Left: (my left) coming along quite nicely. Nice and thick
Right: (my right) not quite up to par with left, but acceptable. A little less dense that left
[ January 13, 2020, 02:26 PM: Message edited by: Rudolph ]
Posted by martha (Member # 141) on :
Still not king??
Posted by Toretha (Member # 2233) on :
martha-LOL!
Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :
*snort* Daily, indeed. It's been two days. I want my money back.
Posted by Rudolph (Member # 3236) on :
Left: (my left) coming along quite nicely. Nice and thick
Right: (my right) not quite up to par with left, but acceptable. A little less dense that left
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
What's wrong with sideburns!?
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
It's been ten days, and that's all the update we get? That's not even an update. You just said the same thing again!
Posted by Rudolph (Member # 3236) on :
Left: (my left) coming along so well I actually had to trim it up
Right: (my right) still a little sparse for my tastes, but I haven't gotten any complaints yet...
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
I think we deserve a bit more quantification in the results. How long are the hairs? What is the length (below the top of the ear/skull attachment point) of these sideburns? Are the hairs curly or straight (measure the # of 360 degree turns per inch of hair growth).
Also, do you have any of those "fly hairs" growing in? The superthick ones that stick straight out...
Posted by Rudolph (Member # 3236) on :
I shaved 'em off!!!!
Posted by Rudolph (Member # 3236) on :
just kidding!!!!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Rudolph (Member # 3236) on :
[revive]
Posted by Primal Curve (Member # 3587) on :
Heh.
I believe my sideburns to be better than yours. I'm sure of it, in fact.
Posted by Snarky (Member # 4406) on :
Come on, Rudolph! Don't leave us hanging. How are the sideburns coming?
Posted by Primal Curve (Member # 3587) on :
I want pictures!
Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :
Perelandra DOES have some nice sideburns. Posted by Snarky (Member # 4406) on :
Here are some sideburns for ya!
Posted by Primal Curve (Member # 3587) on :
Nice sideburns, dude.
Posted by Primal Curve (Member # 3587) on :
Thanks. I shaved them off a month ago or so... I missed them while they grew back.
Yours are good for being so short Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :
It's not the...
no, I'm not going there. Posted by Snarky (Member # 4406) on :
Unfortunately, the BYU dress and grooming standards don't allow me to grow them past my earlobe or onto my cheeks. 'Cause otherwise, I'd definitely grow some big Wolverine-style chops.
Posted by Primal Curve (Member # 3587) on :
Oh yeah. My conservative christian high school was the same way. The minute I graduated, I grew full-blown chops. I had them down to my chin, baby! Posted by Silas (Member # 5220) on :
Yes, the Hugh Jackman look. Anyone else notice through that whole movie that the stubble on his chin stayed the same?
Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :
Alas, my sideburns are no more. They disappeared down my bathroom sink this morning.
Farewell, sideburns! Perhaps we shall meet again some day!
Posted by Rudolph (Member # 3236) on :
I slipped shaving and messed up one side, so then I had to trim both sides up a little
I'll get some pictures up after they are back to normal
sorry for the wait, I know that you all have really been looking forward to the pics, but good things come to those who wait patience is a virtue time flies when you're having fun so have fun and they'll be here before you know it!
YEAH!
[ June 23, 2003, 10:00 AM: Message edited by: Rudolph ]
Posted by Rudolph (Member # 3236) on :
the 'burns are totally back in full-fledged power!!!!!!!
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
This thread demonstrates why it's an amazing time to be at Hatrack.
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
It took you three months to grow your sideburns back in?
Posted by Rudolph (Member # 3236) on :
no i just never got around to replying!!!!
Posted by Rudolph (Member # 3236) on :
ha!
Posted by Rudolph (Member # 3236) on :
I love sideburns
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
Your sideburn report is a little less than daily, Rudolph.
Posted by Rudolph (Member # 3236) on :
sorry man...no one's perfect...
anyway i just did a major sideburn trim yesterday in case anyone was wondering..actually more of a thinning out....you guys know what I mean!
