Kayla

[ September 15, 2003, 05:40 PM: Message edited by: Head Ditch Digger ]

Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :

If only someone would stand by Kayla, she wouldn't have to lapse into obscurantism.

Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :

Don't be too hard on yourself, celia. Everybody wants a piece of the saxon. You just couldn't help fallin' for the flava.

Posted by ClaudiaTherese (Member # 923) on :

quote:
Well, I'd like some. (Bob the Lawyer)

*eyebrow raised

Family forum, sugar.

Posted by Annie (Member # 295) on :

I'll have you all know now that this thread and all its contents are null and void.

The alleged brain of Ralphie's is a hoax. Ralphie's brain no longer exists.

I know this because I ate it 4 nights ago in AIM chat. Yes, I admit it - I am undead, and I feed off the brains of Hatrackers. Ralphie, Mack, T_Smith, whoever Psychotriad was - I have eaten all of their brains, and yet my undead hunger remains unslaked!

*eyes sizzling hoax brain in pan*

Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :

It's true. Since then, I've just been using some styrofoam, some cooked bologna and a couple of "Hang in there" buttons to hold it all together.

Posted by Kayla (Member # 2403) on :

HDD, that's more like it. [Kiss]

Morbo, I knew it would be Dennis Milleresque in it's obscurity, but went for it anyway.

Posted by Annie (Member # 295) on :

*eats Kayla's brain*

Mwa ha ha ha ha! Google for yourselves, weaklings!

Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :

quote:
Mmmmmm...Ralphie's sizzlin' brain. I'll eat it with some fava beans and a nice ciante

Who said this, so I can worship them? I laughed so hard I scared my roommate!!!

Posted by Ela (Member # 1365) on :

*wanders in*

[Wave]

*wanders out*

Posted by jexx (Member # 3450) on :

I understand why this thread is called "Ralphie's Sizzlin' Brain" (I've read the referenced thread), but it *should* be named "Ralphie's Sizzlin' Rack", as anyone who has seen her pics in the Hatrack Album will attest.

(Just trying to get in for some of the Ralphie Luvin' [TM])

As further proof of my sycophancy, this:

quote:
It's true. Since then, I've just been using some styrofoam, some cooked bologna and a couple of "Hang in there" buttons to hold [my brain] all together.

Cracked Me UP!

You da man, Ralphie! Even if you ARE a womyn. *grin*

Posted by Erik Slaine (Member # 5583) on :

Ralphie's Sizzlin' Rack, eh...

No. Please don't encourage me...

Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :

Meh. It's not that great.

Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :

quote:
I feel sorry for Patrick's cousins. They seem like such party poopers. It's probably because they grew up knowing they weren't as cool as Patrick.

Dang. If I was even less cool than Patrick is, it would make me pretty bitter too.

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :

[Kiss]

Hobbes

Posted by eslaine (Member # 5433) on :

*Nostalgia bump*

Posted by eslaine (Member # 5433) on :

To reprise the original post:

quote:
"Pop. Crackle, Pop, Snap, Pop."

Just listen to them synapses...

Posted by kwsni (Member # 1831) on :

::misses Toni::

Ni!

Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :

Hey Erik. Hey Becky.

This was nice to run into whilst lurking a bit. [Smile]

Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :

quote:
Meh. It's not that great.

I bet it would be with a little butter and lemon...

Or whipped cream... [Big Grin]

Kwea

[ December 02, 2004, 05:01 PM: Message edited by: Kwea ]

Posted by eslaine (Member # 5433) on :

[Big Grin]