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Posted by Carrie (Member # 394) on :

Here.

Posted by KarlEd (Member # 571) on :

quote:
Jack Sparrow:
Oh right. SLASHSTABSLASH

Will:
SLASHSWISHSTABITTYSTAB

OK, now THAT is the funniest write up of a sword fight since OSC's "Monkey Island" dialog. [ROFL]

Posted by eslaine (Member # 5433) on :

[Laugh]

quote:
Barbarosa:
Okay! Let's fight pointlessly in order to allow for lots of cool skeleton CGI!

Rich. Thanks!

Posted by Storm Saxon (Member # 3101) on :

Best. Parody. Ever.

Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :

LOL!!!

quote:
Ahem. Commodore, for your great achievements in my service, the highlights of which being really pompous hair, I present you with this sword.

Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :

That was a parody?

Posted by Rahl22 (Member # 1376) on :

Wow. That whole website is hilarious.

Posted by eslaine (Member # 5433) on :

It says right here that it was "zany madcap humour".

Posted by JaneX (Member # 2026) on :

quote:
Jack Sparrow: I pretty much run this whole movie.

No kidding. He is the movie.

quote:
Jack Sparrow: Well, could you just cut off these handcuffs then?
Will: No! We're going to have a well-choreographed sword-clashing fight scene!
Jack Sparrow: Oh crap! Am I in Lord of the Rings?
Will: No...I would have blonde hair, then.
Jack Sparrow: Oh right.

quote:
Gold: Come to me...
Gollum: Preciousssssss...Pirate #1:
Pirate #1: Who are you?
Gollum: Oh sorry, wrong piece of coveted jewelry.

I haven't finished it yet, but I'll read more when I get back...

~Jane~

Posted by Annie (Member # 295) on :

Highly amusing. [Smile]

Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :

What's ironic (and funny) is that this writer desperately clawed for material worthy to parody...and ended up making fun of some of the BEST things about the movie. [Smile]

I liked it.

Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :

quote:
Eat my salt spray, limeys!

That's killer.

Posted by Dragon (Member # 3670) on :

[Big Grin]