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
Boy howdy do I know what you mean!
Posted by Rudolph (Member # 3236) on :
sweet dude!!!!
I love sideburns!!!!
Posted by HollowEarth (Member # 2586) on :
this thread is really bizarre. But i'm willing to bet that my burns own yours.
Posted by Rudolph (Member # 3236) on :
hey man chill out it's not a competition......
we should be sideburn-sporting friends not facial hair foes!!!!
Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :
Seriously, man, I think you better watch it; you're looking down the barrel of a false advertisement lawsuit.
Posted by BannaOj (Member # 3206) on :
For you college football fans out there, the TV announcers were making fun of Kyle Orton's sideburns every time he took of his helmet. Kyle is the Purdue QB. I suspect his sideburns would have made every participant in this thread turn green with envy.
AJ
Posted by Rudolph (Member # 3236) on :
There does that title suit you guys better??
Posted by Der Grammatikfuehrer (Member # 5015) on :
Oh, good. Now it's just a contradiction. Either it's daily or it isn't. You can't keep having it both ways. Sooner or later, you have to own up to the fact that your sideburn report is as sparse as your sideburns.
Posted by Rudolph (Member # 3236) on :
MY SIDEBURNS AREN'T SPARSE AND NEITHER IS MY REPORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Posted by BannaOj (Member # 3206) on :
((Rudolph)) you add spice to hatrack.
AJ
Posted by Rudolph (Member # 3236) on :
thanks!
Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :
What kind of spice? Like wasabi? Or maybe paprika?
I tell ya, if he adds Chinese Five Spice, I'd rather he were left out of the wok.
Garlic, though... Garlic I can get behind.
Posted by BannaOj (Member # 3206) on :
Well I personally liked the "daily sideburn report" title and the randomness with which it was updated. But I love irony.
Maybe the appropriate neutral title would be "Sideburns Today"
AJ
Posted by Rudolph (Member # 3236) on :
Today i licked my finger and then i was twirling my sideburns like those evil guys in movies do and......
i laughed for a long time then like the evil guys do
also, how do you guys like the new title?? i think i'm probably going to change the title everytime I make the report
and keep ya'll guessing!!!
Posted by Rudolph (Member # 3236) on :
In case anyone was wondering, the second picture from the site above is the closest to my 'burns, except for mine just go straight down instead of doing the little "L" shaped thing....
and no, I don't use that product to groom my sideburns, I use the good old-fashioned way of just looking at them!!!!!
[ November 23, 2003, 07:58 AM: Message edited by: Rudolph ]
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
It's a sad day when men must rely on silly template thingies to get good sideburns.
Posted by Rudolph (Member # 3236) on :
I agree man
I also just love sideburns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Rudolph (Member # 3236) on :
ENMJOYSSSSSSSSSS
Posted by Rudolph (Member # 3236) on :
ON THIS MERRY CHRISTMAS DAY I PAY HOMAGE TO THE PHATTEST SIDEBURNS EVER TO GRACE THE WORLD: SANTA CLAUS, ST. NICK, KRIS KRINGLE PRINGLE SHINGLE, THE BIG FAT GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yes, you see St. Nicholas' beard is actually a huge overgrown sideburns that meet in the middle
MERRY SIDEBURN CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
And a happy sideburn new year!
Posted by Rudolph (Member # 3236) on :
AND A MERRY CHANAKUHIA Posted by Rudolph (Member # 3236) on :
WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE SIDEBURN SPORTING SUPERSTAR YA'LL???????? Posted by Rudolph (Member # 3236) on :
mineISsantaCLAUS
OMGOSH I"M THE FUNNIEST PERSON IN THIS WHOLE BOARD!!!!!!!!
it has this cool guy who just qrites funny stuff like quips and anecdotes and they're really funny!
Posted by Rudolph (Member # 3236) on :
HEY JUST THOUGHT I'D BUMP MY SIDEBURN TOPIC UP TO THE TOP AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!
