I've noticed that people have been pointing out comments that are funny when taken out of context. This is the thread to put them all on.
I'll start with one from Mike Corkery, a kid in my advisory: "Where are we going to find a parthenon??"
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
A work associate: "Thank God for the I-Ching"
Posted by Slash the Berzerker (Member # 556) on :
Primal Curve told me recently: "Man, I really want to play with your equipment."
I swear to jebus he did.
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :
Letterman:
quote:I think being a lesbian is a lifetime comittment
Though I'm not sure that one made sense in context either...
Hobbes Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
Now why didn't celia or I think of something like this?
Great minds and all that, I guess...
Posted by Dragon (Member # 3670) on :
Note to self, don't trust the forum search
Posted by qsysue (Member # 5229) on :
If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college.
Posted by Primal Curve (Member # 3587) on :
The Forum Search works great. It's much better than the old one.
Posted by prolixshore (Member # 4496) on :
If it werent for my horse....
lol, hahaha, oh man, i love lewis black, and the horse bit is my very favorite.
such a cool guy. but i dont think that sentence works in context. I think that was the point of the joke
--ApostleRadio
Posted by HollowEarth (Member # 2586) on :
Lewis Black is the man. He came to Drexel this fall and the crowd was so pyched the guy that placed a glass of water on the stage got a huge cheer. oh it was good.
Edit: This reminds me of a thread called "In my pants" at a different forum. It was dedicated to the way that adding in my pants to any sentence makes the sentence so much better.
[ June 03, 2003, 10:47 PM: Message edited by: HollowEarth ]
Posted by Frisco (Member # 3765) on :
quote:We actually did get up and stayed for about twenty seconds but no one got a picture of it that I know of.
-Dragon
Posted by zgator (Member # 3833) on :
quote: I prefer quality and I'm willing to pay for it. I am not willing to pay for Novak.
celia
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
(_|_)
Posted by Snarky (Member # 4406) on :
"My privates think Katharina is right." —Slash the Berzerker, 6/25/03
Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
*blush* Oh dear, that sounds skanky.
I think Patricius Magnus has already been shocked out of his opinion of me. Should I tell them the appointment every second Thursday is for checkers?
Posted by Snarky (Member # 4406) on :
I can delete that if you don't want it there, Kat.
Posted by ClaudiaTherese (Member # 923) on :
quote:I can delete that if you don't want it there, Kat.
-- Snarky
Posted by Livious (Member # 2326) on :
quote:*licks finger, then touches self*
Keats
Posted by Pixie (Member # 4043) on :
quote: Who am I invading?
Human
Posted by Feyd Baron (Member # 1407) on :
quote: Remember, everything has an end. Except sausages, they have two.
The professor I'm working for, and I don't think it made sense in context either. But I had to put it up.
Feyd
Posted by BebeChouette (Member # 4991) on :
quote: I love entertaining politicians.
Katharina
Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
*gasp*
*laugh* Oh my stars!
Posted by kwsni (Member # 1831) on :
what happened to celia's thread?
Ni!
Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
just what i was wondering.
Posted by Head Ditch Digger (Member # 5085) on :
"dang, and i finally got it up." —celia, 6/27/03
Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
that's right, find my thread and then continue to not use it.
thanks.
Posted by Feyd Baron (Member # 1407) on :
quote: ::watches cucumber intently::
Myr, 6/27/03
Posted by Pixie (Member # 4043) on :
quote: Yes, it's a good thing you're there and I'm here. Who knows what would happen?
~Narr
Posted by Javert Hugo (Member # 3980) on :
quote:She actually knows how to use me properly.
--Jon Boy
Posted by Bokonon (Member # 480) on :
Man, am I glad I haven't said anything as stupid as these people.
Oh shoot, now I've screwed THAT up too!
-Bok
Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :
quote:the only things I've ever played with myself are those stick things
Said by jeni in the chatroom just now.
Posted by Jeni (Member # 1454) on :
Sparklers! I was talking about those sparkler sticks you light up and wave around!!
Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :
Riiiiiiight.
Posted by Ethics Gradient (Member # 878) on :
quote:Ah, well, I never could feel macho after having been eaten by Slash.
CT.
Posted by Leonide (Member # 4157) on :
the beauty of that statment was that it was questionable and dirty both in- and out-of- context. Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :
I can't wait to listen to all this in person!
I think I'll be blushing through the entirety of Wenchcon 04! o_O
Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :
quote:- posted July 05, 2003 05:38 PM If aliens can travel across space and actually get to Earth, I would think they would have thought of a way to cure impotency
T_Smith
from Spamming the galaxy
Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :
quote: Bob is not also Anti-Bob.
Bob From his 11,000,000 post thread
Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :
From Mormon culture
quote: where smoking and drinking and trying to get boys is the norm...
Mac
Actually I think she's Catholic
[edit: he to she]
[ July 06, 2003, 10:05 PM: Message edited by: Morbo ]
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Morbo, you do know what Out of Context means right? And besides, Mack is a hot babe not a guy.
quote: IrishGlitter02: he licked himself
Now- ChatRoom by Pixie In reference to me, oddly enough.
Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :
*blush*
(and Morbo, I already TOLD you that I'm a CHICK! *thwap*)
Posted by Ethics Gradient (Member # 878) on :
Mack is a GIRL!?!?
*runs*
Kidding, kidding, kidding... Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :
--I-- Posted by Ethics Gradient (Member # 878) on :
Oh! THAT Mack is a girl. Of course, she is... Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :
Damn skippy. Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Hehehe
Posted by Ethics Gradient (Member # 878) on :
And what a girl! Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :
Some real nuts somehow convince poor Morbo to worship leprechauns every letter is from "leap of faith" thread except [it] posted July 04, 2003 05:27 PM lalo : you reject every lunatic proposal for the administration of the universe that you hear!!
Morbo: The one thing you forgot is ...a coherent world-view.
Lalo: I'm determined to drag you I, with my anal ways!!
Lalo: All of creation and the universe support the existence of leprechauns,. regarding [it] is to assert that you know, absolutely!
Morbo: As I have never had one , I'm still pretty... unlike my younger days when I flirted .
Paul: I have a confident belief.
Morbo: Hardly evidence, just a belief.Too bad it's worked before for some zealots
Ae: Because it's more convenient.
Morbo: Cool. Almost convinced. but with an open mind to change.
Lalo: I'm unsure of any other claim the evidence for which I have ,,, but it doesn't mean I'm unsure of it, any more than I'm unsure of any other claim.
Morbo: Well put, lala. Logic can be a real nutcracker. Kudos for parsing out the subtleties. Yeah , that is quite a bunch of leaping
Morbo: Where's your evidence
Paul?: The evidence is that there IS no evidence.
Morbo: Paul, I started out this argument thinking that requires a leap of faith, but you've convinced me otherwise.
Paul: Welcome Morbo.
Morbo: Ahhh, a kindred spirit. How nice.
[ July 06, 2003, 10:19 PM: Message edited by: Morbo ]
Posted by Ethics Gradient (Member # 878) on :
I second T's question - Morbo, do you know what "out of context" means? Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :
quote:I second T's question - Morbo, do you know what "out of context" means?
EG
Do you? Almost every phrase was directly opposite the authors meaning. Which is the general definition for "out of context." I just shuffled phrases, I didn't make up any.
[ July 08, 2003, 05:56 PM: Message edited by: Morbo ]
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Yes but with out of context statements, you take a statement meant to mean one thing, then restate it only pointing out that it can be taken in a dirty way.
Posted by Ethics Gradient (Member # 878) on :
Morbo: Yep, I do.
Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :
I didn't know it had to be dirty.
