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Chris Bridges
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I turn 40 this year. I was joking with my friend Dave (who passed that milestone last year) today and mentioned I was just waiting to see which part would drop off. We made some crude speculations along those lines and laughed about it.

A few hours later I bent to open a bag of dog food and got some nice stabbing back pains that settled into a steady ache, which hasn't gone away yet. Usually my rhetorical questions don't get answered quite so quickly...

Before the medically-minded mention it, this is not an age-related thing. Lower back pain is a common ailment, especially for people like me with lifelong bad posture who spend the vast bulk of their lives riding a desk. I just enjoyed the irony.

I'm off to take a nice 4-in-the-morning walk around the woods and a hot shower, just thought I'd bitch a bit.

Ow. Ow. Ow.

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Stan the man
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[ROFL] sorry. However, I used to get back pains here and there when I unlaoded trucks. I guess I should've worn the back brace that nobody else wore either....
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Mormo
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I sense another Dave Barryesque column appearing...
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Elizabeth
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Chris,
Bursitis hit hard in my shoulder last year when I was 40. For those of you who think it is an old age thing, though, it isn't. It happens to people who, uh, raise their hands a lot.

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Mormo
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Know-it-alls get bursitis? Uh-oh. [No No] [Wall Bash]

[edit:Then it will ravage through Hatrack like the 3nd plague of Egypt. ]

[ March 06, 2005, 08:57 AM: Message edited by: Mormo ]

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Elizabeth
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Morbo, I just got an image of a class full of Hatrackers waving their hands and saying "Ooh ooh, I know, I know"

The teacher would have to employ the popsicle-stick method of calling on students.

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Mormo
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Ooh ooh, Mr. Card! [Wave]
Morbo

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Elizabeth
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Quiet hands, Morbo.
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Mormo
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Actually, that was a parody of Horshack in "Welcome back, Kotter", the 70s TV show. [Smile]

Err, I mean to say, yes ma'am.

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Derrell
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This would make a good column.
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ketchupqueen
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[Laugh] When my dad turned 50, his back went out, like, the next day. I hate to laugh at pain, but it's such a funny situation.
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