MY 'BURNS ARE STILL ROCKIN' WITH NO SIGN OF SURRENDER IN THE FUTURE!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Rudolph (Member # 3236) on :
THE DSR IS BACK BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my burns are STILL going strong in case anyone was wondering Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :
How about now? Still going good?
Posted by Rudolph (Member # 3236) on :
heck yeah the return of the DSR part 2!!!!!!!!!
the burns are doin AWESOME.
i had to trim them up for a play i was in this summer. so they're about parallel to my mouth now. but they're still as sweet and burn-rific as ever.
YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by BannaOj (Member # 3206) on :
woo hoo (I can't help it, I'm not into sideburns but this is one of my favorite all-time hatrack threads!)
AJ
Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :
You know, I do love this thread, but I have to say that I feel kind of gypped by how non-daily it is.
Posted by Rudolph (Member # 3236) on :
ok since i've been getting some criticism for not updating this very often i'm going to try to do a better job of updating it more regularly.
i trimmed the good ole burns up yesterday. they were getting a little long. but they're cool now.
so DON'T WORRY!!!!!
Posted by Allegra (Member # 6773) on :
I don't see any of the pictures that were promised.
Posted by Rudolph (Member # 3236) on :
i'm working on it!!! i'm a busy college student give me a break.
and i never promised pictures!!!! yet. but now i am promising.
I WILL GET PICTURES UP SOMETIME. I PROMISE>
Posted by Rudolph (Member # 3236) on :
whoa. whoa. a lot has happened in good old burn land.
i shaved them all off. (gasp! yes it's true...i was temporarily burn-less)
i grew a beard.
i shaved the beard off and left the burns.
so now everything is pretty much back to normal, the burns are back and as strong as ever.
YAY!
Posted by Rudolph (Member # 3236) on :
iiiiiiit's BACK!
well i'm sure you will all be happy to know that i STILL have the burns. they are still burning as strong as ever.
[ May 08, 2005, 03:46 AM: Message edited by: Rudolph ]
Posted by Rudolph (Member # 3236) on :
no one even CARES!?!?!?!?
Posted by foundling (Member # 6348) on :
I care. I care deeply....
Posted by Rudolph (Member # 3236) on :
thanks you foundling
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
Lookin' good, my sideburned friend.
Posted by Primal Curve (Member # 3587) on :
I don't know. I see sideburns, and I see unshaven face. I do believe my sideburns are superior and will always be so.
Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :
PC does have some amazing sideburns.
Rudolph, you've got nice eyes, it's good to see them not with glasses.
And honestly, when I saw your sideburns, I thought "Those are pretty good, but nothing compared to Glynn's."
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
Primal Curve's sideburns make my sideburns tremble in fear.
Posted by Primal Curve (Member # 3587) on :
I need to update the supposedly "new" pictures on foobonic. They're ancient.
Posted by Rudolph (Member # 3236) on :
I STILL HAVE MY SIDEBURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HUZZAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Allegra (Member # 6773) on :
That is good to hear
Posted by Rudolph (Member # 3236) on :
burns burns burns...they're still here on my face.
Posted by Primal Curve (Member # 3587) on :
My sideburns are endless.
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
Long time no see, Rudolph. Good to see you're keeping the sideburn lovin' alive.
Posted by Avatar300 (Member # 5108) on :
This thread isn't about Joe Mauer?
Posted by Rudolph (Member # 3236) on :
the burns are going strong....AS STRONG AS EVER
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Posted by Rudolph (Member # 3236) on :
guess what???????????????????!?!?!??!??!?!?
I STILL HAVE THE SIDEBURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
congrats to me!
Posted by mr_porteiro_head (Member # 4644) on :
I have new sideburns and have lost the goatee.
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
What is with all the beard-shaving!?! Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
I still have my goatee.
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
Posted by Dr Strangelove (Member # 8331) on :
It's just that time of year.
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
Cold weather = time to shave?
Gotta explain that one to me.
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
My goatee does very little to keep my face warm, to be honest. And really, it's my nose and ears that are the problem.
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
Some people grow hair in those too. Posted by El JT de Spang (Member # 7742) on :
I am currently devoid of all facial hair.