Posted by Leonide (Member # 4157) on :
Obviously not always, but definitely in this thread, Morbo. Posted by Ethics Gradient (Member # 878) on :
Did ya read the thread, dude? Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :
quote:Post#1: I've noticed that people have been pointing out comments that are funny when taken out of context. This is the thread to put them all on. I'll start with one from Mike Corkery, a kid in my advisory: "Where are we going to find a parthenon??" Dan_raven Member Member # 3383
- posted June 03, 2003 05:36 PM Post #2: A work associate: "Thank God for the I-Ching"
EG, I read the first two posts. The rest were too filthy for my delicate sensiblities.
Posted by Leonide (Member # 4157) on :
Ooh, score one for Morbo!
Perhaps we're all thinking of celia's OOC thread?
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Bah, who cares!! Dirty is the way to go!!!
Posted by Head Ditch Digger (Member # 5085) on :
quote: Bah, who cares!! Dirty is the way to go!!!
I don't know, but I find that funny coming from an 18 year old virgin.
[ July 08, 2003, 03:49 PM: Message edited by: Head Ditch Digger ]
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
quote: I find that funny coming from an 18 year old virgin
now where did I hear that one?
Posted by Avadaru (Member # 3026) on :
quote: TS hatrack: die johnny depp!! come on!! die for me!!
I find that amusing.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Posted by Avadaru (Member # 3026) on :
I like that one almost as much as you holding Orlando Bloom close to you, T.
Posted by Ethics Gradient (Member # 878) on :
Well done, Morbo. Yay for you. Posted by Avadaru (Member # 3026) on :
quote: fugu13: yes, you can eat me. But only in a platonic way.
fugu to me, in the chat room
Posted by Hypochrisia (Member # 5384) on :
quote: 1st, don't beat yourself up about the nuts.
cowboyfeng1=Morbo dieting advice in "the Mighty Thor"
Always sound advice.
[ July 09, 2003, 05:24 PM: Message edited by: Hypochrisia ]
Posted by T. Analog Kid (Member # 381) on :
quote:Sex alone is definitely miraculous... - Advice for Robots
edit: is it fitting or ironic (or fittingly ironic?) that this is the 69th post in this thread?
[ July 09, 2003, 05:35 PM: Message edited by: T. Analog Kid ]
Posted by advice for robots (Member # 2544) on :
o_O
Redefining the term "Landmark Post"!
Posted by Ethics Gradient (Member # 878) on :
quote:Tom, just so you know, even if I do become Number One, I'll still feel like Number Two!
Bob_Scopatz in the "Posted the Most." thread.
Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :
quote:Does that mean we'll be *ahem* sleeping together?
J4 to me in an AIM conversation after we both announced at the same time that we were sleepy.
Posted by Rakeesh (Member # 2001) on :
"mackillian: *shakes booty*"
Mack in AIM to yours truly. Not that I blame her. I suppose my overwhelming studiliciousness just makes the ladies break out in booty-dancing. *sigh* It's my cross to bear;)
Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
quote:Where is your little man?
--ludosti
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
"Ten year olds aren't stupid (unless they are)"
-Laurenz0
Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
On the AIM chat:
quote: Ryuko: And by the way, T, don't knock it til you've tried it. T_Smith: Jumping on the tramp naked?
Posted by JaneX (Member # 2026) on :
quote:I'll be the first in line to castrate you.
--Ryuko
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
quote: You can't expect me to go the OTHER side.
--Ralphie
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
Actually, if that's an innuendo, I'm sure most people EXPECT me to go to the 'other side'. Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
"If you percieve that you have a problem with responsibility, God, keep that in mind."
-Ryuko to Godric
Posted by Ophelia (Member # 653) on :
quote:Jon Boy, come here and get in my sandwich.
--saxon75
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
quote: Dangit, Banna beat me.
--wordman, in the Bumper Sticker thread
Posted by Javert Hugo (Member # 3980) on :
quote:I don't touch anything the Boy Scouts see.
--kat
(Don't kill me.)
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
quote: I know, my ample bosomage is too much to bear
--Ryuko, Hatrack chat
Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
quote: Evie3217: Can you make money with it on the streets?
Her first visit to Hatrack chat.
[ August 26, 2003, 02:25 AM: Message edited by: Ryuko ]
Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :
I believe that at the heart of it, everything comes from God. Even my pervy missions--Ryuko HR chat
she's on a mission, folks--don't try to stop her. . .
