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Topic: Who would win in a fight?
Rico
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posted July 27, 2005 01:06 AM
Who would win in a fight, cavemen or astronauts? (guess where it's from and you get a cookie!) Seriously though, who do you think would win? Assuming the astronauts had no tools or advanced equipment I think they would still be able to beat the cavemen. True, the cavemen are probably in better physical shape because their survival depends on it on a daily basis but I believe the astronauts could use their advanced intelligence to craft weapons out of the environment. Plus, they have spiffy space suits to cushion the blows! Let the battle be joined!
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Portabello
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posted July 27, 2005 01:08 AM
quote: Plus, they have spiffy space suits to cushion the blows! Just because you are an astronaut doesn't mean you are always wearing a space suit. After all, I'm a professional nerd, and I don't always wear my pocket protector.
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AntiCool
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posted July 27, 2005 01:09 AM
I saw this episode. Captain Kirk totally won.
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Rico
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posted July 27, 2005 01:10 AM
Don't you wish you did though? Oh and MPH I'm not so sure about you winning, judging by your name you might require some assembly beforehand.
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Tante Shvester
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posted July 27, 2005 01:10 AM
Who would win in a fight, Stair Master or Ticket Master?
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mr_porteiro_head
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posted July 27, 2005 01:10 AM
quote: I saw this episode. Captain Kirk totally won.
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Tante Shvester
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posted July 27, 2005 01:12 AM
quote: Originally posted by AntiCool: I saw this episode. Captain Kirk totally won. That wasn't a caveman; that was a lizard man. Who was also a space man, from the ship of lizard folk.
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neo-dragon
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posted July 27, 2005 01:14 AM
You owe me a cookie; it's from Angel. And with no weapons or technology, cavemen would win without a doubt.
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beverly
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posted July 27, 2005 01:16 AM
He talks of himself in third-person all the time. Is that a sign of going insane too?
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miles_per_hour
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posted July 27, 2005 01:17 AM
quote: That wasn't a caveman; that was a lizard man. Who was also a space man, from the ship of lizard folk. That's crazy talk. Lizard men aren't real.
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kojabu
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posted July 27, 2005 01:18 AM
Picard is better than Kirk!
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Tante Shvester
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posted July 27, 2005 01:18 AM
Who would win in a fight, compass or protractor?
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Mushroom Head
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posted July 27, 2005 01:19 AM
quote: Picard is better than Kirk! Well, he certainly had a snappier uniform.
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Tante Shvester
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posted July 27, 2005 01:19 AM
quote: Originally posted by kojabu: Picard is better than Kirk! True. And I so dig that chrome dome. Grrr!
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Rico
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posted July 27, 2005 01:19 AM
Everyone knows Lizard men exist. Leprechauns on the other hand, do not.
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Tante Shvester
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posted July 27, 2005 01:20 AM
Who would win in a fight, leprechauns or lizard men?
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Nerd Boy
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posted July 27, 2005 01:20 AM
quote: Who would win in a fight, compass or protractor? The pocket protector beats them both. And the Nerd rules over them all.
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Porterbello
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posted July 27, 2005 01:22 AM
quote: Who would win in a fight, leprechauns or lizard men? The new purple horseshoes would win.
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Tante Shvester
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posted July 27, 2005 01:22 AM
Who would win in a fight, Mr. Spock or Dr. Spock?
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kojabu
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posted July 27, 2005 01:23 AM
I think this thread is drawing new members.
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kojabu
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posted July 27, 2005 01:25 AM
Haha, ok let me rephrase: I think this thread is spawning new user names.
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Rico
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posted July 27, 2005 01:25 AM
Boy, this thread sure is popular with the fungi!
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Tante Shvester
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posted July 27, 2005 01:25 AM
I have an unbeatable system for winning in "Rock-Paper-Scissor-Shoot!" I always choose "Shoot" This leaves me with superior fire power that no mere paper, rock or scissor can overcome.
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rivka
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posted July 27, 2005 01:27 AM
quote: Originally posted by beverly: He talks of himself in third-person all the time. Is that a sign of going insane too? Unless you're Clark Kent. And possibly even then.
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kojabu
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posted July 27, 2005 01:27 AM
The Panda eats, shoots, and leaves.
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mr_porteiro_head
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posted July 27, 2005 01:27 AM
quote: I think this thread is spawning new user names. I don't think so. Nobody posting here created their user name this month, let alone tonight.
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Tante Shvester
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posted July 27, 2005 01:28 AM
Who would win in a fight, Percy Byshhe Shelley or William Wordsworth?
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Uncle Rico
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posted July 27, 2005 01:29 AM
quote: I don't think so. Nobody posting here created their user name this month, let alone tonight. I did!
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Tante Shvester
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posted July 27, 2005 01:32 AM
Who would win in a fight, Sundials or Automatic Re-dials?
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kojabu
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posted July 27, 2005 01:32 AM
quote: Originally posted by mr_porteiro_head: quote: I think this thread is spawning new user names. I don't think so. Nobody posting here created their user name this month, let alone tonight. Ok, I didn't notice that. Let me rephrase again. It's bringing previously created user names out of the woodworks. edit: that's what I was going for all along, seriously, i blame the fact that it's 1.35 am and i should have been asleep an hour and a half ago. and i stopped capitalizing. Ahhh!
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Rico
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posted July 27, 2005 01:33 AM
Sundials because they harness the power of the sun.
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Tante Shvester
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posted July 27, 2005 01:33 AM
Who would win in a fight, woodworks or waterworks?
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kojabu
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posted July 27, 2005 01:35 AM
Waterworks!
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Rico
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posted July 27, 2005 01:35 AM
Water makes wood decompose, no challenge there! Who would win in a fight, Rico or Uncle Rico?
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kojabu
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posted July 27, 2005 01:37 AM
I think they're both just too confused to do anything but stare at each other and wonder why they're even thinking about fighting.
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Tante Shvester
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posted July 27, 2005 01:37 AM
quote: Who would win in a fight, Rico or Uncle Rico? Rico, because his post count is higher. But I'd trounce them both. My post count is through the roof, on this thread alone.
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Uncle Rico
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posted July 27, 2005 01:38 AM
quote: Who would win in a fight, Rico or Uncle Rico? If you have to ask...
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kojabu
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posted July 27, 2005 01:39 AM
Who would win in a fight, an awake kojabu or a very sleepy one? nighty night.
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Uncle Rico
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posted July 27, 2005 01:39 AM
Who would win in a fight -- a 2E AD&D 20th level wizard or a 100 ton omnimech?
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Tante Shvester
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posted July 27, 2005 01:39 AM
Who would win in a fight, Tante Shvester or ? wins. G'night!
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Telperion the Silver
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posted July 27, 2005 01:47 AM
quote: He talks of himself in third-person all the time. Is that a sign of going insane too? I don't know, but I know Telperion wants some more bread.
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Uncle Rico
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posted July 27, 2005 01:50 AM
MPH will give you some when you come out to Utah to visit. MPH edit: I'm glad you liked it. The credit all goes to bev.
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