Well, not *all*. I do need to shave, so I have a 3-4 days beard. But I'm shaving tonight.
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
quote:Originally posted by rivka: Some people grow hair in those too.
Yes, but it'll be a while before it happens to me, and it still probably wouldn't help much.
Posted by Primal Curve (Member # 3587) on :
<has a beard>
Posted by Rudolph (Member # 3236) on :
HEY EVERYONE!!!!!
I STILL GOT THE BURNS BABY!
I SHAVE MY FACE A LOT NOW>>>>>BUT NOT THE BURNS
I WILL HAVE THEM FOREVER I THINK
I LOVE YOU
MAYBE I'LL GROW A MUSTACHE???????
Posted by Rudolph (Member # 3236) on :
WELL HELLO THERE FRIENDSYS!
guess guess guess what?
sideburns are still on my face! pretty long and thick lately. BUT I LIKE 'EM AND SO DOES ME GIRLFRIEND.
MISS YOU GUYS>>>>>>BUHBYE!
Posted by Rudolph (Member # 3236) on :
MERRY holidays everyone who's reading this.
HappY christmas from my sideburns. I STILL HAVE THEM.
SOMEONE POST SOMETHING PLEASE TO PROVE THAT I EXIST
Posted by Rudolph (Member # 3236) on :
WHOOOOOOOO THREE PAGES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!! !!! !! ! Posted by SenojRetep (Member # 8614) on :
Do the sideburns offset your very shiny nose?
Merry Christmas, Rudolph (and Rudolph's sideburns).
Posted by Rudolph (Member # 3236) on :
Well, friends, it's almost the five year anniversary of the Daily Sideburn Report. I have to say, it's been anything but daily. But I do still have the sideburns. It's pretty amazing that I've had sideburns straight for five years. I have a beard right now as well, a product of my laziness. I wonder if I'll ever remove the sideburns. I don't know right now. When I created this thread, I was a junior in high school. Now I am graduating from college. Aside from learning a few things, my sideburns have gotten much thicker. I love you all, thank you for reading this. I will continue to keep you all updated about the status of my sideburns. XOXO --Rudolph
Posted by Alcon (Member # 6645) on :
*grin* I'm glad you're still posting in this thread Rudolph. Makes me grin every time it wanders back up to the front page Posted by Mike (Member # 55) on :
Ditto. Posted by Rudolph (Member # 3236) on :
Sideburn Haiku
Have my degree now Graduated from college But not from sideburns
Posted by Rudolph (Member # 3236) on :
Married with Sideburns:
Four months ago I was married. I proudly wore my sideburns as my bride walked down the aisle. Thank you Hatrack for letting me share my life with you through sideburns.
I LOVE YOU ALL
Posted by Rudolph (Member # 3236) on :
Married with Sideburns:
Four months ago I was married. I proudly wore my sideburns as my bride walked down the aisle. Thank you Hatrack for letting me share my life with you through sideburns.
I LOVE YOU ALL
Posted by Alcon (Member # 6645) on :
Congrats!!
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
Congrats!
You should really change the thread title. Posted by Rudolph (Member # 3236) on :
WHAT UP HATRACK!?!?!??!?!?
still got the burns, everybody, DON'T WORRY
it's really pretty incredible that this thread has existed for nearly EIGHT YEARS.
and even more incredible that my sideburns have existed for OVER EIGHT YEARS. (with one brief hiatus for no-shave-november festivities)
does this make me ultra-COOL or ultra-LAME?
either way, THE BURNS ARE GOING STRONG BABY!
and speaking of babies, no, there are no sideburn-sporting babies on the way yet for the rudolph clan. BUT rest assured that whenever the time comes, they will spring from the womb with fully grown BURNS! (male or female)
XOXO
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
quote:Originally posted by Rudolph: BUT rest assured that whenever the time comes, they will spring from the womb with fully grown BURNS! (male or female)
Now there's a scary thought.
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
This is one of my all-time favorite threads. I'm sad that I missed the sideburn haiku a couple years back.