[ August 26, 2003, 02:29 AM: Message edited by: Morbo ]
Posted by Mr.Funny (Member # 4467) on :
quote: THOR497: A woobie is a blanket that keeps you warm from the cold, and safe from monsters that hide in the bed, and closet but not the attic and cellar.
Posted by hansenj (Member # 4034) on :
quote: No boob could sink me!
Thor, parachat 8/26/03
Posted by * (Member # 4842) on :
quote: saxon75: I've seen some pretty long ones.
- aim chat, ten minutes ago
[ August 26, 2003, 07:14 PM: Message edited by: * ]
Posted by blacwolve (Member # 2972) on :
quote: I certainly wouldn't mind if women felt free to go topless in similar places men went topless -fugu13
Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
quote:I find that a good whack will cure just about anything.
-Chade Fallstar, on Hatrack AIM chat.
Posted by Chade Fallstar (Member # 5581) on :
Hmmm. You give me noogies and then you put me in here? This is not a good night.
Posted by Feyd Baron (Member # 1407) on :
quote: i henceforth forbid you to own and or control any island, regardless of how small it is.
Myr, Hatchat 9/3
Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
;_; (misses you guys)
Posted by Avadaru (Member # 3026) on :
quote: DracoFire87 (11:19:53 PM): to dingle or not to dingle, that is but the question DracoFire87 (11:20:13 PM): whether is is better to dingle freely, or confine your dingle....
-- Human, on AIM
Are you as lost as I was? Maybe this will clear things up.... Posted by Avadaru (Member # 3026) on :
quote: I like a sporker with a slow tong.
-- Ralphie, in AIM hatrack chat
Posted by Avadaru (Member # 3026) on :
"Does it look like I'm lactating to you?"
-- T_Smith, in hatrack chat
Posted by Feyd Baron (Member # 1407) on :
quote: But Eddie, that was spitting, not swallowing.
Ryuko, Hatrack chat
Posted by Toni (Member # 5620) on :
Yeah, we're on a role tonight.
Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
quote: I find feelers really interesting.
Toni, Hatrack chat.
Posted by Toni (Member # 5620) on :
Well, crap.
And I'm sure there are more to come.
::sighs::
Posted by @Ease (Member # 3066) on :
quote:Hobbes tried unsuccessfully to get it up. He promised to try again later on.
Jacare 7/29
Posted by E (Member # 1748) on :
"Okay, woman, it's up."
--Ralpie as Toni on the Hatrack Photo Thread
Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :
quote: Yeah, so my boobs may hang to my waist, but my nipples won't stick out! Cool. I'll stick with the bra and not wear dancing costumes that let it show.
Dead_Horse.
Posted by Papa Moose (Member # 1992) on :
quote:I hope you don't mind, but your wiener was smashed against my chest.
quote:I must be the only one who doesn't like 'em all hot and wet.
quote:I must have come four or five times and it was never working.
quote:We have a whole lot of things that we never touch. They're for the guests.
quote:The bigger it is, the less you feel it.
quote:What you do feel is the vibration. Continuously.
All quotes from Shinda IV: Downtown Shinda. (I remembered to take notes this time.)
--Pop
Posted by Feyd Baron (Member # 1407) on :
quote: oh please, in detail sexual fantasies
Myr, in AIM chat, which seems to get more risque by the day.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
quote: Boon (2:07:30 PM): just try to get me out of my jeans!
-AIM Chat
Posted by Boon (Member # 4646) on :
Posted by T. Analog Kid (Member # 381) on :
quote: I'd love to see Ralphie and Katharina go at it
-Narnia
(of course, who wouldn't?)
Posted by Boon (Member # 4646) on :
quote: It happens, just gotta get into chat and poke people into doing it with you
*, Chat thread.
Turnabout, dear... Posted by * (Member # 4842) on :
I deserved that.
Posted by Avadarrrru (Member # 5702) on :
quote:Primal Curve (10:24:35 PM): grease me up and call me jello!
