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Mrs. Beaver: "Please, no jokes about shutting 'the dam door.'"
Peter sings: "Oh I just can't wait to be kiiiing."
Mr. Beaver: "What's that? It's...JINGLE BELLS! Run for it!"
Aslan: One day lad, all this will be yours. Peter: What, the curtains? Aslan: No, not the curtains! The huge...tracts o' land! Peter: But I don't want any of that! I'd rather...sing! Aslan: Sorry kid, but Disney's not making musicals anymore.
Aslan: Thanks to the witch's ignorance of Messianic Allegory, I live again!
"Who're you gonna trust: the cute, innocent little girl or the sulky kid with authority issues?" "...The one that isn't talking about imaginary countries?"
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