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or because I missed it and had entirely too much playing it the last time it appeared. Who can forget Yebor's head being used as the Ball for a while while Patrick (or was that before I teased enough about his gender that he decided to change it from Pat) slid around in his multi purpose Bug suit.......................
Calvin Ball
Rwemember the only rule is that there are no rules but the rules keep changing all the time so who can really tell what the hell is going on.
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Yebor Retrieves his eyes puts both of them in one socket and then magically produces a robotic eye for the other socket.
Uses special ability of new eye to try and figure out if what the heck the androginous PAT is.
Nope no luck
Welcomes his old compatriot ludisto to the game
trips her causing her bowels to violently project the flags. The combination of flags and bowel hardware makes the ball reappear scoring a point for robey
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Fresh from humorous intellectual stimulation and contemplating "Favors" does the safety dance, the mashed potato, and moonwalks past the other players inciting their ire,envy, and admiration while enciting a near riot from his contigent of female fans in the stands.
2 year olds are so easy to humor
treating the ball like a hackey sack he kicks it in the air unzipps his parachute pants pocket does a 720 spin lets the ball fall into it zippes it up and runs for the goal hole on the left side of the arena but on the right side of the 3D time and space field.
Using his robotic eye he scans his right side for defenders while his two eyes in the other socket argue over who gets toi wink at the redhead standing in the corner looking at me. As usual the blind eye blindsides the good one and winks away in the wrong direction giving a very old lonely and desperate man hope for the first time in 80 years.
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Robey sensing no one wants to play starts singing the national Anthem hoping patriotism will get people into the spirt of the game.
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sarcasticmuppet gives Yebor a silencing charm and takes possession of the ball, running toward the goal with it hidden under her sweater.
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sarcasticmuppet kicks jehovoid in the nads in retaliation of the "wardrobe malfunction" move, retakes posession of the ball, and scores ten points.
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jehovoid has realization that only someone who looks like Justin Timberlake can get away with "wardrobe malfunctions." Curses.
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please excuse me while I send out an order for a better robotic eye.
Meanwhile the two in the other socket seem to be done arguing.
Robey pops the left in the right eye and the right in the wrong eye. On second thought he pulls out the wrong eye and uses it as the new ball. He throws it to his imaginary teammater but realiuzes too late that some one has brought a bludger bat. Much to his chagrine he senses the one good eye he had "left" explode into a million goey pieces. Now he must try to find some way to use to a blind eye to ordering two robotic eyes.
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Sarcasticmuppet gains posession of the ball, paints a tunnel on a cliff face and runs through it. Yebor runs toward her to retrieve the ball, and suffers numberous injuries from running into a solid cliff face.
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Takes her pill coated with chocolate (to make it go down better) because she was only mostly dead - and gets up, puts on her holocaust cloak and runs with flames streaming out the back, toward a flag in the distance
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anti-chris Gets ten points for unmitigated rolling.
Robey wakes up after being passed out for three and a half years finds that the ball was hidden in the grass under his belly the whole time so shadowmaker did not claim a complete victory.
Wipes dust off of robotic eyes and puts the ball back in play
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Teleports into the center of the field with a flash of lightening, then begins moonwalking around the field, shooting beams of light from his white-gloved fist.
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Ducks under beams of light, then begins singing the lyrics of Billy Joel's We Didn't Start the Fire to the tune of the National Anthem. Idly wonders where the ball is.
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saves ball from being pulverized by a beam of light. Grabs a bunch of grass and stuffs it in ears to ward off some off key singing of one of billy joels worst songs. Not the worst but close. Throws ball and hits raventheif in the back of the head
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Catches ball on the rebpound by doing a double backflip triple gianer into a 160 degree nosedive. Throws ball to anyone willing to play this damn game.
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steals the second half of Belle's sandwich, glorying in his sneakiness (until he realizes it was a tuna salad sandwich, which he promptly throws into the face of robey. somehow manages to run flailing pat the goal line scoring 2 points, but losing 13 due to food-related infractions.
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rubs back of head, then rewires the clock to show random times left in random quarters for the remainder of the game. accidentally wires the ball in sequence with several LED's.
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After nearly two months of scouring the area finds the ball. Sneaks off with it while no one is looking.
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After Three years Of Tracking finaly tackles Shawshank and waves in victory. Bell Rings Signalling the end of the first sixth quarter
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quote:Originally posted by Yebor1: After Three years Of Tracking finaly tackles Shawshank and waves in victory. Bell Rings Signalling the end of the first sixth quarter
Gracious French judge of East German descent rules Yebor1's tackle to be an illegal use of ACME products and hands the medal to the team of amoeba lounging on the grounds.
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