-- PC in AIM Hatchat
Posted by Feyd Baron (Member # 1407) on :
quote: wow... I so totally read that as "I mean, virgins are publically mobilized."
Eh, I couldn't resist.
T Smith, Hatrack Chat 9-21-03
Posted by Feyd Baron (Member # 1407) on :
quote: we'll never know who gives Freud kinky dreams!
SarcasticMuppet
During Hatrack Chat Trivial Pursuit (or a pause in I should say)
Feyd Baron, DoC
Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
quote: you're just not pitiful enough, god
Rappin' Ronnie Reagan. In AIM Chat
Posted by Emperor Palpatine (Member # 3544) on :
quote:"mmmmmmmmmmmmm.....Willy Wonka"
RRR again in the AIM chat
[ October 01, 2003, 02:49 AM: Message edited by: Emperor Palpatine ]
Posted by Her Royal Sweekiness (Member # 5747) on :
quote: WINDOWS
Rappin Ronnie Regan in AIM chat. I said I'd put it in here if she'd shutup about the windows.
She! She! AAAH!
[ October 01, 2003, 03:05 AM: Message edited by: Her Royal Sweekiness ]
Posted by Rappin' Ronnie Reagan (Member # 5626) on :
YES!!!!! 3 quotes!!! go me go me it's my birthday!!!!
"Heya window, wanna kill all humans?" hehehe, last one, i promise. hmmm....i wonder where my brain went.....
edit: spell my name right, please, sm. reAgan. Jeez.
[ October 01, 2003, 03:16 AM: Message edited by: Rappin' Ronnie Reagan ]
Posted by Shigosei (Member # 3831) on :
quote: On the one hand, it's a transcendental, "ideal" kind of love. On the other hand, ...
-Bob_Scopatz
Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :
quote:She! She! AAAH!
Whoah, RRR is female? I had no idea.
Posted by Rappin' Ronnie Reagan (Member # 5626) on :
quote: Whoah, RRR is female? I had no idea.
What, is it not obvious from my name?
Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
Now you know. Female and with an unhealthy obsession with windows.
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
quote: with an unhealthy obsession with windows
Well, that's easily taken care of.
*defenestrates RRR*
Posted by Rappin' Ronnie Reagan (Member # 5626) on :
quote: *defenestrates RRR*
before looking at dictionary: O.o after: Oww.
Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :
quote:*defenestrates RRR*
I love it! Haven't seen a good defenestration in a long time. I think what we need a Hatrack Branch Office for the Department of Defenestration.
Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
quote: I've had dreams of Hobbes, oddly enough...
T_Smith, Hatrack Chat.
Posted by Rappin' Ronnie Reagan (Member # 5626) on :
quote: mmmmm poke me, baby
Primal Curve, in Hatrack Chat. To me. O.o
Posted by Feyd Baron (Member # 1407) on :
quote: You can only whack your tree so many times a day...
Some unnamed person, in Hatrack Chat of course...
Feyd Baron, DoC
Posted by tonguetied&twisted (Member # 5159) on :
quote: my girlfriend is right under me.
Emp. Aim.
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
quote: I don't rate
--Pat
Sad, really.
Posted by Rappin' Ronnie Reagan (Member # 5626) on :
quote: don't stop baby, don't stop
Beren (aka vwiggin69 ::winkwink:: ) , in Hatrack Chat.
[ October 05, 2003, 03:44 AM: Message edited by: Rappin' Ronnie Reagan ]
Posted by Beren One Hand (Member # 3403) on :
quote: i'll come at you from behind, baby
RRR in Star Wars Trivia chat. Posted by Godric (Member # 4587) on :
Annie (from AIM chat):
quote:annieshakira (20:47:04 PM): ... he decided to ask me today in front of a large group of people if I had a pizza box in my pants or if I was just happy to see him
Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
quote: Ryuko17: I just got back from a drag show! Asexualism 101 has entered the room.
Hehehe....
