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Jonathan Howard
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I'm bored, it's almost 2 AM, and I have nothing better to do.

I do NOT use AOL, why would I? I do have MSN Messenger (blah), and am willing to speak to anyone, anytime, because I'm really, truly, bored.

And, it's quicker than the forum.

So:

I'm jonnymaster5700@msn.com, anyone interested, post down your e-mail, and I'll contact you, have a chat once in a while, and have a little quality time online.

Please?

JH

P.S. I know that this sounds as a last resort and way out of boredom, but I damn well love you, people. I simply didn't think of it before, and God help it but I need to talk to you more often than this forum. Please, people, PLEASE! God knows I don't ask you for much!

[ April 25, 2005, 03:55 AM: Message edited by: Jonathan Howard ]

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I'm even replying to myself. I'm begging you!
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I changed the title, but you people ain't interested. [Cry]

I gave it an hour, now I'm going to bed because my testicles are hurting me for some reason or another. I do not know why this is happening, but it'll be gone by the morning... I hope.

So good night, Hatrack, and you all receive a death penalty for your ignorance. (J/k!)

G'night.

And now, two sonnets for Hatrack:

Although I fail to write this in old style,
I still believe this sonnet and its home
Are in a place, which under its own dome
Will not accept the concept of denial;
This place shall not set anyone a trial,
For sonnets’ garnish, silver be, or chrome:
I shall be setting there, and I shall roam,
Where there are no misconceptions vile.
They’re all success and failure is none,
I think that this just place is near to me,
A place where all there are under the sun
Will be respected – that you surely see.
No right or wrong, for all is beauty dear,
And so my heart I spill out – so sincere.

I find this sonnet difficult to write
For one can see that this is tough a form:
Yet this is what’s regarded as the norm,
A challenge that when passed makes such a sight!
I try to find rhymes, when I do – they fight
Within my head, in sunshine or in storm;
They battle on and heat my head so warm,
Until I forfeit and choose the more right.
I recommend this system not to any,
For then one faces challenges not passed;
And those who passed it died without a penny,
For no one likes those writers while they last.
I do suggest, my friend, you stay away,
And thus rejoice until your end’s own day.

JH

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I'm about to beat OSC in the replying-to-self-on-the-same-thread competition. I changed the title again.
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I'm not so bored now, so that's something. My balls do feel better now.
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Now they do [hurt], again... I sould stop sitting the way I am now.

[ April 25, 2005, 04:40 AM: Message edited by: Jonathan Howard ]

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Choobak
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Did you receive my E-mail ?
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Nope.
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I use your msn address...
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*Lowers Cookie Security Settings for IE*

OK...

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Merci, Choobak.

I replied with a French title.

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[Wink] Go to sleep now... It's the best you can do.

[ April 25, 2005, 05:11 AM: Message edited by: Choobak ]

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