Good to see you again, Rudolph. Glad to hear you're keeping the sideburn love alive.
Posted by Juxtapose (Member # 8837) on :
How long are the sideburns now?
Posted by Rudolph (Member # 3236) on :
HI ERRBODY....GUESS WHAT....
I STILL GOT THE 'BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They've been incorporated into a beard as of late, but I still consider them to be SIDEBURNS.
LOVE Y'ALL XOXOXOXOX
Posted by twinky (Member # 693) on :
I have somehow never seen this thread before in almost 10 years of bumps.
Posted by Rakeesh (Member # 2001) on :
Likewise!
Posted by BlackBlade (Member # 8376) on :
I know! I was like wuh????
Posted by jebus202 (Member # 2524) on :
Hatrack has gotten a lot less silly in the past 10 years.
Posted by Mr. Y (Member # 11590) on :
That is due to The Colonel.
Posted by Rudolph (Member # 3236) on :
Well well well what have we here. It's your daily sideburn report!
Yep, still have the burns. They're surrounded by a friendly beard, but a 'burn's a 'burn as long as the world turns.
Can't believe this amazing thread is still going "strong" after nearly TWELVE YEARS! YOWZA
Posted by Stone_Wolf_ (Member # 8299) on :
I am posting in this thread.
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
I had a beard once. Well, twice, actually.
*moment of silence*
I still have my sideburns, though.
Keep up the good work, Rudolph.
Posted by Stone_Wolf_ (Member # 8299) on :
I've had my berns for...they can vote & buy tobacco.
Posted by Rudolph (Member # 3236) on :
WELP HERE WE GO>>>>>>>>UPDATE TIME
still have burns....and a beard.....so yep, it's all good.
ALMOST THE THIRTEEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF THE DAILY SIDEBURN REPORT
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
Goodness. Has it really been thirteen years already?
Posted by ZachC (Member # 12709) on :
This is really great. I can't imagine keeping a regular report of anything for 13 years, let alone my facial hair.
Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :
Native-American sideburn report: My husband is still waiting for his to come in.
Posted by Heisenberg (Member # 13004) on :
Do the sideburns not get absorbed into the beard, therefore eliminating them as sovereign facial hair?
Fun story. First thing I did in high school after I found out I could grow honest to god for realsies facial hair was to grow the biggest, most hideous sideburns that Wolverine would be proud of.
Teenagers are stupid.
Posted by Rudolph (Member # 3236) on :
SIDEBURNS ARE A BEARD< BEARD ARE A SIDEBURN< ONE NATION< INDIVISIBLE WITH LIBERTY AND SIDEBURN FOR ALL
PEACE LOVE AND BURNS YALL KEEP IT BURNIN
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
Posted by PanaceaSanans (Member # 13395) on :
This... is puzzling. Delightful. Another Hatrack curio I had not encountered yet. Fifteen years... I am very much impressed.
Posted by Bokonon (Member # 480) on :
There's the 16-year-old post on the other side
But yeah, how had I not seen this, how had I forgotten?!?
Posted by Rudolph (Member # 3236) on :
NOT MUCH TIME FOR UPDATE TODAY SORRY. JUST WANTED TO SAY STILL GOT THE BURNS STILL GOT THE BEARD. LOVE AND SMOOCHES EVRRYBODY
Posted by MarekAgain (Member # 13484) on :
odd that these threads are suddenly reviving, odd but cool
Posted by Rudolph (Member # 3236) on :
FEEL!
THE !
BURN!
FEELTHEBURN!
FEEEEEEELTHEEEEEEEEBUUUUUURN!!!!
FEEL THE BERN BABY!
Posted by Heffaji (Member # 3669) on :
I could feel the burn from beyond the forum!
Posted by ZachC (Member # 12709) on :
I come back four years later and my last post is right there. The burn is slow and steady, and greater for it.
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
I really hope we get at least one more sideburn report from Rudolph before the forum shuts down.
As for me, my sideburns have been superseded by a beard, and I'm very pleased with how it looks, even though it's starting to get some gray in it.
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