Posted by Papa Moose (Member # 1992) on :
quote:. . . he proved that old guys can still do it. Age discrimination took one right in the chin.
Ron Lambert, Baseball thread. Sorry -- I thought it was funny, but I have a sick mind....
Posted by Rappin' Ronnie Reagan (Member # 5626) on :
quote: I like my sex just the way it is, thanks
Annie. In Hatrack Chat. hehehe
Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
quote:I also use toilet paper
--mack
Hey, what a coincidence--me too!
Posted by Megachirops (Member # 4325) on :
That's not exactly out of context.
Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
Sure it is--in context, she's talking about putting toilet paper down on the toilet seat before she uses it. Out of context, she's bragging about the fact that she wipes her ass.
Posted by Megachirops (Member # 4325) on :
Meh.
Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
quote:Meh ( P ) Pronunciation Key (meh) n.
An admission, usually made to one of vastly superior intellect, that one's own point was invalid.
Why thank you Icarus!
[Edited to add the word "vastly", which somehow didn't make it in when I copied that definition from what I assure you is a reputable and well respected online dictionary.]
[ October 17, 2003, 01:36 PM: Message edited by: Noemon ]
Posted by HollowEarth (Member # 2586) on :
my one roomate to the other: "Put your adapter in promiscuous mode."
Posted by Tristan (Member # 1670) on :
quote:hummm . . . He comes all the time. They are just usually private rather than public events.
kacard speaking of OSC. Brought to my attention by an anonymous party.
[ October 20, 2003, 04:12 PM: Message edited by: Tristan ]
Posted by narrativium (Member # 3230) on :
quote:either shut up, or come here and give me some
Raia, in chat
Posted by JonnyNotSoBravo (Member # 5715) on :
quote:GO COCKS!
--ApostleRadio
Fittingly enough, this was said in a conversation about football...
Posted by MyrddinFyre (Member # 2576) on :
He just likes saying that Posted by narrativium (Member # 3230) on :
quote:as soon as i'm done eating my meatballs, i'm going to bed.
Kwsni, in chat
Posted by narrativium (Member # 3230) on :
quote:I have to work on sarah's sausages.
Kwsni, in chat
Posted by JonnyNotSoBravo (Member # 5715) on :
quote:Rakeesh wrote: More simply put, you take your life in your hands when you pick someone to violate. They might be a sheep or they might be a ram.
- in the Ender and the Revolution thread. I thought it was hilarious that when he was trying to be all serious, he was talking about violating sheep and rams. Posted by Papa Moose (Member # 1992) on :
quote:I also did well with making the two balls the same size...
--Farmgirl, Senses quiz Posted by Farmgirl (Member # 5567) on :
I KNEW as soon as I wrote that, that probably someone couldn't let it pass....
but never figured it'd be you!
FG
Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
Pops has his mind in the gutter. Posted by Papa Moose (Member # 1992) on :
Actually, I assumed you were quite aware of what you'd written, and that that was the reason for the ellipsis.
My mind is in the gutter, yes, but only because of its omnipresence. I can think high lofty thoughts at the exact same time that I'm noticing all the things people write that belong in this thread. The gutter thoughts are just simpler to post. No, really.
--Pop
Posted by Farmgirl (Member # 5567) on :
I use ellipsis in almost every post of mine, haven't you noticed?
It has something to do with my thought processes working that way. Like some songs that just fade off at the end..... and never really end.
Farmgirl
Posted by Papa Moose (Member # 1992) on :
What I'm saying is that I thought the reason for your thought processes to be working that way in that sentence was because you were fully aware of how it would sound out of context, not that I think any sentence using ellipses is or contains a double-entendre. Heck, I use ellipses all the time, and, um....
Posted by MyrddinFyre (Member # 2576) on :
quote: mackillian: bowing near sex gods could be dangerous. MaccabeusTheMad: Er...good point.
Not so much out of context as just hilarious. Ah, Hatrack Chat, how I love thee.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
"I would totally wear a tinfoil hat while doing it."
