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Posted by Annie (Member # 295) on :

Remember that awful MTV show? Well, OK, I found it morbidly amusing.

Here's something I've been wondering: who would win a fight between, say, T_Smith and Hobbes?

Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

I have minions to do my bidding.
I have the dreaded Mormon Ear Slap.
I have the booblet crunch and the pixie wing slice.
My stomach absorbs punches like the jello I love.
My fluff is so full of crap, it's poison.

Hobbes doesn't stand a chance.

Posted by Annie (Member # 295) on :

Ah, but is your tiger even half this fierce?

Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

Oh please, my rabbit is more fierce than that.

Posted by Annie (Member # 295) on :

Oh what, you think this guy is going to make him soil his armor?

Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :

Oh my gosh...this could get so good!! I'd love to see Ralphie and katharina go at it. [Smile]

TomD and DavidB?? Oh, the sadistic morbidness of it all!!

edit to add [Evil Laugh]

[ September 15, 2003, 04:12 AM: Message edited by: Narnia ]

Posted by Beren One Hand (Member # 3403) on :

I really, REALLY want to own that rabbit. [Smile]

Posted by Javert (Member # 3076) on :

You realize Annie, of course, that by setting this up you must be in the main event!

Now to find your opponent. [Evil Laugh]

*goes off and searches*

Posted by Annie (Member # 295) on :

Wait - one death brawl at a time.

Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :

I'd fight Annie, but...I don't want to die!

Posted by Annie (Member # 295) on :

So everybody choose a side to cheer for -

Will it be T "Jello Man" Smith or Hobbes the Death Tiger?

Posted by T. Analog Kid (Member # 381) on :

wow... too close to call on this match...

Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :

My money's on T. Go, little bro!

Posted by John Lennon (Member # 5453) on :

I wonder if Ringo has the guts to step up to the plate. Or even Donny Osmond or Billy Joel.

I've wanted to cream their crops for quite some time.

Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :

Donnie Osmond and Billie Joel are the same person. If they were in a death match, the world as we know it would explode because the same thing is occupying two different spaces at the same time.

Posted by Ringo Starr (Member # 5452) on :

Anytime John. You don't stand a chance against my high-hat clash of death!

Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :

quote:
I'd love to see Ralphie and katharina go at it.

Yeah, and we're sooooooo getting the money first.

Posted by BannaOj (Member # 3206) on :

It looks like we may have a TomD vs. Ralphie round for the books.
Ringside Seats

Pertinent info

*gets popcorn*

AJ

Posted by Head Ditch Digger (Member # 5085) on :

I put my money on Hobbes, His smilies alone will blind T.

Also, I get to take on Pat.

Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :

Can I be the rodeo clown?

Posted by Roger Miller (Member # 5534) on :

Shucks. A'll whup that Osmond kid and Billy Whatsisname. Both at the same time. Won't even break a sweat.

[Razz]

Coupla patsies . . .

[ September 15, 2003, 09:58 PM: Message edited by: Roger Miller ]