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Posted by Legolas (Member # 3074) on :

A dagger.

Posted by Avadaru (Member # 3026) on :

[Eek!]

Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

Sweet jebus, the puns I could do...

[Blushing]

Posted by Toretha (Member # 2233) on :

Yeah, definitely, no daggers for Jane in bed. NONE.

Posted by Avadaru (Member # 3026) on :

[Eek!]

Posted by twinky (Member # 693) on :

Duly noted.

[Evil Laugh]

Posted by Avadaru (Member # 3026) on :

Legolas, how COULD you? I never took you for the type to kiss and tell.

*runs away bawling*

[Wink]

Posted by Legolas (Member # 3074) on :

Well, having a dagger slashed at ones eyes while lying innocently in bed tends to have that effect. EVERYONE! NEVER give her a dagger if you're sharing a bed with her! NEVER

*was almost impaled by Avadaru*

Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

Stop! I don't think I can hold the innuendo's back any longer!

Posted by Maccabeus (Member # 3051) on :

A strange habit for someone with such an ordinary name as "Jane"....

Posted by Avadaru (Member # 3026) on :

Legolas, I didn't MEAN to slash at you! It was an accident, I swear! To mar that beautiful face would be a tragedy! [Kiss]

Oh, and Nathan, you might as well let loose with the innuendo. I hate to think of you having to hold it all in like that. [Razz]

Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

It's hard. Having to hold it in is a challenge.

Posted by Avadaru (Member # 3026) on :

*bursts out laughing* Yes, I expect so.

Posted by TheTick (Member # 2883) on :

You young guys can't hold it very long. Wussies.

Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

I've been holding it for 18 years!!

[Big Grin]

Posted by dkw (Member # 3264) on :

*bites tongue*

Posted by TheTick (Member # 2883) on :

::Hides vulgar innuendo from pastor::

Where'd it all go? [Dont Know]

Posted by dkw (Member # 3264) on :

*snort*

Posted by TheTick (Member # 2883) on :

quote:
What NOT to give her in bed

A wedgie?

Posted by asQmh (Member # 4590) on :

quote:
I've been holding it for 18 years!!

Is this another onanism thread?

(Sorry; I've just never got to make the obligatory onanism post before. . . )

Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :

(time for an obligatory use of smilies!!)

[Sleep]

Posted by Bob the Lawyer (Member # 3278) on :

I don't know about all these innuendos in front of the youngins. Is this legal? [Wink]

Posted by asQmh (Member # 4590) on :

I live in Tennessee and am formerly of Arkansas by way of Nevada and California . . . the way I see it, "all things are lawful to me."

Q

[ August 07, 2003, 11:32 AM: Message edited by: asQmh ]

Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :

quote:
*runs away bawling*

First, I think the "b" word is misspelled.
Second, is that physically possible?

How's that for innuendo. [Taunt]

quote:
*was almost impaled by Avadaru*

There's your problem. You two are going about it the wrong way. [Evil]

Posted by Bob the Lawyer (Member # 3278) on :

I dunno, he always seemed pretty girly to me and Avadaru was always pretty --

I'm going to get smacked, aren't I?

[ August 07, 2003, 11:27 AM: Message edited by: Bob the Lawyer ]

Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :

What the heck is going on here?

quote:
I've been holding it for 18 years!!

Dude!

Isn't that against your religion?

Posted by Avadaru (Member # 3026) on :

*giggles* You guys make me laugh.

[Big Grin]

Posted by Godric (Member # 4587) on :

[Monkeys]

Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

Saxon,

It was too good of a set up to pass. I would have disappointed far too many people if I hadn't had said that.

Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :

Oh, I know. And likewise, the multitude of shocked responses were absolutely necessary, even though they were predictable.