-pH, chat
Posted by Koga (Member # 5646) on :
This is actually pretty much in context, but still it seemed funny to me.
quote: fugu13 (8:02:30 PM): I sometimes wish i would score
-Hatrack chat
Posted by pH (Member # 1350) on :
IceDragon60: Bam! Lets do some pollination! IceDragon60: I'll put my pistol in your stamen.
From chat.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
Actually I don't wonder how it happened, I'm pretty sure someone just couldn't find one so they made a new one instead of searching, but still explains why I kept thinking there were posts in this thread and then couldn't find them. Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
quote:Heh. And Pop once more demonstrates why I'm attracted to him.
Lalo at last admits his feelings for Papa Moose in the Edward = Teddy thread.
Posted by Shan (Member # 4550) on :
Not so much Out of Context, but still really random and funny.
[ February 03, 2004, 03:06 PM: Message edited by: PSI Teleport ]
Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
"Yeah, the which between system and tends should be a that."
Kat, in the Is "quiestic" a word thread (although she's now gone back in and put in quotation marks that make that sentence make a lot more sense, when she first typed it it was pretty much a word salad.
Posted by Papa Moose (Member # 1992) on :
quote:The reason being that I am quite a bit older than you, and it is a simple fact of life that I can't push my body as hard and as fast as I used to. I don't want to risk serious injury by doing so. I can't pretend to be 18 anymore, now that I'm over 40. My 18 year old son is a great "coach" for me, extremely demanding, but. . . .
--Farmgirl, Marathon dreams. It took me a while to decide where to begin and end the quotation, too -- it was like a marathon in itself. *smile*
Posted by narrativium (Member # 3230) on :
::bump::
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
quote: Ruth beats me often enough that I have to enjoy it while it lasts.
quote:Dave didn't think it would grow to that size
Ben, in AIM chat
Posted by Frisco (Member # 3765) on :
quote:Mr Pointy has started to look seductively appealing.
From CT, who should really know better.
Posted by Frisco (Member # 3765) on :
quote:i think ruth might be onto something. or ophelia.
Jon Boy will not be pleased.
Or maybe he'll be very pleased.
Posted by Ophelia (Member # 653) on :
Jon, keep your wife under control!
Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
i assure you, frisco, there is no insult i can think of worse than quoting me on this vile imposter thread. Posted by T. Analog Kid (Member # 381) on :
quote: Slash the Berserker (who may eat you -- just sit back and enjoy it)
CT in her new FAQ
[ March 04, 2004, 11:08 AM: Message edited by: T. Analog Kid ]
Posted by jexx (Member # 3450) on :
I'll take all comers.
mack in the ChoppedLiver thread.
Of course, that *may* have been IN context.
PS--mack, you are ruining my delicate post count. Stop being funny.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
Dang! Jexx beat me to it!
Posted by jexx (Member # 3450) on :
Ha!
I beat Bob_Scopatz at something!
Gloating about it is worth damaging my delicate post count.
*grin*
I'd like to thank Bob_Scopatz for this opportunity to shine in the Hatrack Spotlight of One-Upmanship, and most importantly, I would like to thank mack for giving me the quote that got me here.
*bows and wipes a tear*
Posted by Valentine014 (Member # 5981) on :
quote: "When I push down on it or wiggle it there's slight pain."
quote:"Seems like after a while, you would beat me as much as I beat you"
-Xavier in private chat
Posted by Book (Member # 5500) on :
quote: Stabnacious isn't a word. But it should be.
Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :
mackillian Member Member # 586
posted April 07, 2004 08:07 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I would've taken more than his finger. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I thought you were taken, mack.....
Posted by keedokes (Member # 6301) on :
quote:me too.....i just wanted to pop in.....
Kwea in Hatrack Chat
Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :
Kwea says the funniest things in chat... Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :
seen DaGoat12345: I never got it either. My parents just used a toilet paper tube and a dough roller (or whatever the technical name for that is). that tt kiwi: !!
Posted by Valentine014 (Member # 5981) on :
It's a small, delicate thing anyway. If you played with it, you might've broken it.
