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Topic: OK, The Onion is even stranger than usual this week...
Tante Shvester
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posted June 21, 2005 11:58 PM
I wish they had an advertisement for Dippin' Dots, the ice cream of the future.
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ElJay
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posted June 21, 2005 11:58 PM
That is hilarious.
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Annie
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posted June 22, 2005 12:21 AM
Dippin' Dots are the best! I used to get them at Mile High Stadium at the very first Rockies games. I'm a little disappointed that it's the future and we don't see more of them.
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James Tiberius Kirk
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posted June 22, 2005 12:23 AM
quote: Democratic Middle Eastern Union votes to Invade US I love it. --j_k
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Tante Shvester
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posted June 22, 2005 12:24 AM
I want Jetpacks. I was promised that by the year 2000, we would all be getting around with Jetpacks (like a backpack with rockets). Also that we would be able to visit the moon for work and vacation. Remember Space: 1999 , anyone?
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Kwea
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posted June 22, 2005 01:08 AM
LOL
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alluvion
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posted June 22, 2005 01:10 AM
*struggles to stifle his weeping*
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Jim-Me
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posted June 22, 2005 07:45 AM
do not click on that link if your cheap-ass work computer doesn't have flash and your company is too paranoid to let you install it... unless you really enjoy the thought of hitting "no" on pop-up boxes for the next 2 hrs... Which sucks for me because I love the onion and I don't have any other internet access at this time.
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Tammy
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posted June 22, 2005 08:50 AM
Love it! quote: Yellowstone is a national parking treasure. Now that's scary as hell!
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ketchupqueen
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posted June 22, 2005 10:36 AM
I like the ads. "Grave Robbers Pry Valuable Rifle from Charleton Heston's Cold, Dead Hands"
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Teshi
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posted June 22, 2005 10:56 AM
This is great. quote: Generations of married couples have relied on this age-old advice for maintaining a happy marriage: Never go into suspended animation angry. quote: Mexico, Canada, and Quebec have stated they are sympathetic to the MEU's goals but must remain neutral for the protection of their own people. Hyuk, hyuk. Also: Take a look at the Astrology section. [ June 22, 2005, 11:17 AM: Message edited by: Teshi ]
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The Pixiest
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posted June 22, 2005 11:43 AM
Hmm.. My New Revised Standard Zodiac sign is "Zork"...
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