Hatrack River Forum: Should we have to pass the literacy test?

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Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :

If you can't read this, please post.

Posted by Laurenz0 (Member # 5336) on :

Crap

Posted by Nimrodel the Kitten (Member # 5244) on :

Meow?

Posted by advice for robots (Member # 2544) on :

hi im new hwre i think evry1 shoud listen to creed n dont u jus hate it when yr parents tell u to do things n wat grade are u in skool i think skool is lame cant weight to get out n religun people shoud really try to open ur minds.

B*-~
peace
.::afr::.

Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :

Oh, afr, that was beautiful!

Oh, crap. Now I've gone and posted here, too.

Posted by advice for robots (Member # 2544) on :

jus bringin it down 2 ur level jon boy

[Cool]

B@ OOOooo
peace
.::afr::.

Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :

wat r u sayeing, ur so gay afr

Jøŋ ßΩγ
"I just want to declare my undying affection for Jon Boy." —celia

"I like really long signatures with lots of quotes." —myself

[ August 06, 2003, 04:18 PM: Message edited by: Jon Boy ]

Posted by asQmh (Member # 4590) on :

What is it, Jon Boy?

*whispers* I feel like he's trying to communicate. . .

What? Grandma fell into the well?

Q.

Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :

j00 guyz r sooo ubrely lamerz!!!

Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :

i'am luaghing @ u mae ha ha hah ha ahhah!!!!!!

Posted by advice for robots (Member # 2544) on :

<--- wizzard haxOr

/-\ |= |)\

th underwurld feaers .::afr::. im allpwrful dont mess wit what u dont unerstand grrl

Posted by Bob the Lawyer (Member # 3278) on :

I think what amuses me the most is that it probably takes Jon Boy 5 minutes to force himself to type "wat r u sayeing, ur so gay afr."
I can just picture him, pale, sweating, hands shaking, rocking back and forth in his chair. (No, this is NOT an onanism thread you dirty bastards)

Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :

in a month, when we've all forgotten about this thread, he'll come back and edit his posts.

just wait.

Posted by advice for robots (Member # 2544) on :

don diss mi homy jon boy mr layermann he tipes fast alwayz creems me on aim warz

/-\ |= |)\

Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :

ur soo rigth Bob i cant' type liek this realy good b/c its so wierd to me

i'd better stop b4 i have an anyurism (sp?)

Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :

it's 4|=|2..or at least you can say that way. C ti's rite if sum1 my age writes lyke dis but u guyz try 2 hard.

Posted by Evie3217 (Member # 5426) on :

u jst 1/2 2 gt in tuch w/ ur hghskool slf agin

Posted by advice for robots (Member # 2544) on :

ive spent th last 10 yrs gwtting out v tuch w/ my hskool self why st@rt aggain

<-- likes /-\ |= |)\ better skru th n00b wannabeez

B# bleh
peach
.::afr::.

Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :

i nvr rote lik this in high shcool, i always laughd @ ppl liek this

Ø_ø

w0rd

Jön Bö¥

[ August 06, 2003, 05:31 PM: Message edited by: Jon Boy ]

Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

Jon, celia's got your number. You will come back and edit your posts, won't you?

Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :

Probably not. But I am going to stop writing like that, because it actually does take quite a bit of effort.

Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

It takes effort to be lazy? Oh, the irony.

Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :

That's probably the only area of my life where it takes effort to be lazy, but it's true.

Posted by advice for robots (Member # 2544) on :

I don't make a very convincing chat junkie teenager. Misspelled words and run-on sentences don't cut it.

I just don't have the head for it.

But I still like my /-\ |= |)\. Makes me feel 1337 on a bad day.

Posted by Godric (Member # 4587) on :

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So, do I pass?

[Razz]

Posted by Hi (Member # 5289) on :

littarary test?

uh-oh. [Angst]