-Lalo in chat
Posted by Zotto! (Member # 4689) on :
quote:TT&T on AIM:
Well, I will just have to measure you when I meet you.
And I, for my part, will not complain a bit.
Posted by Zotto! (Member # 4689) on :
Whoops. This is the imposter thread, isn't it. Sorry, celia! *snort*
Posted by Taalcon (Member # 839) on :
quote: *gropes around in the dark for the secret latch*
quote: BannaOj: I think my shred went to a good cause
chatting
Posted by WheatPuppet (Member # 5142) on :
"If I had Paul The German in my class and I didn't think he was dumb as a brick, then I'd ask him for help, if I thought I needed it. Except that he's dumb as a brick. And he's not in my classes."
Posted by narrativium (Member # 3230) on :
quote:we had an orgy with megans dog ^^
Myr in chat
Posted by MEC (Member # 2968) on :
that's....kinky....I guess....
Posted by Zotto! (Member # 4689) on :
Kylie, over AIM:
quote:I hate seeing that come up!
Just keep saying hurtful, emotionally scarring things like that and it won't bother you. *pout*
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
*LAUGH* Posted by narrativium (Member # 3230) on :
quote:It's true, skillery. Rivka has never shaved while straddling an electric blue scooter.
fallow, in "Oil at an ALL TIME high."
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
Y'know, that one didn't make much more sense in context. Posted by Valentine014 (Member # 5981) on :
quote: mackillian: so I said "Sarah, want my pickle?"
-chat
Posted by Nick (Member # 4311) on :
quote: Hey, where's the porn.
-Ralphie, In here. Posted by JonnyNotSoBravo (Member # 5715) on :
quote:If you had no clue about your origins and you heard from a rich, world-class scientist who spoke your native language and knew where you came from, wouldn't you hang around and pump him for everything you could? Hell, intern with him for the summer or something.
- Chris Bridges, in the Smallville-- That's TWO! thread. It seems Chris wants Clark to go all Monica on Christopher Reeve... Posted by JonnyNotSoBravo (Member # 5715) on :
quote:It takes a lot of hard work, patience, and persistence, my dear goat. But it pays off. She stopped thwapping me once I got the hang of it.
- Zotto! in the Scattered Impressions (landmark) thread.
Posted by Damien (Member # 5611) on :
quote: Did I mention I am applying for a lateral position that is a little less stressful and a lot more fun?
Shan, trying to lighten up... Posted by narrativium (Member # 3230) on :
[post deleted by reason of redundancy]
[ June 04, 2004, 06:20 PM: Message edited by: narrativium ]
Posted by Taalcon (Member # 839) on :
Oh, that's real nice. Bring the old OOC thread back from the dead and don't tell me. Really appreciate that. Thanks.
Posted by Taalcon (Member # 839) on :
quote:*pulls recently darned sock garment over relevent appendage and attempts to make emotive gestures*
Fallow, 'Ender's Game Movie' (on the Other Side)
Posted by Rappin' Ronnie Reagan (Member # 5626) on :
eek... it's the imposter ooc thread.
Posted by JonnyNotSoBravo (Member # 5715) on :
quote:Other people have mentioned being expertly pegged by Tom, and having the same reaction. But we still love him.
- Olivetta, in the DarnYouTomDavidson thread. Chris Bridges should really get the credit for finding this one OOC.
[ August 03, 2004, 06:20 PM: Message edited by: JonnyNotSoBravo ]
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
"Let me go on the record of saying that there's a vast difference between an inch of skin and butt- and boob-cleavage."
OK, PSIT. You are now officially on record.
Posted by breyerchic04 (Member # 6423) on :
Allegra: or maybe he is always drilling
on AIM today
Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :
Hey! If you quote me on the imposter thread celia will kill me in my sleep.
Posted by Temposs (Member # 6032) on :
Here's a nice one, and the first post here in a while. It's from the chat room, and Paul pointed it out himself :
Paul McCabe87: dont worry, i promise to do her right and marry her
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